Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Blind Item #5

This actor is probably C+. Does mostly movies now. The actor is almost A list when it comes to his face. You all know him and you know his name, you just don't always put the two together. He has been in one of your favorite movies. He is also so closeted that he wants steel around that door. Married. He got beat up by a man last week because he thought the man was gay. Nope. The man took offense and beat our actor badly. The actor told his wife he had been mugged.

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  1. Unwanted advances shouldn't lead to severe beatings. A drink in the face and kick in the nuts should suffice.

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  2. Where you at, VIP?

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  3. Oh wow- someone figure this out quick!!!

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  4. the guy that played D Day in Animal House. Was on TV for awhile.

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  5. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0569226/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm

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  6. Did any of these new Enties study English at school?
    ''STEEL around that door'?

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    1. Yes, steel. Reinforced because he doesn't want to come out.

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    2. Yes, steel. Reinforced because he doesn't want to come out.

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  7. Why has it become the fashion at this site to come and bitch about the Enty/Enties? Really, this is not the New York Times. It's supposed to be for fun. Folks, D-listed is just an easy click away.

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    1. Nutty, because by not informing the readership that the ownership and writers have changed at CDaN while continuing to use the same name "Enty", the new owner is committing fraud. He's playing us.

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    2. "He" isn't doing a very good job at playing us considering no one believes this is the original Entry.

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  8. Imagine if women responded with violence every time they got "unwanted advances," as CJ put it. Half the male population would be disfigured and/or sterile!

    @Flashy: it means the guy wants a closet door so strong that it is reinforced with steel (iron/carbon alloy).

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  9. Don't allow this to be William Fichtner please?

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  10. Well, it's a gay man being attacked, so it's okay, I guess. Maybe we can catch up with Russia soon.

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  11. Ha ha! Clint Howard was the first name that came to mind for me, too!

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  12. @Rosemary Young : Ah, got it now. I thought he meant 'steal' in the context of 'creeping' as with 'the villains stole away into the night'.

    My first post on CDAN & already I'm getting the wrong end of the stick. I've been reading it for years too, you'd have thought I'd have been more savvy.

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  13. She's playing us.

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  14. Well then go AWAY, all those who think they're being "played". Please, for the love of all that is holy, GO the fuck AWAY!!!

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    1. Anonymous4:20 PM

      Here here! Im so FUCKING SICK AND GODDAMN TIRED of everyone bitching and moaning in every single post about new enty this and she vs he that she entys on the rag.if you dont like the writer,whoever the fuck they are then theres a door for your ass.

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  15. LL, I know. I am so bored of everyone who tries to "out" Enty. If you don't like it here, there are a bajillion other sites you can view.

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  16. Fichtner probably has too many recent TV credits for this to be him.

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  17. I would rule out Bruce McGill: while he is from Texas and erhaps that's the desire to stay closeted, all of his 2013 credits but one are television, and not just one guest episode but several. There's even a miniseries. He seems to do more tv these days.

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  18. Bruce McGill is currently on Rizzoli and Isles, so probably not him.

    Dylan Baker? Though I don't understand why it would matter for his career, to be honest.

    Probably a guy who plays tough / macho / womanizer-types...

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  19. I mean, what are like univeraally beloved movies: Forrest Gump, the John Hughes movies. Is it Larry Miller?

    Character actors: Danny Trejo, Richard Kind, Jeffrey Jones, Dan Hedaya (favorite movie would be Clueless), umm Ben Stein, Burt Young, Fred Stoller.

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  20. Ferris Bueller guy, what's his name?
    Married to SJP

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    1. YES!!! a pic was just posted of him wearing a sling on his arm!!! can you blame the guy though??? NEIGH

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  21. paris and Groovy: I know, right!?! It's sucks when I come here for funny or insightful comments and instead have to wade thru the bs "enty sucks" or whatever imaginative comment these lonely pricks come up with. On my nerves!
    :-) I try to ignore, and will continue to ignore, but I had to say something just this once (or twice).

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  22. Bill Paxton, famous movie; Weird Science.

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  23. I'm not sure why, but Ron Livingston from Office Space popped in my head.

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  24. I don't believe this is the original Enty at all, based on the fact that I had multiple email conversations several years ago with the "real" one, and he was very well spoken, could spell, and had all his grammar ducks in a row. The right thing to do would have been to announce that Enty was retiring or bringing on a second writer with another pen name to write posts on his behalf. That way the readers at least wouldn't have to guess, and also spend so much time bashing the "new" Enty, and just enjoy the blog for what it is, a fun gossip site. I continue to read the site, and bitch quietly to myself that I can't understand half of the posts due to the lack of proofreading and hitting the publish button far too quickly.

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  25. oh dear. still missing the point I see.
    Iceberg: too too funny. and probably accurate, which makes it sad. ;)

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  26. Lee Majors. Starred in "Steel" in 1978. Was a protege of Rock Hudson.

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  28. @Rosemary: There was a blind the other day about a chick doing what I described, to a dude who grabbed her tit, and everyone cheered her.

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  29. When Enty had Jax openly posting, shit hit the fan here. Many of the readers when batshit crazy with jealously and it got ugly, very ugly in the comments section. Enty can't win either way. I don't care who is and who isn't contributing to the site. Just wish that all the contributors would maintain a light, playful sense of humour. But, even the original Enty failed to do that sometimes, and sometimes let personal vendettas with some celebrities get in the way of a good time here. He was called out for those bumps way back then too.

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  30. Is Jax the MANsogynist Fugazi Enty or the Rape/Molestation/Incest Fugazi Enty? I like R/M/I Fugazi Enty, but the one who perpetuates tired man hating stereotypes irritates me.

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  31. The other guy beat him up for thinking he was gay? Dude has issues.

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  32. I'm lost..what was the blind again?

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  34. look at that pic of MB in today's picture's. His eye looks swollen too. Hmmmmmmm

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  35. I think Bill Paxton is a great guess. Know the name very well but don't think I could pick him out of a lineup. I've never heard of the other two that were mentioned.

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  36. Despite the photos, Matthew Broderick isn't a "Hey! It's that guy!" actor. The first poster is on track with this being an actor like Clint Howard.

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  38. Nothing makes me laugh more than someone pointing out incorrect grammar, incorrectly.

    Thanks for the laugh @vic

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  39. I don't think a beat down was necessary in this case. No thanks probably would work.

    Also - thanks LL. Ditto.

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  40. @unknown This site needs an editor and a style manual.

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  41. i.e., http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Style_guide

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  42. Wow, some of ya have very high standards for a gossip site. Enty likely never existed in the first place. This is a gossip site, after all. Not Grinder or the porn dungeons of the internets where sad degenerates go to boast about doing drugs and getting laid (in their fantasies). Oh..wait...

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  43. @MadLyb: How long do I get to live in yer dome w/o having to pay? Can I do some decorating? I wanna put in a sex swing, Saint Andrews cross and a spanking bench. Maybe a dog cage in the corner.

    Am I allowed to have pets in there? If not I'm going to have to rescind KStew's invite. I haven't house trained her yet.

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  44. Christopher Meloni

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  45. Honestly, people come in to bitch, moan, and be heard. No one is ever going to be happy, so just like the trolls, ignore the negative ninnies and stick with the guessing, I suppose. It's not like we are Meagan Fox. Enty is not controlling us with strings, so you, unlike her, are free to scooty scoot scoot scoot.

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  46. On a nice side note, id rather read y'all bitch about Enty then skim through the troll comments. So, bitch away!

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  47. Honestly, people come in to bitch, moan, and be heard. No one is ever going to be happy, so just like the trolls, ignore the negative ninnies and stick with the guessing, I suppose. It's not like we are Meagan Fox. Enty is not controlling us with strings, so you, unlike her, are free to scooty scoot scoot scoot.

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  48. It can't be Matthew Broderick. He's had that sling on his arm for over two weeks, so that's not a result of being beat up last week. Plus that sling is apparently because he had surgery on his rotator cuff.

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  49. @timebob. No problem, glad to be of assistance. I'm here all week. Hey, try the veal.

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