Chris "Pussyboy" Brown. I'd enjoy giving him the kind of treatment he gives women, and on a date, he wouldn't have bodyguards to hide behind. I'd drop him in a broken, bleeding, weeping blob in front of some emergency room.
For the guys in the audience, F/Marry/Kill: Fembot Edition.
Nicole Kidman/Jennifer Aniston/Sandra Bullock
This is kinda tough. I think I'd give Kidman the ax, because that air lap dance she gave Jimmy Kimmel was about the most awkward thing I ever seen.
Aniston and Bullock, marry one, bang one. Hmmmmm.
Ya know, as much fun as it would be to drive Aniston over the edge by ignoring her yappin and doing what ever I want, I think Sandra would be the easier one to get along with. I could totally see Sandy sayin, "I'm going to do my thing, you do yours, and stay out of the press."
Aniston seem more the type to say, "You are doing my thing! Here's what you are going to where. If someone asks you this, here is what you say. Blah blah blah." So I'd rather just give her the worst evening of her life.
F: Kidman, just to see if all of her face surgery transforms when I bang her with my 4 inches wonder. M: Bullock. I like her since Demolition Man. C: Aniston, sparing her life in the last minute, I have nothing against her.
If I were a chick, I would probably date CB, he is actually talented, has a huge cock, and Rihanna said that she liked to be hit when boning, so I think he just over reactioned while doing her.
Ugh. That's rough. I'd go with Howard. He's much more talented in his field, in my opinion. I don't think I could stand to look at Chris Brown for the evening with all of his douchiness.
I'd choose Chris. Terrence is a wierdo n i can handle all that stupid nonsense. Chris, on the other hand, would be drugged, pegged and videotaped. The video would be released to every news and gossip organization.
I've been in that situation before..growing up, so I'm pretty sure I could stomp a mud hole in Crybaby Brown's ass and walk it dry. But, I'd make him buy me dinner first before I started the show.
OK, for the posters who think this question is racist, here's 'Your Turn': You're the mother of five girls who are between 5 and 15 in age. You're dating two guys, but you want to be in a committed relationship. Do you move in with Roman or Woody?
Oh Enty. If a gun was put to my head I guess Chris.
ReplyDeleteCall me Muff diving Montana honey cus those two ain't evah gonna get it, lol
ReplyDeleteChris "Pussyboy" Brown. I'd enjoy giving him the kind of treatment he gives women, and on a date, he wouldn't have bodyguards to hide behind. I'd drop him in a broken, bleeding, weeping blob in front of some emergency room.
ReplyDeleteLet him find his own way to ER.
DeleteBuy some extra batteries, get a bottle of wine and stay at home.
ReplyDeleteShit or diarrhea?
ReplyDeleteHah!
DeleteWhat the hell kind of question is this?
ReplyDeleteI would join a convent.
ReplyDelete+++++1 @msgirl. Really, now, wtf?!
ReplyDeleteI rather fuck Carrot Top.
ReplyDeleteI would rather stay home, join a convent, become gay or all of the above, but under no condition would I go out with either sociopath.
ReplyDeleteNo, but my grandma got me a really nice opal ring as a graduation present.
ReplyDeleteChris brown. I think i could take him.
ReplyDelete+1 Gayeld
ReplyDeleteHoward fo sho. I'd get a clean butt instead of a bashed-in face.
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ReplyDeleteHoward is better looking, and I have my own moist wipes. I could stay out of his reach for an evening.
ReplyDeleteShiiiitttttt.
ReplyDeleteNeither--I can do me all by myself.
Would you rather get herpes or genital warts?
ReplyDeleteWhat a question, indeed!
Neither.
ReplyDeleteIs there a choice number 3?
ReplyDeleteFor the guys in the audience, F/Marry/Kill: Fembot Edition.
ReplyDeleteNicole Kidman/Jennifer Aniston/Sandra Bullock
This is kinda tough. I think I'd give Kidman the ax, because that air lap dance she gave Jimmy Kimmel was about the most awkward thing I ever seen.
Aniston and Bullock, marry one, bang one. Hmmmmm.
Ya know, as much fun as it would be to drive Aniston over the edge by ignoring her yappin and doing what ever I want, I think Sandra would be the easier one to get along with. I could totally see Sandy sayin, "I'm going to do my thing, you do yours, and stay out of the press."
Aniston seem more the type to say, "You are doing my thing! Here's what you are going to where. If someone asks you this, here is what you say. Blah blah blah." So I'd rather just give her the worst evening of her life.
To summarize:
F: Aniston
Marry: Bullock
Kill: Kidman
All hypothetically of course.
Is slitting my wrists an option?
ReplyDeleteF: Kidman - Clarify: 90's TO DIE FOR, EYES WIDE SHUT Kidman - not so much the face shinier than the Chrysler building Kidman of today.
ReplyDeleteMarry: Bullock. I wonder if she still has that tight Demolition man outfit?
Kill: Aniston.
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ReplyDeleteIf Chris and Terrence were the last men on Earth and I had to chose, humanity would come to a screeching halt.
ReplyDeleteI hear ya Jason. Eyes Wide Shut was worth sitting through just for the full ass shot of her.
ReplyDelete*edit: I wrote "Eyes Wide Shit". Though it wasn't my fave, I can't disrespect Kubrick like that.
What was "c" again?.....A Fish Called Wanda reference not pertaining to arm pits! A first for CDAN?! LOL
ReplyDeleteCould 'Death' be one of the choices, please?
ReplyDeleteF: Kidman, just to see if all of her face surgery transforms when I bang her with my 4 inches wonder.
ReplyDeleteM: Bullock. I like her since Demolition Man.
C: Aniston, sparing her life in the last minute, I have nothing against her.
If I were a chick, I would probably date CB, he is actually talented, has a huge cock, and Rihanna said that she liked to be hit when boning, so I think he just over reactioned while doing her.
I'd like to choose "die alone with my cats", please.
ReplyDeleteChris Brown, as long as I could go on the date in full hockey goalie equipment.
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ReplyDeleteRenoblondee: "Oh Enty. If a gun was put to my head I guess Chris."
ReplyDeleteIf a gun was put to my head, I would ask them to pull the trigger.
Ugh. That's rough. I'd go with Howard. He's much more talented in his field, in my opinion. I don't think I could stand to look at Chris Brown for the evening with all of his douchiness.
ReplyDeletedefinitely Howard over Fist Brown... I'll take Douchebags squared for 200 please, Alex
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking racist question...enty you are an ahole!
ReplyDeleteI dont see how u get that. The point is choice btween 2well known ABUSERS OF WOMEN. And for sure thats not confined to any one race!!
DeleteBoth, provided I can bring a taser and zip ties. We gonn-get freaky.
ReplyDeleteI'd choose Chris. Terrence is a wierdo n i can handle all that stupid nonsense. Chris, on the other hand, would be drugged, pegged and videotaped. The video would be released to every news and gossip organization.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'd take his wallet...
IF I had to choose, Terrence Howard. I'd probably get beat by Chris because I'm sassy and don't take peoples shit.
ReplyDeleteI'd stay home and clean my oven.
ReplyDelete@Lindsey Ha Ha Ha - That's a keeper!
ReplyDeleteI'm sitting here laughing at all the comments. But I think the best one was @85134943 comment.
ReplyDeleteI've been in that situation before..growing up, so I'm pretty sure I could stomp a mud hole in Crybaby Brown's ass and walk it dry. But, I'd make him buy me dinner first before I started the show.
ReplyDeleteI'd become a lesbian then file a suit against you, Enty, charging you with discriminating against me based upon my orientation.
ReplyDeleteIf I have wet wipes on me, Terrence Howard.
ReplyDeleteOK, for the posters who think this question is racist, here's 'Your Turn': You're the mother of five girls who are between 5 and 15 in age. You're dating two guys, but you want to be in a committed relationship. Do you move in with Roman or Woody?
ReplyDelete@Count - totally agree with your FMK
ReplyDeleteChris Brown vs Terrence Howard?
I'm going with hot Old Spice guy
chris brown
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