Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Today's Blind Items - The Sisters

I love writing about sisters. Most of the time in Hollywood they get along. If they are both in the industry they do compete, but there are not that many cases where they don't get along. Now, if one is in the industry and one is not? Forget about it. They usually end up hating each other. Oh, there is one actress who used to be an A list tweener. She gets along with her sister because the actress sister buys all the drugs and introduced her to some guys the non-actress sister wanted to meet. One of my favorite sister pairs who hate each other also includes a former Tweener. Also A list. She is now a B-, but still has a high name recognition because of that former A list Tweener love. The non famous sister is a sometime actress, but, nothing that is going to make you ever possibly remember her for a role.

Let us list the reasons why the non famous sister hates the famous sister:

1. Skipped bridal shower. Did show up at the wedding though.
2. Skipped bridal shower because she was having sex with the groom.
3. Had sex with the groom after the wedding. The groom left the bride thinking he was going to get to be with the famous sister who then told him she would get a restraining order if he came near her.
4. The famous sister wanted to go to Europe and didn't want to go alone. Less famous sister had just got a great gig. Famous sister called someone and got her sister fired. Yep.
5. Famous sister needed a boyfriend for the night for a premiere. Borrowed a guy non-famous sister was dating. Ended up sleeping with him.




55 comments:

  1. The Duff sisters maybe, I'm thinking before Hilary got married and had a baby, I dont know enough about Haylie to know if she was gonna get married at one point in time though.

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  3. I don't think it's the Duff sisters. This sounds like the non-famous sister is/was married and the famous one slept with the groom. I got nothing though.

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  4. I only know of the Duffs and Aly and AJ as sister tweeners. Hmmm. Evil trick, whoever it is.

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  5. Yeah...just re-read. Change my mind. I don't think so either, because it looks like the more famous sister is single.

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  6. All the tweener sisters I know aren't married. Arrrgh, anyone in the DM today?

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  7. i think people remember haylie for napoleon dynamite, too. so not them.

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    1. Sad, Sad, Sad. I think you nailed it though.

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    2. Damn it VIP, you nailed it....again!

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    3. Damn it VIP, you nailed it....again!

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    4. Damn it VIP, you nailed it....again!

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  9. Amanda and Jillian Bynes. According to IMDB, Amanda was Jillian's bridesmaid at her wedding.

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  10. Damn it, VIP! I was just coming to say that. Ashley Tisdale and her sister Jennifer who is divorced.

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  11. I didn't know Tisdale even had an older sister ... perfect fit too. Cosign!

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  12. The Deschanel

    CASE MOTHERFUCKING CLOSE. *drops Mic*

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  13. AHHHHHH Never mind forgot about Tweeners

    *Picks up Mic with embarrassment*

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    1. @Dragon Lolll.
      *slow clap for the humility and strength to pick up the mic after the embarrassment

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    2. @Trainrides &seven of Eleven SMH lol

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    3. @The Real Dragon - brilliantly and humbly played! you are the bomb!

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  14. http://www.eonline.com/news/434322/amanda-bynes-calls-older-sister-ugly-on-twitter

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  15. I'm on the Tisdale train

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  16. I read the druggie one as Mischa Barton.

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  17. I originally thought Duffs but VIP set me straight. I guess the ones who like each other are the Lohans because that's easy peasy

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  18. Wow, if these are sisters, how do strangers treat each other??!! My sister and are very different, and have had our arguments, but no way in hell wld either one us do any of those things to each other!!!!

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  19. David and Sean Cassidy

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    1. *snort* This wins my favorite answer.

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    2. Second that.

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    3. @popjjc - that was hysterical. But it's Shawn Cassidy (I'm kind of sorry that I know that).

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    4. It's actually Shaun.

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  20. the best sister hate stories are about halle and her sister heidi. there's a reason you never see her sister and never will. When my brain isn't foggy I'll figure out one of the tamer stories to drop about them that wont get me in trouble.

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    1. @hollywood dime, don't wait, it's ok, we won't tell!! :)

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  21. @Boozie....

    Wait, wait, wait---Haylie Duff was in Napoleon Dynamite?? I never knew that, lol

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  22. Dang, That is the second time I seen Neptune NJ in a bio this week. I checked Rick Solomon yesterday, because of the sex tape blind, to see if he ever acted, and now Dirty Jersey is in the house again w/ the Tisdales.

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  23. hollywood, I didn't even know Halle had a sister!

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  24. First off...Ashley is extremely unattractive. I never understood how she was so famous. Jennifer is definitely prettier. Second...how could you do that to your sibling, or to anyone for that matter. It's just heartless and cruel. It seems like Ashley has some sibling rivalry with her sister. Even though Ashley is more known, the jealousy is still there.

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  25. Anonymous11:22 AM

    I also think it's Ashley Tisdale. A few years ago I would not have thought that. But after the way she carried on with Zac Efron (her "supposed" BFF's ex) at the beach--straddling his neck and him kissing her neck--while her boyfriend watched was just ewe. Don't know much about her sister Jennifer except she was pregnant when she got married and divorced soon after the baby was born. She now works for Ashley's reality show production company. So...if Ashley treats her own sister this way how exactly does she treat her BFF Vanessa? If I were Vanessa, I'd be watching my back.

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  26. *Vote for Summer*

    Haylie IS Summer Wheatley, most popular girl in school, member of "Happy Hands Club".

    (I love that movie, dunno why...maybe because everyone in it looks like a real person.)

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  27. My sister would do all these things to me and neither of us are famous. Some people are just assholes.

    The non-famous sister is a moron for putting up with this just for drugs. Surely it isn't that hard for the non-famous sister to score drugs on her own, especially if she has a famous last name.

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  28. The beginning of the blind about a druggie is a different set of sisters.

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  29. The druggie sisters are the Hudgens sisters...no?

    I really like them...

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  30. Not the Duffs.

    Haylie has never been married

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  31. I'll say it again, I'm soooo glad I never had a sister.

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    1. I have 6, count 'em, 6 sisters, and the youngest is a cunt straight from hell.

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  32. Bynes and the Tis are the top contenders, with the Tis being the likely winner. Wasn't there a popular guess or reveal that she was one of the most-desired freaks in town? But I looked up the husbands of the two guesses and NEITHER is a winner. One's a big guy and Mr. Tis looks like something I could pick up at the boardwalk. If either girl hooked up with either guy, it must have been deliberately to hurt her sister.

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  33. New Life and Attitude, don't be sorry, I had his face on a tshirt, and a lunch box. I was in LOVE. I was 7.

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  34. @New Life and Attitude - I was THE number one fan, and it is Shaun Cassidy :)

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  35. I have no clue who this is. The only tweener sisters I know of are the Duffs. I just popped in to say I hope this Enty stays. I like him/her a lot. He/she is even-keeled and has decent grammar (not that I should presume to judge anything on spelling and grammar). I guess Debbie Downer Enty is off today.

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  36. I can't picture Pete Wentz making out with Jessica, or wanting to, so this may be one of the few sister blinds where we rule out the Simpson girls.

    If the blind wasn't about a former Tweener, I'd guess Julia Roberts and her sister. She was in that movie about a famous/not-famous sister duo, so that makes it easy to imagine.

    How do Britney and her actress-turned-teen-mom sister get along?

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  37. Ashley Tisdale. Totally.

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  38. Anonymous6:15 AM

    , but still has a high name recognition because of that former A list Tweener love". Who did Ashley ever date that was famous?

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  39. Whoa what a horrible person - I have 2 brothers that I adore and we are also great friends and don't compete w each other. Can't imagine the loathing these girls must feel for each other!

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  40. I remember a blind about the Duff sisters with the older one trying to steal Hilary's man.
    Maybe she is doing a revenge act?

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  41. Could also be the Simpsons.
    Was Jessica succesful with tweeners when she just started singing?
    ASSlee is on a soap opera I believe. Or was.

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