Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Blind Item #3

If this former A list tweener and now just a regular A lister keeps hanging out with this former A list celebrity who is now a B list celebrity our A lister is going to find himself in jail. The B lister only likes having sex with underage people. Eventually one of those underage kids is going to make their way to the A lister who also likes them young but much of that is because he is young. Not too young to get charged with statutory rape though.


13 comments:

  1. Bieber in jail? Don't tease me like that.

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  2. Bieber and Sean Kingston? Didn't Kingston get into some trouble for something similar before?

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    1. I didn't know Kingston was into boys?

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  3. So if you aren't a pedofile and you aren't a closeted gay who likes young girls because they look like little boys I don't get it - aren't there enough hot 18 year olds to satiate these pervs?

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  4. Anonymous8:41 AM

    Ew.

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  5. Yes, Tina, there are. And hopefully by 18, they know what the hell they are doing. Training can be tiresome.

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  6. Not Bieber. Enty wouldn't refer to Bieber as a "former A list tweener and now just a regular A lister" without some appendix like "who is a blot on the entire human genome."

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  7. Please don't link to Perez. I don't want to unwittingly give him any hits.

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  8. Justine Beaver, Sean Kingston and the asshole Jenner swine.

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  9. Bieber and Usher.. How can Sean be a b lister? He is more a C.

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  10. Damn you jes7o, I hadn't been to perezhilton's site in 4 years until your link....

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