When you really delve into this whole Simon Cowell getting a married woman pregnant, you really get a chance to see that he is not a very nice guy. There was some recent quote from him where he says that when he is having sex, he just wants it to be over sometimes so he can get back to smoking and that he enjoys when women are orally servicing him so he does not even have to bother putting his cigarette down. So, it should come as no surprise that Simon was having sex with Lauren Silverman long before she and her husband started having troubles. He just saw her as someone to have sex with and according to several reports, she saw Simon as a way to an even better life and purposely got pregnant. Who knows if that is true, but with as much sex as Simon has had in his life, and never getting anyone pregnant, you get the feeling he is pretty careful, especially considering how much he dislikes kids. So, it should also come as no surprise that Simon has said he will write checks but is not interested in anything more than a sexual relationship with Lauren and I don't get the feeling he is going to make a big effort with the baby either.
Her husband is said to have an air tight pre-nup so she probably did this for the money. That said Simon now will have a source of spare parts for when everything starts to go....
ReplyDeleteHe should have gotten snipped like Clooney.
ReplyDeleteHenriette: is it possible to knock someone up by jizzing in their poo hole?
DeleteSimon doesn't want the kid and the sky is blue.
ReplyDeleteI might lose my chick card for saying this but Im not even mad at him if that's the case. I guarantee she got prego on purpose knowing how much he hates kids. It ain't fair to blind side a guy like that for financial or spotlight gain. The kid is the victim but hopefully she can find a father figure for it and Simon can write the checks. Idk...I can't imagine being a guy and being stuck w a child and then being labeled a bad guy when everyone knows he wanted no part in this. It is early tho maybe i just need my coffee.
ReplyDelete@Boozie, I completely agree, although I don't see this woman caring as much about the child as she does about the money. I also can't see someone like this worrying about a good father figure. As a single mom with a fantastic boyfriend, I would have stayed single forever rather than subject my kids to another bad influence (the first being their dad, as I found out too late). It's a shame people often don't put the children first.
Delete@Boozie - if Simon really hates kids that much he should have had a vasectomy. I don't feel the least bit sorry for that horndog - he should keep his pants zipped sometimes. If he really wants no complications he should pay for his sex partners.
DeleteTo quote Monty Python: every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great. If the sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate.
DeleteI agree with you @Boozie. I am fully pro-choice, but I think there's a disconnect in that women can get an abortion against the father's wishes, yet if he makes it perfectly clear from the beginning that he doesn't want the kid, he's still on the hook financially for 18 years.
ReplyDeleteI'm also surprised by how many people are blaming Simon. Sure, he's a shitty friend to the husband, but he's not the one who took a vow; that's on her.
Moooooooobs!
ReplyDeleteI just went through a situation where I got pregnant and it was not expected. It was with my roommate/ best guy friend. We had dated previously but were platonic since becoming roomies. I have had so many issues with PCoS and endometriosis and in 35. Wasn't supposed to get pregnant without help. Well last time we ever had sex I did. He didnt want more kids and it wasn't pretty. But he still said he would help raise the baby. I didnt want money, I wanted him to be a dad. Unfortunately there was no heartbeat at the ultrasound so it's a moot point now. But I didn't get pregnant on purpose or even thought I could
ReplyDeleteAmy, I'm so sorry you had to go through that.
Delete@Amy, sorry to hear this about your baby. Hope you are doing OK now and getting some help if not. Had a friend go through this and it was tough on her.
DeleteOh @Amy! This Sounds Terrible For You! :-(
DeleteSo sorry to hear about your baby
DeleteThanks. I had a D&c last week and am doing good. Roomie and I are rebuilding our friendship ( we had a very long and intense talk about everything). He had said at one point "at least you get what you've always wanted). He has a beautiful 3 year old daughter. I in no way planned for this to happen ( it didnt the previous 30 times!). I know money makes people do some shady things, and Simon Cowell isn't a saint. But I would not wish the emotional turmoil I went through trying to decide what to do on anyone.
DeleteThat's truly fucked. I'm so sorry.
DeleteBig hug to you Amy, it s a pretty awful situation to go through
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DeleteIDK anything about this situation, but when I heard he got anyone pregnant, I thought, 'She did it on purpose, and he won't be in its life'. I am hoping for the child's sake that the mom isn't a bad one, just a trickster getting there.
ReplyDeleteThen I thought, 'How STUPID is Simon not to have had a vasectomy?!' He radiates the paternal instincts of a ROCK.
If a guy doesn't want kids, there is a pretty simple procedure called a vasectomy. Cowell should think about getting one if hates kids and wants to ride bareback.
ReplyDeleteYeah, but vasectomies also have a failure rate.
DeleteWear a fucking dinga Cowell! I know it's like hugging with a raincoat but no one wants their child to encounter a mini you critiquing the fruit platter at kindergarten
DeleteI have no sympathy for Simon or wealthy men like him. As an ADULT, you don't want kids get a vasectomy or wrap it up, otherwise you reap what you sow. Now you have some chick who will never have to work a day in her life, good for her.
ReplyDelete@Boozie, you took the words right out of my mouth.
ReplyDeleteFor all we know, he may have had a vasectomy; I have a friend who was conceived AFTER her dad had one. It seems pretty likely, given how much sex he's had for so many years that this is the first time he's gotten someone pregnant (at least that we know of).
ReplyDeleteKarma is a mofo and Simon better do right by the kid before it ends up NOT donating a much needed organ to him or deciding to cut off his life support in his time of need lol.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry ©Amy!
ReplyDeleteDo you think Jessica Seinfeld wrote a secretly-circulated book about how to 'trade up' when married?
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry to hear that, Amy. Are you ok?
ReplyDeletePhysically I'm doing well. Everything's going back to normal so lots of cramps and aches and pains. Funny thing is I had had foot surgery the week after I conceived. Preg test was negative the day of surgery. So I've been focusing on getting that better and have been back to playing tennis, my true love. It's been a godsend. Emotionally I still have moments. Especially when I see people who have no business having kids or little babies. But I take it day by day.
DeleteOh please, do people really think the kid is a result of a failed vasectomy?
ReplyDeleteNot at all surprised. Textbook. Poor kid.
ReplyDeleteOn one hand, I'm thrilled the old days of Hollywood are gone and that a star doesn't have to worry about losing his career for an infidelity and being banished to the dustbin of movie and television history.
ReplyDeleteSimon Cowell, on the other hand, makes me long wistfully for those days.
There are blinds about her on blind gossip that insinuate she planned this all to get a check. Apparently, she was actually sleeping with Simon's bro to get to him.
ReplyDeleteI saw this coming...
ReplyDeleteSimon said that he likes kids a lot, but he didn't like that he'd have to be on a schedule for them.
ReplyDeleteAmy, you were destined for a scrape.
ReplyDeleteI bet Silverman's pussy felt so good that Poppa Pullout could not pull out in time.
Nothing feels better than dropping a load in married pussy. I love knocking up married sluts. I also like popping their ass cherry.
ReplyDeleteI get mine scraped. No child support here.
Simon got lined up.. lol
ReplyDeleteThere are different versions of this "scandal" being reported. It depends on whose side is doing the spinning.
ReplyDeleteIf adults want to screw up their lives, that's their business. But when they bring an innocent child into their cluster fuck, that's where I draw the line.
ReplyDeleteKarma would be this ding bat woman loses custody of her son she had to her husband, and Simon gets custody of the newborn and he/she is raised by the Harem.
ReplyDeleteThese people are proof that a person doesn't have to be poor to be ghetto. This woman is as hood-rat as they get. Not only did she cheat on her husband & father of her child, she did it with his best friend, and on top of that had unprotected sex and went and got pregnant all to trap a man. If all involved were not rich, they would be on Jerry Springer or Maury Povich. I feel for that unborn baby, he or she will never want for anything financially but that poor baby is going to grow up lonely once that hood-rat of a momma figures out that her plan of Keep-A-Simon-Baby is going to be a big fat fail. I don't feel bad for Simon at all. He didn't have to be sleeping with his friend's wife. See, again rich people can be ghetto as f**k!
ReplyDeleteSorry Amy, that's dreadful.
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