A few years ago, this actress made a very important decision. Apparently she chose correctly. Our actress used to be almost A list. She was on a very hit, long running, almost network show. She was always kind of the forgotten member of the cast because everyone else was always gunning for the press and publicity. Our actress just kept showing up and kept cashing all those paychecks. Well, the show ended and our actress found out that paychecks were going to be harder and harder to get.
One day she strolled into her gym and got into a conversation with a C list celebrity who said her husband was working on a project and our celebrity was a huge fan and thought that her husband could also be a big fan and invited our actress over for dinner. Our actress went and just thought it was going to be dinner. It turned out to be a full court press by the celebrity wife and her A list mostly movie actor husband with A+ list name recognition. Our actress got a little tipsy and decided what the hell and went through with a little adult fun and the next thing she knew she had a very high profile, very high paying gig. Well, fast forward to the gig. Our actress looks good and she knows it and an A+ list mostly movie actor who is married started hitting on her and made it clear that he wanted to be with her. Our actress turned him down. Not because of him being married, but because she felt loyal to the guy who got her the job. Now, that decision is looking even better.
HUH?!?!
ReplyDeleteI got lost there, I need a re-re-re-read this BI.
Someone on the newer 90210? I didn't watch, but isn't it over and was it long running?
ReplyDeleteChristina Applegate (hope not)
ReplyDeleteSo is the gig another TV show or is she doing something else, like hosting a talk show, etc?
ReplyDeleteI had to read it through three times before I got it. We're looking for:
ReplyDelete#1 - almost A list actress from hit, long running, almost network show
#2 - C list Celebrity wife
#3 - C list celbrity wife's A list mostly movie actor husband
#4 - A+ mostly movie actor who hit on #1. #1 turned him down out of loyalty to #3.
Thank you!
DeleteI guess this is "Four for Monday."
Time to bring our CDAN Detective Unit Out.
ReplyDeleteLet's go. Law and order this shit out!
I agree with whatever VIP says.
ReplyDeleteA list husbands with C list wife:
ReplyDeleteChanning and Jenna?
Afflek and Jen?
Thor and Elsa?
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DeleteWhat about Charisma Carpenter? Expendables maybe for the gig?
ReplyDeleteVIP, where are you?!?!
ReplyDeleteThis is probably wrong but Alyson Hannigan
ReplyDeleteAlyssa Milano?
ReplyDelete@Onyx Got it!
ReplyDeleteCharisma Carpenter for the actress
Jennifer Flavin for the wife
Sly Stallone for A+ list actor who got her the job in...
Expendables, so it's good she didn't hook up with
A+ actor Bruce Willis
Because Sly just called him greedy and lazy, and Bruce is out for Expendables 3
We've missed you, betch!
DeleteFuck VIP! You know everything. Now tell me please where I misplaced my cherry red left foot Chloe flat?
DeleteVip, i bow to the master!
DeleteWhat about Michelle Williams? or maybe allison hannigan?
ReplyDeleteJessica Biel
ReplyDeleteCharisma Carpenter got Expendables because of Julie Benz. cant be her.
ReplyDeleteWord.
DeleteFunny, I naively thought this would literally be about someone doing the right moral thing, instead of sleeping with the right people to get ahead. Haha
ReplyDeleteShe was on two shows tough, Buffy and Angel. I guess Enty could have just combined them as a franchise, becuase Carpenter sounds like a GREAT guess.
ReplyDeleteVIP Blonde, you're a genius, darling!
ReplyDeleteWe need Detective Latoya on the case.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the chick who played Phoebe on Friends? It was/is always about Aniston and Cox.
ReplyDeleteNo idea about the job though :I
Shit et al- i notice peeps comment alot on phoebe, aka lisa kudrow not getting any work after friends. She writes, directs and has show ' who do u think I am?" On tv. She also has wildly populatr web show with her as shrink giving horrid advice. She just not flashy is all. Not that i watch any if those things, just to set record straight. Lol
ReplyDeleteIs everyone forgetting Charisma Carpenter was fired/written out/quit whatever you choose to believe from Angel because she got pregnant and didn't tell Joss Whedon?
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