Mario Lopez is just grateful they did not go anatomically correct below the waist. Better left a secret.
Mean Suvari does not usually go for this kind of fun and normal look.
I presume this is Miss Universe. I think we all are sash believers.
Not wearing her sash is Meredith Viera.
Aubrey O'Day wanted to show off her weight loss results. When was she ever overweight?
Notice the occupation of the parents. Prince and Princess Of The United Kingdom. Do you need a degree for that?
Pink certainly gets stretched out every night.
Paul Rudd shows off his fourth grade haircut.
Russell Brand nuzzles a fan. Feels her up for her energy. Gropes her chakras.
I'm miss world. Russel needs to align his teensy chakra.
ReplyDeleteLmao at the caption on Pink's picture....I don't blame her, Cary Hart is HAWT!!
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Aubrey may have never been fat, but she had gained a few
ReplyDeleteClick here.
Lol ewww
Delete@MM: the fringed belt acting as a bikini bottom and hanging real low down her coochie mountain is quite something. even Riri would not dare.
DeleteAubry was never overweight but the way she dresses makes her look chunky. She loves to wear fishnet and stuff with cutouts.
ReplyDeleteI'm gunna do an Aubry before and after pics, but with my birth canal.
ReplyDelete@Rach, hilarious! I'm glad I already swallowed my iced tea or it would've been a spit take.
DeleteYou've called her Mean Suvari a couple times now. Starting to believe it isn't accidental.
ReplyDeleteGawd the selfies; can't you just let someone take the pic for you Aubrey.
ReplyDeletePink shows everyone how to do it. She actually SINGS at her concerts whilst doing amazing stuff like this. Not a consumer of her music but she's incredibly talented from what I have heard on the radio.
ReplyDeletePink is beyond amazing. She's the real deal!
ReplyDeleteoh Dove chocolates, how I love your dark chocolates with almonds.
ReplyDeleteYEAH.
ReplyDeleteBECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THAT ENTY HAS THE BIGGEST MOTHERFUCKING COCK THAT TUBE SOCKS CAN IMITATE.
STFU, MARIO.
Good lord P!nk
ReplyDeleteMario has a teeny wienie??????
No, Raja. It's Enty. Classic behavior of men with tiny peens--they constantly accuse other men of having a needle in their haystack. Enty even drives a '78 Trans Am--the BIGGEST indicator that a man has the LITTLEST of Tiny Tims.
ReplyDeleteAnn Nah: that would be one disappointing tiptoe through the tulips.
DeleteWait, how do we know what he drives? When did we find out?
DeleteFWIW, if he's in his early 40s then a cool car from 1978 might just be a great childhood memory of the first car that caught his eye, and not symbolic of anything.
Pink is a goddess.
ReplyDeleteSelfies in a bikini. Can you be a bigger douchebag? But good on Aubrey for the weight loss. She has had her puffy moments.
"gropes her chakras" *dead*
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I think the coolest thing of George's birth certificate is that dad's signature just says "William" haha like Rhianna or Cher! Rock on prince!
ReplyDeleteI love that Pink's songs aren't all about life is over cause some dude broke her heart. I think she's a way better role model for girls and women than 99.9% of female artists.
ReplyDeletePink is a goddess :)
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