This A+ list celebrity/singer? got into trouble a few weeks ago for trying to have sex with her boyfriend. That's a no no. It's part of the deal he signs up for. Unlike the previous boyfriend, he needs to make sure he doesn't get caught having sex with others.
Huh?
ReplyDeleteIt's Britney, Bitch!
ReplyDeleteBrittney Spears...poor girl.
ReplyDeleteBlurble glug?
ReplyDeleteThe singer is supposed to be Britney.
ReplyDeleteSo Britney's boyfriend can't sex with her, and he can't have sex with anyone else, at least without the cover of darkness and matching masks...I'm going to put this in the not-gonna-work-out category
ReplyDeleteBrit?
ReplyDeleteThis just makes me sad, that poor thing. Jerks be gettin' between Bertney and her hot beef injection!
ReplyDeleteIts either Brittany or TayTay with her new twink.
ReplyDeleteThat really doesn't make a whole of sense. I agree supposed to be Brit.
ReplyDeleteWhat? It can be helpful to reread what you've written to see if it makes sense. Thoughts don't always transfer from your brain to the written word clearly.
ReplyDeleteIs this trying to say that Britney's employee/boyfriend has another real, actual girlfriend who doesn't want him having sex with Britney?
ReplyDeleteWhat a mess. He takes her around and protects her while letting her do what she wants (within reason)
Delete. Even a dog loves her caretaker, it breaks my heart that she can't even get at least 2 minutes of sexual/emotional comfort before he clocks out.
Actually, this makes perfect sense. Not seeing the problem?
ReplyDeleteLeave Britney Alone!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Britney. Poor gal!
ReplyDeleteCould make sense if the HIV+ rumours were true... Poor Britney, true or not.
ReplyDeleteMakes sense to me.
ReplyDeleteDamn Britney doesn't get to have ANY fun. Btw, I've heard several ppl make reference to a rumor that she is HIV positive. This might explain a lot. Hope that it's not the case but, it would certainly answer a great deal of questions about the goings on in her life the past few years.
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say who is Taylor dating these days? I'm confused with the last sentence. Does this mean then that this A+ and this guy aren't in relationship and "her" is someone else? And someone else has a new bf who is determined not to get caught like the past bf did?
ReplyDeleteSome of these blinds just do not get a once read over before posting.
Britney's ex fiancé got caught sleeping around. This one also has a real gf, & is not supposed TI let anyone know. Hence, keeping the status quo to make Britney look more "normal".
Delete@Normal the twink TayTay is seen in public with is someone called Matthew Gray Gubler
ReplyDeleteThe A+ tried to have sex with her 'bf', but for whatever reason he is not supposed to have sex with her.
ReplyDeleteIf he has sex with other women he is not to get caught like A+ last 'bf' did.
It makes no mention of any other specific girl and says nothing about the boyfriend having a 'real gf'
ReplyDeleteBritney wanted to fuck her boyfriend, but that's not allowed. It wasn't allowed with trawick either so he slept with other women and got caught.
Considering all sources of the HIV rumors lead back to Enty, I doubt it's true. Love the site, but it's not been known to be very credible. Who really knows though besides Britney and her doctors.
ReplyDeleteWhat "Enty" is trying to say is he can't sex with brit and he can't get caught having sex with anyone else either.
ReplyDeleteIf she got the Hi5, it then he really shouldn't even consider banging her. I think it is more likely they don't want to risk her getting knocked up and having more kids for her to pay for. Dude's contract probably terminates if he bangs her or gets caught by paps with someone else.
ReplyDeleteIf HIV was the concern, they could just find a + guy and tell him they would pay for his meds as long as he is with Brit. I think the HIV rumor is just to keep guys from tryin to do her.
I still have no idea why they don't take the poor broad back to LA. Get her a rocking chair for the porch and a pet coon dog to take care of and let her live a quiet existence.
I thought they were afraid she'd get knocked up too but wouldn't they just get her tubes tied.
DeleteI think the hiv makes more sense. Maybe they can't find an hiv plus partner for her because it'll draw too much attention.
I don't know if anything in the business makes sense.
You know, I've always thought she should go back to LA, too. But I just got to thinking - Kevin's got primary custody of the children, correct? That would explain why she wouldn't want to be in Louisiana. At least her new LV gig will keep her within a quick plane flight of her boys.
ReplyDeleteCount, there are different strains of HIV & if you have unprotected sex with someone with a different strain you can become infected with that new strain too.
ReplyDeleteCan Britney even legally have sex? Isn't she legally a child, under the terms of the Conservatorship?
ReplyDeleteThat's a good point!
DeleteHmm then she shouldn't bother hooking up with Robin Thicke. Seems he can't keep it in his pants.
ReplyDeleteThats what happens when daddys your conservator. What a nazi.
ReplyDelete@Sean,
ReplyDeleteThere are different types of Conservatorships to protect someone's finances and/or physical, mental health, daily life, etc. I'm not sure how much control Britney's Dad has over her but I don't think she had the mentality of a child where she can't be allowed to have sex. Furthermore, how would that be enforced? That would be like trying to stop a teenager.
If Brit does have HIV, I'm really interested to know who she got it from. Given the fame of some of her partners, I find it interesting none have been attached to hiv too.
ReplyDeleteThat's true.
DeleteDidn't she mess with Fred durst. He needs to be looked at.
Rose, I understand your points about enforcement. Especially since the Spears family has only viewed Britney as a meal ticket her whole life. However, I was thinking of whomever actually had sex. I wonder what their legal responsibility would be. Perhaps we need a lawyer around here to help us with this.
ReplyDeleteMatthew Grey Gubler, he's on Criminal Minds. He's no kid. Gasp! Could Tay be growing up or has her stalker rep queered her for more bearding gigs? Lol
ReplyDeleteOh good grief people as a conservator you can NOT control whether they have sex or not! But if the guy that she is being seen with is being paid as a care giver or anything like that it is illegal as hell for him to sleep with her and he can get in a world of hurt for it. ESPECIALLY if the courts had him sign a contract with a code of conduct attached to it. I firmly believe Britney holds his hand and such in public because she HATES the constant questions of who is that guy with her and when the paps see her hold his hand OMG it instantly becomes her new dad paid for her a new boyfriend by these jerks grrr. Like the courts would let that one fly NOT!! You all have no freaking clue how extensive the courts are about what you can and can not do when you are a guardian and I would hate to imagine how much harder it is for her father as her holdings is so great. You have to explain each and every cent that is spent and for what. Every doctor and submit their reports as well as many times the doctors themselves appear. This is NOT something that is minor and simple. Before each and every court hearing it takes me a good 2 weeks to get all the paperwork ready, get doctors documents and then fill out the financial forms from the courts and the extensive questions they have for me. Then both myself and my son have to go to court and be questioned which is always stressful for him and makes things difficult as he hates these times.
ReplyDeleteThere are different types of guardianships. There are ones that oversee just the financials and then one for medical and then the one that is total which is the one that is for both financial and medical care. With each they carry different rights and responsibilities. But ultimately you answer to the person you have been appointed as guardian overs advocates attorney and a judge and you can face some serious consequences if you abuse your powers.
Oh shut the F up. Britney doesn't have HIV. You guys be begging some times for real.
ReplyDeleteBritney should just dump his ass and take everything move to Louisiana.
Wish someone would explain why Britney needs a boyfriend she can't have sex with. Why put on a show
ReplyDelete@Lisa +1
ReplyDeleteHey y'all... I'm taking up a collection to buy a copy of Rosetta Stone so the little Guatemalan children Enty has writing his BIs now can learn to write a sentence in legible English. This is getting ridiculous - we used to have to just guess WHO it was about, now half the time we have to first guess WHAT it's about.
ReplyDeletePoor Britney. There has to be a guy out there who will love her for who she really is without a paycheck involved, right?
ReplyDeleteSadly no madlyb.
ReplyDelete@Steampunk: Love your pic. Love it. :)
ReplyDeleteIsn't Britney's brother a lawyer? That can be helpful with the family dealing with a conservatorship and her sister's situation being a young mom.
ReplyDeleteCould be Jennifer Lopez too....Just saying.
ReplyDelete@Carol Britney needs a boyfriend she can't have sex with because she has a mental illness and being in relationship is probably very distracting for her and sends her levels off into infinity...she is mentally incapacitated. You can see it in her eyes.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Brit's crazy....bitch ain't getting none.
ReplyDeleteThey should get her a vibrator, long known to cure a woman's hysteria.
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Or, since she is not capable of making her own decisions, they should get her some remote remote control vibrating panties. Then they can calm her, from a safe distance, when she is having an episode.
Britney Biatch. Bless her poor heart.
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