Another Duggar Will Soon Be Having Babies
According to Duggar family rules, Jessa is allowed to hug her boyfriend for just 30 seconds and cannot kiss him until she is married to him. Not that they could get away with kissing even on the sly because Jessia is never allowed to be alone with her boyfriend. She can only see him in a group setting and the group should include members of her family to make sure she stays chaste and doesn't run way to Vegas to become a stripper while yelling out "I got your 19 and counting b**ches."
Yeah, I got a little excited there. It sure would be nice for one of these Duggar kids to do something crazy. I mean at this point I would settle for running with scissors.
Umm, does that kid she is dating have his cell phone on his belt? Yeah, he's ready for kids. Bet he has that thing on vibrate.
Oh dear God....thank you so much for not giving me parents like that. I repeat, thank you. Amen.
ReplyDeleteShe is darling, though.
ReplyDeleteShe's a cougar!
ReplyDeletegood lord.....
ReplyDeleteHomegirl is gorgeous, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteI would be happy to impregnate her.
ReplyDeleteI hope they don't plan on having dozens of kids too. There just isn't enough resources to go around. If the Duggars had adopted a majority of their kids rather than popping them out themselves, it would make a lot more sense to me.
ReplyDeleteShe's definitly the prettier one of the bunch even though that family is better looking than the average. She deserves someone hotter with less greasy hair. She doesn't know what she can get since she never dated and will take whatever she can get. I do like how the duggars keep their children pure but should loosen the leash a little. Let them be teenagers and hang out with real friends at the mall or movies without any family present.
ReplyDeleteHey there- the Duggars are self efficient. They aren't like Octomom. They may be different but they take care of their own.
ReplyDeleteUm... was this post just a glorified press release for the show?
ReplyDeleteLevel with us, Enty, are you on the TLC payroll?
So what's this fine line you have to walk to not get made fun of? She's a sweet, chaste girl in a strict household not whoring it up. The Duggars may be unconventional but at least they aren't producing a clan of ne'er do wells or Kardsahians.
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DeleteI agree. Overcontrolling and overrbreeding aside,at least shes not like farrah kim lindsay Nicole paris aubrey oday katie price rose mcgowan foxy brown ashante gretchen mol giada delaurentising herself.
DeleteI realize that Della. My point is that in their case, scaling back the number of children they produced in order to provide a home to a few children who don't have one seems preferable, even from a Christian perspective.
ReplyDeleteWhile I appreciate that they seem to be raising their kids well, I just can't get on board with the sheer number of people this couple will be responsible for creating in just the next 2 generations. As a developed nation we need to start leading the pack with the idea that "hey, you know what, there's seriously not enough room on the planet right now, guys. Lets wrap it up and keep the numbers low, shall we?"
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ReplyDeleteI can't help it, I just love the Duggars. Mind you, I don't agree with them on many points, but I have to respect a family that is so loving and self-sufficient. And yes, I do believe that they are as loving and happy as they seem.
ReplyDeleteThat said, should one of the kids turn out not to fit the mold, it might be a sad and lonely place for him/her. My money is on Jinger for wanting to do something shocking like, gasp, take classes at the community college, and I do think one or two of the younger boys is light in his second-hand loafers.
It's good to see white people reproducing. People are going to breed and I'd rather it be the Duggars (despite their asinine pro-Israel stance) than Lashaquwanda and Boomqueshia making more future inmates. But of course nobody will admit that, better to pretend like we need more Pedros, Marias, Javontaes and Daquariuses so we don't look racist!
ReplyDeleteAlso, it's pretty fucking rude to act like these women don't have a choice on whether to have babies or not. It's not like they live in a cave and have never seen the "real world". Even the Amish can make a choice and just because YOU wouldn't make that choice doesn't mean that it's not a choice that others would make. Funny how the most "tolerant and accepting" people can't ever seem to tolerate or accept people who have different lifestyles (meaning religious, moral or traditional). No problem accepting every deviant, disgusting lifestyle because they're "consenting adults", but these people are stupid, brainwashed and coerced? And as intelligent, superior and educated as you all profess to be, you can't see the hypocrisy in that? How's the view up there on your high horses?
ReplyDeleteI never hear the Duggars preaching about how people that don't share their views are evil, stupid, or wrong, all that vitriol and hatred is directed at them from people like you, and all for the crime of living their own lives in a way that YOU disapprove of. But they better not DARE to disapprove of YOU, right? That would be intolerant hate speech and should be illegal! It's really sad when you can't see that YOU are the problem, not them.
Say what uou will, but they all seem perfectly happy with their lives. I wldnt like it, but they thrive.
ReplyDeleteSay what you will but now I want some marketplace cheese dip
ReplyDeleteDo not feed the troll, folks.
ReplyDeleteThe Duggars gross me out. Doesn't each kid get a half hour a day with the parents, and they have to schedule it? The older kids are essentially raising the younger ones. They're the ones who should get the kudos for how well the others turn out. Don't have kids if you are going to have others raise them for you. Especially when the others are your own fucking kids. Ugh.
You must not personally know any large families. The older kids help raise the younger ones in those families. My DH is #3 in a family of 12 children, and he was a father figure for the little ones. Their dad died at 53 (my DH was 24), and he and I definitely helped to raise them. When you marry into a large family, it's part of the deal.
DeleteI don't know that every single Duggar kid will have 20 children just because their parents did.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny to me that they are so widely criticized, they are loving and take care of their own.
My mom had 2 kids and didn't spend as much time on us as they make for their bunch, I guess I can't find fault with that.
They're self-supporting and the kids are well-behaved. It's nobody's business to say how many kids a couple can have.
ReplyDeletehow can you get married to someone you never get to spend one-on-one time with? why is marriage the goal anyways? this family is beyond crazy
ReplyDeleteSorry. I always have to take the goods for a test drive. Not optional
ReplyDeleteI see the happy-family TLC show kool aid is working. Have you ever wondered why a family like this would want a national platform? There is plenty of information out there from people who managed to escape the quiverfull cult and their stories will curl your toes if you choose to go looking and learning.
ReplyDeleteHere's a little tidbit to get you started: the children are raised from birth to have a "cheerful" and "joyful" expression on their faces at all times or they get caned. You're right, they do look happy!
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck are these people? And I don't take an "assholes" as an answer.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
I don't think it's okay to bring up socially retarded people. (Retarded is a real word, not just an insult; look it up.) These people don't do their kids any favours the way they're raising them.
ReplyDeleteI always thought that if one Duggar was going to defect and go wild, it would be Jessa. Now, there's no hope for a wild Duggar child.
ReplyDeleteI must say that all of the Duggar girls are quite pretty. I have been wondering why the oldest brother is on baby number 3 and none of the girls have even gotten married yet.
ReplyDelete@Veech, I always thought Ginger would be the one to escape. Rumor is she got sent to cammp to be "reprogrammed" and drank the kool aid. My money is on the middle daughter, I think her name is Johanna breaking free. I am pretty sure at least a few of the Duggar boys won't be getting married or having so many babies.
Please excuse my error above, it is Jinger, not Ginger. How could I forget everyone in the family must be named with a J?
ReplyDeleteWhile I certainly couldn't do it, and wouldn't want to live their life even if it is like they show on tv, there are so many people out there either too busy or too something for their children. These people are raising hard working soft spoken adults, they're obviously doing something right that so many others are doing wrong. It is a bit like that kitten graphic. "One female cat and her offspring can produce an incredible 370,000 kittens!" One female Dugger and her offspring can produce...
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