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This former A list reality star and now a C list celebrity who thinks of herself as the Kanye of celebrities and that people will always love her even though they haven't liked her for a decade has been trying to get pregnant. Scary to me too. Apparently she is having all kinds of trouble. She has been pregnant in the past and had miscarriages and she has tried IVF with no luck and has spent about $500K in the past 18 months doing everything she can. I think it might be all the STD's or the drugs that have caused the problem.
Paris
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ReplyDeleteParis' on purpose miscarriages are called abortions Enty.
ReplyDeleteNo child should have Parasite Hilton for a mother.
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DeleteIf Paris does end up having a baby I hope she doesn't kill it like she kills her tiny dogs.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't she have a baby like Suri or Blue? Wear a pillow and have a surrogate? Think Paris!
ReplyDeleteWhy can't she have a baby like Suri or Blue? Wear a pillow and have a surrogate? Think Paris!
ReplyDeleteChrist does she even know what a mother needs to do for kids. Oh wait she'll hire nannies to take care of them. My bad :(
ReplyDeleteWe HOPE she'll hire nannies! :(
Deletegood God not Paris offspring........
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ReplyDeletepoor potential baby.
poor thing doesn't have a chance.
Can't she take a hint? Nature doesn't want her demon spawn. Hopefully she will go broke doing this and fade away.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if Paris has a baby she'll go the Kimberly Stewart route and clean up her act and be a good mom??? Maybe?? Anyone?
ReplyDeleteSugar, honey, have a seat over here in the corner. I can tell you're not feeling well. Do you need anything? Water? Valium?
DeleteTeehee, Gayeld. I'd love a valium and a Miley joint, thanks.
DeleteSometimes nature just says "fuck no!" Paris needs to listen.
ReplyDeleteWhile I believe Blue Ivy was born via a surrogate I don't believe Suri was, Katie was pregnant before she hooked up with Tommy Boy and that's why she won the bride lottery...
ReplyDeleteParis sounds right. I dont know why she wld try this, caring for and about people and possessions is not her forte.
ReplyDeleteParis. Yep.
ReplyDelete"She don't eat nothing. Sleeps all day with them black shades on. Wakes up with a Quaalude, and who won't fuck me 'cause she's in a coma. I can't even have a kid with her, Manny. Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a fuckin' little baby with her!"
ReplyDeleteYou left out the "eating, drinking, fucking, sucking, snorting" part. LOL
Delete"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."
*I love Al Pacino in The Godfather!"
Hmm. Was checking in to see if the writing and comments had gotten any better here. Statutory rape? Celebrating a woman's miscarriages? Miley Cyrus? Oh my. Back to my new home. Shout out to Count J.
ReplyDeleteI think it says more for the lack of ethics of her doctor for even considering trying to hook someone like her up with IVF.
ReplyDeleteThere should be an ethics exam for doctors before they're allowed near a medical bag, let alone a human being.
Kumquat: in Australia you need a police check, child protection check, full psych evaluation, and I think that's good!
DeleteAnd she wants a baby WHY exactly??
ReplyDeleteshe probably has an 8 ball stuck up her fallopian she tried to smuggle in a plane from 6 ys ago
ReplyDeleteShe wants a baby because she thinks she will get a new reality show along with it.
ReplyDelete@Sugar, I think she will at least have excellent nannies for her baby. Her sister Nicki I see doing better with kids.
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