Thursday, August 08, 2013

Today's Blind Items - She Could Be The Worst - Part One

There are a lot of crazy people in Hollywood. This former B list actress from a hit television show who now tries to make a living in independent movies has a bit of a drug problem. She also seems to have no morals that could possibly get in the way of making sure she has a good time. Over the past year, I have run into this actress numerous times as has AP (remember her?) and together we made a list of the best quotes from her that could also be turned into blinds.

"Oh, I saw that movie (one of the most popular of all-time as far as fondness) one night and was talking about it to the actor guy I was sleeping with and he said his wife (made some very very big movies, but does not really act so much any longer) was in the movie. I had no idea he was married to her. I knew he was married, but not to her. They don't have the same last name, so how was I to know. "

"I spent the entire time I was on set trying to look at his c**k. I figured a guy that tall (A list mostly movie actor who has A+ list name recognition) had to have a huge c**k. I think he thinks I was trying to sleep with him and I would have you know, because maybe there would be something down the road for me, but really, I just wanted a look at his c**k. One day he finally said enough and he showed it to me. I have not been that disappointed since I went to ______________'s (A+ list singer/celebrity) house and she told me she had stopped drinking for the week and no booze was allowed."

"That girl can act (Golden Globe nominee/winner B- list mostly movie actress from a big franchise). She is not much of a looker, but she can act. I think she might have some lesbian in her because she seemed pretty interested in me. It could also be that she was into me because she knew I had the best s**t on set. There is nothing worse than filming in LA because everything runs behind and you sit in your trailer all day and if you don't have good s**t you will go insane. That one guy from that one movie, you know who I am talking about. He is the old guy (B+ mostly movie actor who has A list name recognition and has been in over 100 movies and looks way younger than he is). With the funny name. Anyway, he was always coming over and trying to score some of my stuff and I would never have guessed he was into it. Of course he was also always trying to cop a feel. He kept moaning about his wife not giving him any and blah blah blah. Just come right out and tell me you want to f**k and if I get wasted enough you might have a shot, but not with that whiny passive aggressive stuff."

59 comments:

  1. Oooh, I wanna know who this is!!

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  2. Ok #2 is definitely not Liam PACKING Neeson.

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  3. Vince Vaughn for the tall actor?

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  4. 1. Kevin Kline/Phoebe Cates
    3. KiKi Dunst, Gene Hackman

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    1. I like this guess but want to know who the chick with the best quotes ever is...

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  5. Y'all remember Paz De La Huerta? What happened to her?

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  6. 1. Movie The Big Chill?

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  7. I dig this chicks personality, she seems like fun!

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  8. What a vapid mess. LOL

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  9. I'll buy the girl a bottle if she'll talk into the tape recorder.

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  10. Fast Times at Ridgemont High for the first movie? But did Phoebe make some really big movies?

    Definitely not Laim for the tall guy. Maybe Jeff Goldblum?

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  11. Jeff Goldblum for the tall actor? The big mouth might be Pas de la Huerta. I originally thought Glenn Close for the GG nominee but she doesn't fit and I'm not sure Kristen Chenoweth fits either.

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  12. This story sounds so fony. Come on; wasn't it just yesterday that some people were guessing it was Kevin Kline and Phobe Cates for a blind posted about an actress who was known for being beautiful but doesn't act much anymore. Now we get this blind about an actress having a one night stand with an actor who's wife used to act but not much anymore. Hmmmmm

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  13. The trouble for me is the word "fondness". WTH is a movie that folks are fond of? Maybe the accidental tourist, Geena Davis the actress and Jeff Goldblum the actor sleeping with the actress?

    Singer-Liza or Cher

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  14. Bradley Cooper for the tall actor with a small penis.

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  15. Jessica Szohr
    Vince Vaughn (Internship)
    Katy Perry (singer who quit drinking)
    Jena Malone (nominated for GG; in Hunger Games)

    Working on the rest...

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    1. Was sleeping with Clark Gregg on set of Light Years talking about his wife Jennifer Grey in Dirty Dancing

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  16. Jeff Goldblum was in a little gem of a film called The Tall Guy, the debut screenplay of Richard Curtis (Four Weddings & A Funeral, Notting Hill, Bridget Jones' Diary). If you've ever wanted to know what a hilariously awful Lloyd Webber-esque musical adaptation of the Elephant Man story would be like, it will not disappoint :)

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    1. omg Dewie, totally forgot about that Goldblum flick. Brings back memories of watching all his stuff (why can't you get his TV movie of Sleepy Hollow???) because I was having a long distance thing with a guy who looked like him!

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  17. The first one just HAS to be THE PRINCESS BRIDE! Everyone is fond of THAT one, right?! Robin Wright at the time, no Penn. Sean Skeevy Penn!

    That's alls I gots.

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    1. I was thinking Forrest Gump for the Wright/Penn guess, but either one works!

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  18. ^ I thought of Katy too because I just read where she said she quit drinking for 3 months to do the Vogue cover.

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  19. Xtina for the singer. She lost a lot of weight.

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  20. Aint nobody got time for this!

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  21. PLEASE reveal this.

    I have no idea who it could be, but I really, REALLY wanna know who the guy with the small dick is.

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  22. OK...still working it out, but here's my guess.

    First part;

    Former B list actress, though I think she was more B+ who makes independent films...Kiki

    Actor she slept with: Dennis Quaid
    Top movie for fondness: Harry Met Sally
    Actress who was in Big Big movies, but now barely works: Meg Ryan

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  23. 1. Kates (fast times)/Kline
    2. Vince Vaughn in the Internship with Jessica Szohr. Jessica Szohr is good friends with Taylor Swift.
    3. Jessica Szohr is in Ten Cent Pistols with Jena Malone (Hunger Games) and either Joe Mategna or Adam Arkin for the older than they look actor in over 100 movies

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  24. Is the Tall Guy Tim Robbins?

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  25. Betty white is involve somehow.

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  26. I'm with crila, I immediately thought KiKi

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  28. For some reason, I read that blind in Gracie Allen's voice.

    Veee - Harrison Ford, he's only 5'11" if I remember right. That's not short, of course.

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  29. I was thinking Tom Hanks/Rita Wilson for the first couple.

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  30. Fondness I immediately thought Harry Met Dally with Rita Wilson being the actress and. Arrived to Tom Hanks

    Tall Guy: Jeff Goldbkum or Vince Vaughn.

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  31. Kiki

    Dennis Quaid & Meg Ryan - movie with quaid In Good Company-Wimbledon

    Jim Carey - Spotless Mind

    girl in franchise????

    Stellan Skarsgard (has 125 titles to name)

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  32. She was in Melancholia w/ Skarsgard

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  33. Kiki is mostly movie. I don't think she fits.

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  34. Kiki not on tv. Unless u count the one er epi. Yeah I remembered that..lol no imdb needed today kids. (I MUST find better hobby)lol

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  35. @shopgirl, I am jealous - young Jeff Goldblum was smokin' (even now he's not bad for sixty). And The Tall Guy is full of so much win - Emma Thompson's advocacy for first-date sex, Rowan Atkinson's petulant diva routine, bashing bad eighties musicals... Incredibly underappreciated film :))

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    1. Ha ha Dewie. Well said. And, yeah, the guy was hot! His name was Gerry, with a G and he was a professor.

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  36. for those wondering about jeff goldblum:

    http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/brofessor/23995894/1203/1203_original.jpg

    and http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=272509

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  39. Phoebe Cates was in Gremlins, no?
    For the movie thought of with fondness?

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  40. Phoebe Cates was in Gremlins, no?
    For the movie thought of with fondness?

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  41. Okay, I deleted my Kiki guesses, but I still think the good acting non-looker is Bryce Dallas Howard.

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  42. I thought of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson for the first one. She was in Sleepless in Seattle (the best friend's wife) and is rumored to rule with an undercover iron fist in Hollywood. Not that I believe that, her roles are very unmemorable.

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  43. I read this as Mischa Barton. She only does independent movies, since nobody hires her for good stuff.OC as the show, no idea about the costars

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  44. Yeah I have idea, I could not follow this even with a Tom Tom and a compass! Having said that, the only Indy gals I can think of are Kiki, Chloe Sevigny, Carrie Ann Moss, Parker Posey, Robin Wright, Zooey, and Sienna Miller are all viable candidates

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  45. Oh yeah...totally forgot about the TV thing. I guess I'm with SYCB...and change my answer to Mischa Barton. B list on a hit TV show and makes independent movies now. We've also all know she has a bit of a drug prob.

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  46. Jennifer Jason Leigh?

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  47. I read this as Mischa Barton too, no clue on the others.

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  48. The couple is quaid and ryan. The celeb/singer is rihanna. The star that looks younger is Danny devito. The tall guy I dont know

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  49. Chloe Sevigny

    Could fondness equal a movie starring a Fonda?

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  50. Bruce Willis and demi Moore
    ghost as the movie

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