I am going to give you a scenario that seems so unbelievable that you will think there is no way this could be true. A couple fall in love and decide to get married. A week after they get married, the husband and wife get into a fight and the husband beats the wife hard. I mean hospitalized hard. Rihanna hard. So, she does the right thing and divorces him and gets a big settlement. Fast forward a little bit and despite a restraining order, the couple start hanging out together again. Fast forward to about May of this year and the couple get into a fight bad enough where the wife, who was earlier in a mental hospital threatens to kill herself and her ex-husband and his entire family. Sounds like a couple who should stay away from each other right?
Not so fast. This is Hollywood. Instead of splitting up, the husband decides that the sex has never been better and what they really need to do is take the entire family on vacation to Costa Rica. You know, a nice quiet vacation. As it turns out though, the wife got another beating although the husband says that the wife started it by macing the entire family first and that a beat down came as a result. The wife goes to court today and is trying to get a restraining order against her husband, Terrence Howard. I bet by next month they are back together again and the only way this thing all ends is with someone dead. It is way too violent.
I bet she didn't use her baby wipes
ReplyDelete@ dawn bee - I was thinking the same thing. Jerk!
ReplyDelete@dawn bee
ReplyDeleteI was going to say that!
She maxed the entire family? Or is that a typo?
ReplyDeleteMaced, not maxed. Auto-correct even knows that maced seems weird there.
ReplyDelete@Dawn bee, that's what I was also about to say! Phew, we are all on the same page today!
ReplyDeleteI cannot imagine ever having sex again with someone who'd beaten me. I swear to thebabyjesus that Fifi would grow teeth and chomp his dick to shreds if it even tried to come close.
I just hope there are no kids involved.
@Figgy, I enjoy a good vagina dentata reference!
DeleteUgh...trash.
ReplyDeletebaby wipes? Did I miss something?
ReplyDelete@crila16
ReplyDeleteHoward said his women have to clean-up with baby wipes.
Closet cases tend to beat up their women as a means to funnel their frustration.
ReplyDeletecrazy ass love
ReplyDeleteAhhhh...ok...Thank you Henriette.
ReplyDeleteMany relationships end with someone dead. I don't know what these crazy kids are up to, but I love Howard and hope he stays on the up and up.
ReplyDeleteHenriette, I also recall Will Smith saying that he had been introduced to wet wipes and (google it, "will smith moist toilet paper") was on a mission to save the world from dry toilet paper. It's, um, yuck.
ReplyDeleteI will say that flushable toilet wipes are the best thing ever for a potty-training kiddo, but thaaatz a little creepy asking a grown woman to, um, tidy up.
ReplyDeleteAlso, such gorgeous crazy, crazy people.
I knew he was weird when I saw him on oprah a long time ago spouting some made up story sobbing. Can't stand him. I'm glad he didn't get to do anymore iron man movies. Never hear shit like this about don cheadle but who the fuck knows about anyone!
ReplyDeleteCrazy squared.
ReplyDeletewhat Montana said.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad they got this double helping of craycray away from my RDJ.
ReplyDeleteI know couples like this, fight, break up, get back together +drama+infinity. I couldn't stand it.
I'd whack Howard up side his head with a box of wet wipes.
Jeebus! Call it a day, you idiots!!
ReplyDeleteTerence Howard has an ego so large, no one else can be in the room with him. I'm glad he asked for two much money for the Ironman franchise. Now he can instruct his women how to clean themselves with baby wipes for that fresh feeling.
ReplyDelete@Barton Fink
ReplyDeleteI remember that! Will is cucko for wet wipes too, but I think with him it's for his own use, whereas Howard wants his women to clean their lady parts with baby wipes before and after they do the deed.
Douchebag. Freakazoid.
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