This former American Idol alum who worked a lot after the show ended says she stopped working consistently when she stopped sleeping with her former boss who is an A list celebrity.
Count: "for those who don't know me, allow me to introduce myself. I'm the Count, a porn obsessed crybaby jew with a tiny dick! I like to think I'm a pretty big deal around here. So yeah, please send me naked pics of yourselves so I can jack off to em. Thanks!"
You seriously didn't get this schtick from my online persona here years ago? I trolled the CDAN Fb page for women and have been to known to quickly ask for (and sometimes get) t&a pics. Everything but the small cokk part.
Slappy: I only started reading this site a month or less before I created this acct.
I don't do shit on FB other than post pics of my kid every once in a while and check out pics posted by relatives I never see.
I'd rather be Amish than a Jew. Electricity would be easier to give up than Bacon Cheeseburgers. They both dress similar, so I guess that wouldn't be a problem. It is starting to look like I'm wearing a flesh colored yarmulke though :(
In conclusion, sorry dude, I didn't rip you off. This is pretty much how I've been posting on the net since I started posting on message boards in 07 or 08.
P.S. I don't think I'm a big deal, I'm just trying to be an a-hole. It is everybody else around here that thinks I'm a big deal. Whether it is a good or bad deal is up to interpretation.
Count, every single Jewish person I know (and granted I don't live in NYC anymore so that's shrunk)eats bacon. Same with Indians. 2nd generation born in the US do not adhere to the cow is sacred as strictly as their parents. Just saying. NOT EVERY ONE I know, but in my small sphere this is only what I have observed and talked about with them.
@Sherry: I don't know. Calling a bacon eater Jewish seems as off as calling me Catholic, when I haven't been to a church, besides weddings and funerals, in over 20years; use rubbers; and and believe in abortion rights.
I feel religion is all or nothing. If you believe, you follow their rules. You don't get to cherry pick what you like and what you don't. That is why I choose not to participate.
Kimberly Crawford, did some hosting Jordin Sparks, still works but not much DeGarmo, has done musicals somewhat consistently Clarkson and McPhee, out Fantasia did work after Idol
I'm not sure I can think of anything more pathetic than someone in an online chat forum angrily accusing someone else of stealing their online chat persona. Did you painstakingly craft your "how I respond to blinds" persona over hours of sweat and trial & error? silly!
Whatever happened to Rubin S. ? Kelly Pickler hasn't done much in a while. And wasn't there a blind a couple years ago, she was sleeping with her older producer?
Count, let me come at this from another angle (...that's what she said...): being Jewish is an ethnic identity as well as a religious one. If you're Italian or Irish but have ditched the Church, you're still Italian or Irish - same thing with being Jewish but ditching the practice of Judaism.
Though Clive is married to a woman and estranged from her forever. He has been in a relationship with a man for many, many, years. He admits to being bisexual in his biography. But for a man his age I think it is just a cop out for just admitting he is full on gay.
I like the Pia guess. There was a blind about an Idol sleeping with a producer (probably Jimmy Iovine). She got signed to a contract and released just one signal. No album.
Yeah, Diana married Ace and she gets regular theater work.
is this a turf fight over rights to the site douche persona? how about you both agree to find your own NEW stomping grounds. its just not fair that we have so much douche in one place.
Maybe stay on topic? Would that be to much to ask for? I don't care who is the biggest jerk or douche or count.
Ruben is an invalid guess because he is about to be on the Biggest Loser. ;-)
Oh, but maybe it is Kimberly Locke. She dated that guy from one of those exercise shows. I can't remember his name. I guess that means he's not A-list.
I'm a religious Jew and highly offendes by all the insults against me etc on this thread. Count: I expected better from you. And the others... except for the troll. Loser.
@PugsterMom: Unless you took insult to the Amish rather than Jewish or the flesh Yarmulke jokes, which should both be taken as nonsensical, then I don't think I said anything offensive. If you read them and did anything besides laugh and/or think "that guy is an idiot", I don't know what to tell you.
FWIW, there are several movements within Judaism with varying beliefs and practices, from Ultra-Orthadox to Atheist Jews (seriously). Some keep kosher, some do not. Also Hebrew is a language and being Jewish is a religious/cultural identity, not an ethnicity.
I practice Reform Judaism. I wasn't offended by any of this, btw. But it takes alot to offend me.
Count said: I feel religion is all or nothing. If you believe, you follow their rules. You don't get to cherry pick what you like and what you don't. That is why I choose not to participate.
You stand corrected, Count. That's exactly what most people do (of most faiths).
Most Jewish people I know eat bacon - only the orthodox or vegetarians do not. Just like the majority of Catholics practice some form of birth control, never mind plenty get divorced.
Also, Hebrew is a language, Jewish is a religion, regardless of whether you're American, Canadian or European.
@Surfer: That is why I find religion to be a sham. When I see a Born Again Christian grab the bottle of whiskey from the tool box on his pick up and take a pull, first thought in my head is "fraud". Same goes for a Jewish person that eats bacon or a Catholic that gets an abortion. I don't understand why people bother to pretend to follow. To me, it seems like a big waste of time to do it half assed.
Diana Degarmo
ReplyDeleteKelly Clarkson/Clive Davis
ReplyDeletelol
Plus 1 for kelly/clive.
DeleteKat Mcphee
ReplyDelete+1
DeleteClay Aiken & Elton John
ReplyDeleteClay Aiken is a good guess. Kelly still works.
ReplyDeleteCount: "for those who don't know me, allow me to introduce myself. I'm the Count, a porn obsessed crybaby jew with a tiny dick! I like to think I'm a pretty big deal around here. So yeah, please send me naked pics of yourselves so I can jack off to em. Thanks!"
ReplyDeleteYou seriously didn't get this schtick from my online persona here years ago? I trolled the CDAN Fb page for women and have been to known to quickly ask for (and sometimes get) t&a pics. Everything but the small cokk part.
jordan sparks
ReplyDeleteLeave our Count alone....and go find a bridge to crawl under.
ReplyDeleteSlappy: I only started reading this site a month or less before I created this acct.
ReplyDeleteI don't do shit on FB other than post pics of my kid every once in a while and check out pics posted by relatives I never see.
I'd rather be Amish than a Jew. Electricity would be easier to give up than Bacon Cheeseburgers. They both dress similar, so I guess that wouldn't be a problem. It is starting to look like I'm wearing a flesh colored yarmulke though :(
In conclusion, sorry dude, I didn't rip you off. This is pretty much how I've been posting on the net since I started posting on message boards in 07 or 08.
P.S. I don't think I'm a big deal, I'm just trying to be an a-hole. It is everybody else around here that thinks I'm a big deal. Whether it is a good or bad deal is up to interpretation.
ReplyDelete+1 for what Kristina?
ReplyDeleteCount, every single Jewish person I know (and granted I don't live in NYC anymore so that's shrunk)eats bacon. Same with Indians. 2nd generation born in the US do not adhere to the cow is sacred as strictly as their parents. Just saying. NOT EVERY ONE I know, but in my small sphere this is only what I have observed and talked about with them.
ReplyDeleteJeez I hope I don't start an argument over this.
Slappy quoted fake Count anyway.
ReplyDeleteI think The BI refers to Diana DeGarmo
@Sherry: I don't know. Calling a bacon eater Jewish seems as off as calling me Catholic, when I haven't been to a church, besides weddings and funerals, in over 20years; use rubbers; and and believe in abortion rights.
ReplyDeleteI feel religion is all or nothing. If you believe, you follow their rules. You don't get to cherry pick what you like and what you don't. That is why I choose not to participate.
@sandybrook: Where did Fake Count post that? I thought slappy was just summing up my character.
ReplyDeleteKat?
ReplyDeleteAs much as I would love for it to be Kat McPhee, she works regularly. Her show was canceled because of poor ratings.
ReplyDeleteDiana Degarmo still works.
Kelly Clarkson still works.
Hmmm.....
Kellie Pickler was just on DWTS and has a new album coming out.
ReplyDeleteWho is the A-list celebrity boss?
People who worked after AI:
ReplyDeleteKimberly Crawford, did some hosting
Jordin Sparks, still works but not much
DeGarmo, has done musicals somewhat consistently
Clarkson and McPhee, out
Fantasia did work after Idol
Fantasia just released a new album.
ReplyDeleteJodin is hot and heavy with Jason Durulo (sp?)
Jennifer Hudson is engaged and has a child.
DeGarmo was also recently on Young and the Restless and has a broadway tour coming up in 2014.
Jessica Sierra and Drew what's his face? She was on his celebrity rehab show and hasn't been heard of since. Not sure if he's an A list celeb though.
Whatever happened to that Pia girl? I think that's her name--dated Mark Ballas after Idol.
ReplyDeleteIm throwing out Fantasia, what with her propensity for dating married men.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure I can think of anything more pathetic than someone in an online chat forum angrily accusing someone else of stealing their online chat persona. Did you painstakingly craft your "how I respond to blinds" persona over hours of sweat and trial & error? silly!
ReplyDeleteIm with brainy angel: are you copying my soliciting regular women for pics? Dumbass please! Get a frickin life.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to Rubin S. ? Kelly Pickler hasn't done much in a while. And wasn't there a blind a couple years ago, she was sleeping with her older producer?
ReplyDeleteDidn't Degarmo marry that Ace guy recently? He was an AI contestant also.
ReplyDeleteCount, let me come at this from another angle (...that's what she said...): being Jewish is an ethnic identity as well as a religious one. If you're Italian or Irish but have ditched the Church, you're still Italian or Irish - same thing with being Jewish but ditching the practice of Judaism.
ReplyDeleteThough Clive is married to a woman and estranged from her forever. He has been in a relationship with a man for many, many, years. He admits to being bisexual in his biography. But for a man his age I think it is just a cop out for just admitting he is full on gay.
ReplyDelete@Sara: I could be completely wrong here, and wouldn't mind being enlightened, but isn't the blood Hebrew and the religion Judaism?
ReplyDeleteI like the Pia guess. There was a blind about an Idol sleeping with a producer (probably Jimmy Iovine). She got signed to a contract and released just one signal. No album.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Diana married Ace and she gets regular theater work.
Pia was the popular guess for the blind I mentioned above.
ReplyDeleteI think if Kellie Pickler's marriage is a sham it's because she likes girls.
On the other hand, is Jimmy Iovine an A list celebrity?
ReplyDeleteLeona Lewis and Cowell fit, except she was on X Factor UK, not Idol.
is this a turf fight over rights to the site douche persona? how about you both agree to find your own NEW stomping grounds. its just not fair that we have so much douche in one place.
ReplyDeleteAw c'mon peeps! This is totally Ruben Studdard and Simon Cowell.
ReplyDelete:-)
@Me: I don't want to take your championship belt.
ReplyDeleteI'll bring the perv, you bring the douche, and that slappy dude can bring a Mr. Turtle pool filled with pudding. Sound like a party?
Maybe stay on topic? Would that be to much to ask for? I don't care who is the biggest jerk or douche or count.
ReplyDeleteRuben is an invalid guess because he is about to be on the Biggest Loser. ;-)
Oh, but maybe it is Kimberly Locke. She dated that guy from one of those exercise shows. I can't remember his name. I guess that means he's not A-list.
It could be Clay Aiken and Clive Davis.
ReplyDelete@Slappy, you're kinda (totally) lame. Jerkulady 4eva!!
ReplyDeleteThe only thing I ever heard of Pia doing was singing the anthem at LA Kings games.
ReplyDelete@Count sorry didn't see your question til now but troll wrote it on one of the early Friday news posts . Then ppl started to realize it wasn't you.
ReplyDeleteI'm a religious Jew and highly offendes by all the insults against me etc on this thread. Count: I expected better from you. And the others... except for the troll. Loser.
ReplyDelete@PugsterMom: Unless you took insult to the Amish rather than Jewish or the flesh Yarmulke jokes, which should both be taken as nonsensical, then I don't think I said anything offensive. If you read them and did anything besides laugh and/or think "that guy is an idiot", I don't know what to tell you.
ReplyDeleteWhoa!!! Whole lotta snarky in here
ReplyDelete..... funny but snarky. @COUNT I like how u own your shit gotta respect that... peace
FWIW, there are several movements within Judaism with varying beliefs and practices, from Ultra-Orthadox to Atheist Jews (seriously). Some keep kosher, some do not. Also Hebrew is a language and being Jewish is a religious/cultural identity, not an ethnicity.
ReplyDeleteI practice Reform Judaism. I wasn't offended by any of this, btw. But it takes alot to offend me.
Count said: I feel religion is all or nothing. If you believe, you follow their rules. You don't get to cherry pick what you like and what you don't. That is why I choose not to participate.
ReplyDeleteYou stand corrected, Count. That's exactly what most people do (of most faiths).
Most Jewish people I know eat bacon - only the orthodox or vegetarians do not. Just like the majority of Catholics practice some form of birth control, never mind plenty get divorced.
Also, Hebrew is a language, Jewish is a religion, regardless of whether you're American, Canadian or European.
@Surfer: That is why I find religion to be a sham. When I see a Born Again Christian grab the bottle of whiskey from the tool box on his pick up and take a pull, first thought in my head is "fraud". Same goes for a Jewish person that eats bacon or a Catholic that gets an abortion. I don't understand why people bother to pretend to follow. To me, it seems like a big waste of time to do it half assed.
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