Tuesday, September 03, 2013

Blind Item #3

What former A+ list tweener got hammered this weekend and kept standing up in the middle of a club shouting that he was away from his girlfriend over the weekend and was looking for one or two people to take her place for a few hours. He went crazy with a personal wet t-shirt contest that he made potential sex partners do to the "I need to see if they are real by touching them," test. He went back to his beach house with two women that night. His girlfriend is crazy about him too. There were such high hopes for him when he was younger.


33 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:47 AM

    Bieber & Harry. Bieber had ice cutting nips.

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  2. Does Bieber have a girlfriend now? I thought Selena Gomez had come to her senses.

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  3. Anonymous7:56 AM

    Nick Carter

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  4. That does not sound like Bieber. I'm thinking someone more old school.

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  5. Anonymous7:57 AM

    Nick carter

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  6. I'm having trouble thinking of ANY tweener with "such high hopes for him when he was younger."

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  7. Beiber was in Toronto this weekend & did get in nightclub brawl where he supposedly lost a $40,000 gold chain. There's an area in Toronto called The Beaches. Could fit?

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  8. Can't we give Canada back Hockey if they offer to take Beiber with it?

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    1. Ok so if hockey back to Canada, doesn't Carrie underwood go to because her hubby plays?

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  9. I read it as Macaulay Culkin for some reason...

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  10. Geez Count, what do you have against hockey?

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  11. I read that tidbit as them demanding to check his cajones to see if they're real. They weren't beliebers.

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  12. @Wen: Any sport that loses its TV time to something as boring as poker isn't well liked.

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  13. Not Bieber, as Lil P mentioned. Aside from the incident at the club, he performed at some girl's Sweet Sixteen (got lots of local coverage).

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  14. Since it says FORMER tweener I am going with Alfalfa from Our Gang.

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  15. "There were such high hopes for him when he younger."

    Not Bieber then.

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  16. Efron, 100%. He likes it dirty, don't let the pretty fool ya. Nick Carter just IS dirty. Really dirty.

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  17. I LOVE to watch poker!

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    1. Nice Mark- although probably a lot of readers don't know what you are talking about.

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  19. Count- depends on the state. Hockey is significantly more popular in MN and the surrounding states than basketball.

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  20. This has to be Bieber.

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  21. Mickey Rooney WAS a dirty, dirty boy, Mark!!

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  22. I don't believe Selena Gomez doesn't understand that they are a PR couple. I hear Selena isn't really sexually mature/ perhaps asexual (I'll go with the former), so I can see this benefiting them both. As someone who portends to be in the "biz", you can't see a fake relationship when you see one? I bet you think One Direction is fulla straights, too?

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  23. @Coconuts: I tell ya what, if the Canadians can finally get the French out of the Western Hemisphere, I'll throw MN in too. If they can't, they gotta take Detroit. Whattaya say?

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  24. Anonymous10:15 PM

    Le douche. Child actor,did holes,has excellent naturalness,timing expressions,energetic...

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