When you think of Amy Poehler, you do not think Katie Lee Joel is anything like her. So, I guess Will Arnett was going for the complete opposite of who he was with before when he decided to start having sex with the celebrity chef who used to have sex with Billy Joel. Katie Lee Joel loves being famous. You get the feeling that Amy Poehler likes working and fame is just a byproduct of that and I thought Will was the same way. Katie Lee Joel would DIE to do a reality show so I guess if the pair continue to date, Will can look forward to that good time. If there is another Netflix season of Arrested Development, I am sure Katie would DIE to be on it. She is probably already telling Will that if Amy could be on the show, then why can't Katie? She is probably telling him that Amy obviously meant more to him than her if he can't get her on the show. At this point, Will will run away screaming and start drinking heavily with Billy Joel while they wonder how Billy ever even got a date with Christie Brinkley, let alone marry him.
What the hell is this shit? Where did all this vile come from?
ReplyDeleteGood for him. She's a fine piece of ass and she probably has more money than he does. He should put on Don't Ask Me Why when he tries for anal.
ReplyDeleteUgh, I'm with Enty on this one. Katie Lee is nothing more than a climber. A "celebrity chef" who can barely operate the microwave. Trust me, I know someone who was friends with her.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Enty and Cathy on this one too. This makes no sense to me.
ReplyDeleteShe could easily be in Arrested Development, after all the latest season was massively disappointing.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Jerkula on this. This lady seems to be hot (I only know her from google image search), 3 input, and probably richer than him.
ReplyDeleteShe is a piece of cake in those circumstances.
#agirlsgottaeat.....
ReplyDeleteDoes out really matter who will arnett is fucking? Am i missing something as to why this is such a huge deal?
ReplyDelete@Jsierra +10000 boo
DeleteI have always had a crush on Billy Joel, and I completely understand what Christie Brinkley saw in him. It's those damn puppy eyes: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/weekend-rock-question-what-is-billy-joels-best-song-20121130
ReplyDeletesomeone else was boning her too?
ReplyDeleterussell crowe?
definitely a social climber
No way Amanda. At her best she's no where good enough for a subpar AD episode. ;)
ReplyDeleteWasn't Will jealous of Amy and her success ? If so Katie is perfect for him...that is unless she uses him to become more famous...it's a vicious circle...
ReplyDeleteKatie is pretty. Isn't that the only thing that matters in this world? ;-)
ReplyDeleteI agree that Will may have been jealous of Amy's success and obvious talent.......but this is a serious downgrade....
ReplyDeleteI also crush on Billy Joel! And still think he belongs with Christie.....
I'm still saying Will is the answer to the little wee wee BI from the other day.
ReplyDeleteShe shouldn't be allowed to use the name Joel. She totally used him and then dumped him.
ReplyDeleteI've always crushed on Billy, too, and yes...it IS the eyes. And the talent, and other stuff I just can't put my finger on at the moment.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she should get to use the name, either. Skank.
@Sue: I think Billy got what he wanted. If he thought his 3rd marriage was gonna be the one to last forever, then he is beyond help.
ReplyDelete@JSierra: Because enty needs to hit a certain # of posts to cram his quota of ads no one sees on to the site.
Katie Lee is one of the most boring women alive. I was do glad she didn't last as the host for Top Chef.
ReplyDeleteThe answer to the question is that Katie Lee is a starfucker. Anyone wanna hear an ode to starfuckers? Listen to Tori Amos "Professional Widow".
Sugar, no, you have to be a super whore too.
ReplyDeleteAll I know is Christy Brinkley stole the show in her epis of Parks and Rec last year.
ReplyDeleteI'm a lifelong Billy Joel fan. That said he has had his moments where's he annoyed the fuck out of me: His woe-is-me schtick even while marrying a hot super model; his inability to drive; his on-again-off-again relations with the bottle, which caused one of the performances that I saw to SUCK MASSIVELY; his insistence on hiring a classical pianist to play his classical compositions because he didn't want to work his ass of to play it properly (that wounds my piano teacher soul). Come on, man! Get it together!! I don't know. I guess marrying this Katie Lee broad was one of his 50 mid-life crisis (how the fuck do you spell the plural form of crisis?) Anyway, I love Billy Joel, but he's had his ups and downs for moi. This Katie broad, definitely a down. She claims she didn't even know his songs when she met him, and he goes and marries her. Asshat.
Will Arnett has and always will be smarmy to me. How in the world do women think he's attractive or even funny?! UGH!
ReplyDelete@Susan: Same with Yoko and Beth Stern. I don't think the tools believe it, I think they just don't want everyone to know they married a star fucker.
ReplyDeleteBilly is a mess. If he was a happy, well adjusted person, he would have never wrote those great songs. Just like Cobain and Buffet.
This woman is five years older than me. I knew who Billy Joel was when I was a frigging kid. I still remember the video for "We Didn't Start the Fire". Either Katie Lee is an idiot and lived under a rock, or Joel is an idiot for believing that shit.
ReplyDeleteThese two deserve each other, they're both annoying as hell.
ReplyDeleteWe can never fogive Will for breaking our Amy's heart. Never.
ReplyDeleteAnd here is Amy's response.
ReplyDeleteWait...he fucked his costar, cheated on his wife, and was the reason for his divorce and Katie is the problem in this relationship?! HAHHAA! Maybe she not so much a 'star fucker' as she's just a chick who fucks in her proximity, which would be C level stars like Will.
ReplyDeleteI'm a billy Joel fan too BUT he is a mess and long rumored drunk.
ReplyDeleteIf I hated everyone who disappointed me with their personal issues then I'd not like any movies or tv or music. People are just boring with their inabilities to cope with what life hands you.
@Susan - I also heart / am annoyed by Billy Joel. Straighten up, dude!
ReplyDeleteand the plural of crisis is crises. Pronounced cry-seez. You're welcome from my 7th grade English teacher. : )
Bad cover version Jarvis Cocker knows what he's talking about.
ReplyDeleteGreat video too.
I still thing Arnett is as gay as the day is long.
ReplyDeletePhew - at first, I thought it said KATHIE LEE (as in Gifford). I'm not sure I'd touch a ho who has touched the Piano Man.
ReplyDeletems snarky - Thank you regarding crises. I was totally having a moment when I was typing the word but it looked all wrong. I am such a frazzled mess right now in my real life: I'm scheduling my fall piano lessons, wrapping up my summer session while cooking, cleaning, mommying and wifeying it up. I'm losing my dang mind. Thanks to all of you who always make me smile dishing the dirt.
ReplyDeleteI think Katie Lee's story about not knowing his songs is a bunch of bullshit, too. How is that even possible?!?!
Agreed that Billy Joel's demons are part of what makes him a great musician. Historically speaking in all genres, I feel like this is the case. The composers - Chopin, Mozart, etc., - most of those boys were all effed up!
And this Will Arnett character. Ehh. I don't have time for him. Amy Poehler is a fab goddess.
I don't buy for a second that she didn't know who he was/didn't know his music. Divorced middle-aged alcoholics as old as your parents usually aren't attractive to young people, unless they are also rich and famous.
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