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This A+ list mostly movie actor who has the talent of a C lister is at it again. The professed family man who talks repeatedly about how he would never cheat on his wife hit on a waitress while out of town this past week and slipped her his phone number. According to one of her co-workers the waitress met him at his hotel suite for drinks and then a quick two minutes of cigarette breath sex followed by a thanks and show yourself out.
Brad Pitt!
ReplyDeleteC-Tates?
ReplyDeleteI take that back since Brad is talented... Blah I got nothing.
ReplyDeleteChanning tatum!
ReplyDeletepitt and Rdj are talented
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sounds like sad boring gross sex. poop
ReplyDeleteWomen like this...no self respect? At all? Really?
ReplyDeleteWhy is it no self respect for a chick to bone randomly? How come women can't have sex for fun?
ReplyDeleteI concur!!!
DeleteCount and chelle-2minutes of stinky cig breath sex and then show yourself out does not sound like fun or good sex. Now if it went coupla hours, with sweating and screaming, then ya got good sex.
DeleteBrad isn't married.
ReplyDeleteBen Affleck?
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Delete@crila: third
DeleteBen has more talent than Tatum by several miles
ReplyDeleteMaybe the clue is cigarette breath...who smokes a lot?
ReplyDeleteCount Jerkula - absolutely. I'm sick of the double standards - men can shag any random chick they want all day every day but if the woman does the same she's a slag and has no self-respect. Fuc*k the patriarchy. I say.
ReplyDeleteBetty, it's usually the women slut shaming them. Not sure if that qualifies as matriarchy oppression, but its the same weapon my Mom (the matriarch) used on us. Guilt.
ReplyDeleteLazy: if people like to fuck, who gives? No shame in making informed (sexy) decisions.
DeleteTatum Channing is talented, doesn't smoke and has a two-month-old baby -hardly a long-time family man.
ReplyDeleteI hope she at least got paid!
ReplyDeleteChanning Tatum is not talented. He's a fucking moron who won the genetic lottery. I read this as Brad Pitt though.
ReplyDelete"Blogger Betty Tee said...
ReplyDeleteCount Jerkula - absolutely. I'm sick of the double standards - men can shag any random chick they want all day every day but if the woman does the same she's a slag and has no self-respect. Fuc*k the patriarchy. I say."
Do you expect women to be treated equal when they're still getting stoned in certain countries?
It's a shame, but religion (especially Islam) needs to be taken care of before women can truly be equal.
is bruce willis a+
ReplyDeleteI don't think Channing fits the smoking part regardless of what you think about talent. I cannot think of who this is though.
ReplyDeleteBrad Pitt the night he crashed the wedding.
ReplyDeleteMark Wahlberg
ReplyDelete@LazyDay: That is why some say Misogyny is just men treating women how they treat each other.
ReplyDeleteTatum may not be talent but he is no way A+ list. Saw pics of him in canada with his wife couple days ago.
ReplyDeleteI'll Go with Mark Walhberg. He is a smoker.
I meant to say if mark a smoker?
ReplyDeleteMatt Damon says he gave up smoking. Don't know if that is still true.
ReplyDelete@Liddy: the girl wanted celeb dick and that is what she got. None of us know if she wanted hours upon hours of passionate love making or she wanted it over with quick as possible so she could go tell her friends.
ReplyDeletePaul Rudd
ReplyDeleteTwo minutes? My clitoris hasn't even enlarged at that point. What, was the guy like 12?
ReplyDeleteBrad didn't crash the wedding - he just happened to be in the venue's bar. But this very much resembles what that story could have become - sees a girl at the wedding.
ReplyDeleteChanning doesn't smoke as far as I've seen. And I actually think he is a talented comedic actor. 21 Jump Street even had some moments of strong character development for him, and I was impressed with his performance. Magic Mike had some nice moments for him, too.
Is Liev Schreiber married?
ReplyDeleteAffleck? Cheating scandals. A+ after Argo. Growing family. Teeth redone after smoking.
ReplyDeleteSays nothing about celeb wife, so maybe it's not.
Not Jeff Bridges I hope.
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