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A celebrity chef not named Bobby Flay or Gordon Ramsay and who doesn't do much cooking even on his shows must be trading in his much younger wife for the even much younger production assistant who always finds her way into his hotel room while they are on the road.
Anthony bourdain?
ReplyDeleteI concur
DeleteThank you for typing it so I didn't have to, Nylon.
ReplyDelete*sad face*
What about Guy DoucheBro Fieri? Is he married?
ReplyDeleteRocco DiSpirito
ReplyDeleteThat is so nice of him to be trading one in while there is still tread on the tire, instead of waiting till the motor is whupped and fenders dented up. +1 Bro.
ReplyDeleteSomeone MARRIED Guy "Fietti"? And yet I'm single.
ReplyDeleteHis wife is an MMA fighter. That chick is in for an ass beating if it's them.
ReplyDeleteAs much as I love Bourdain, and the fact he had The Blues Explosion write his theme song for No Reservations, previous form indicates he likes to trade up.
ReplyDeleteWell, didn't he trade in the first wife for the current? The first wife having supported him through drug abuse and heavy drinking, who was also with him before he was famous.
ReplyDeleteMy comment was about Bourdain.
DeleteAnananana: yeah, that's why I referred to his previous form. This wife is now on the receiving end (if it's Anthony - again)
DeleteGuy Fieri and his wife have been married since 1995. Highly doubt it's him. Ottavia is Bourdain's second wife of 6 years and she's only 35 to his 57.
ReplyDelete@Tara, Giiiiiirl, I thought the exact same thing!! At least my dye job is believable and I get my damn roots touched up.
ReplyDeleteTim Hiedecker. His onion dip is out of this world.
ReplyDeleteDamn. Anthony doesn't go for the old gals? Well there goes my chance.
ReplyDeleteAs I said a week or so ago, a girl starts to lose her prettiness from about age 35. It's just a fact of life. To a lot of guys, how a girl looks is more important than anything else about her. It doesn't matter how pretty she used to be or how sweet she is or how selfless and caring she is or how good of a mother to the kids she is. When the tits start to sag and the butt turns to jello and the face gets a little wrinkly it's adios baby. Don't shoot me I'm just the messenger.
ReplyDeleteAlso at age 40 or so: men's ear/nose hair gets out of fucking control, your tits start to sag a little, the balls get extra wrinkly, you're not making enough testosterone so you're kind of cunty when you're sleepy, and lets not forget that your ears keep growing so as you get even older your ears become horribly distended sails for the hot air coming out of your mouths.
DeleteNap: you left out the beer guts and ensuing sag, old man elephant butt, the snoring, the inability to get it up without Viagra, the jowls, the ever present smell of arse, the shrivelled up dicks....
DeleteYou can fix ugliness from age and birthing, but you can't fix stupid. Just sayin...
DeleteJeez, dude is only stating a biological fact. As you truthfully are regarding men aging. Relax.
DeleteAnd so are the ladies. Men lose their desirability as well.
DeleteIt truly goes both ways, men and women become less hot with age period. Rubbing womens noses in their lessening attractiveness just makes you appear even more tactless and offensive,not just shallow obnoxious judgemental ,we all age asshole and to reinforce the false societal idea that womens value is only their appearance or value to you and others as a spankworthy lust object shows that you have never known or come into contact with any real powerful multidimensional members of the opposite sex. And it also says alot about your personality and your understanding of yourself,your emotions,your own feminine side,as well as half the population of the planet.
Deleteshes going to kick his ASSSSSS!
ReplyDelete@Rach & Nap: Correct on all parts, and yet young betches still go for it.
ReplyDeletei hate to defend guy fieri again, but i met him the week before he won the show. yes his cooking sucks and he deserves that new york times slam, but he was so nice and genuine.
ReplyDeletei met him on a ferry to a giants game - he was with friends. his wife was home and super pregnant with their 2nd. i recognized him and my brother in law and i started talking to him and he was really nice. he had a couple of restaurants before food network (never tried 'em but they sound meaty/american style) and i think he just saw his chance to make a boatload of $ for himself and family. that's what i get from the one meeting, anyway.
my brother in law went to his restaurant for the finale and said he and his friends were super nice then. he invited us there on the ferry. i think his food is gross, but the personality genuine. he's really that gung ho.
You must be white. He's nice to the whites. The browns and especially the blacks he has some hatred issues with.
DeleteYou must be white. He's nice to the whites. The browns and especially the blacks he has some hatred issues with.
DeleteWoo hoo! I'd find my way into Rocco DiSpirito's room, too!
ReplyDeleteNap and Rach get my gold stars for the day!
ReplyDeleteBourdain is a middle aged hipster.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not Anthony B. I just saw him a couple of months ago at Lavo with his wife and kid. They seemed so happy together.
ReplyDeleteTom Colicchio
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize Nap and Rach had met the Count personally. :)
ReplyDeleteNow, see - I read this not as Bourdain, but as Robert Irvine of Restaurant Impossible. His wife is 36 and he's 48.
ReplyDeleteBourdain seems really happy with his life - and wife - in his interactions.
Irvine, I don't know. Except like Mrs. Bourdain, Mrs. Irvine is a professional restaurant.
Beware the wrath of women who can fight better than you.
The fat redhead...who worships Gwinnie.
ReplyDeleteChef Fabio.
ReplyDeleteKeep up the personal insults GrayHare. Show everyone how classy you are.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Total Snark. I think this is Robert Irvine. He traded in the first wife for the Asian Wrestler Wife and maybe he's upgrading to convenient assistant f-b?
ReplyDeleteMmmmm. Gail Kim is hot. "Gail Kim nude". Google it.
ReplyDeleteShe is no AJ Lee, but AJ hasn't done nude yet.
I think Tony knows the wife would not only kick his ass, she'd take him to the cleaners and get custody of their daughter.
ReplyDeleteNow Count you know the young betches ain't going for your wrinkly balls but that fat wallet/deep bank account. But then you know that right you follow the Charlie Sheen rule of just pay for it, it's cheaper and less complicated in the long run. Motives not need be explored.
ReplyDelete@ohcowie- I don't understand why people love to hate Guy. He seems super charming. And I LIKE some of the crap he comes up with. LOL Junk food is good once in a while!
ReplyDeleteLOL look up the true stories about him on Gawker. He is an angry hate filled racist man.
DeleteRobert Irvine?
ReplyDelete@Amy--DingDingDing!!!
ReplyDelete@Tina: Nah, I'm hoping to find something with low self esteem and daddy issues.
ReplyDeleteTyler Florence cheated on his (now wife, then fiance) quite openly with a much younger model...
ReplyDeletehe's on the Great Food Truck Race travelling the US.
And is on his 2nd wife at 42.
"Nap: you left out the beer guts and ensuing sag, old man elephant butt, the snoring, the inability to get it up without Viagra, the jowls, the ever present smell of arse, the shrivelled up dicks...."
ReplyDeleteNone of which has happened to me and I'm 50. My ex-wife looks like hell these days though.
To be fair, a former girlfriend of mine from college could pass for being in her mid-30's, barring a few smile lines. It's the hidden benefit of being raised in the Northwest: natives avoid the first 20 years of sun aging.
I hope this is not Anthony Bourdain. Sads.....
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Robert Irvine from Restaurant Impossible.
ReplyDeleteIrvine just got remarried last year. That would be quite the turnaround.
ReplyDeleteBourdain's had a much younger, uber-cute Korean girl working as a PA for him for several years. It would seem more likely to be him.
Or Florence. Not sure his current wife is a model or not -- thought she was a PA assigned to him on his first book tour.