Monday, August 19, 2013
Random Photos Part Two
I think Kendra Wilkinson's t-shirt has it all wrong. Does it have some hidden meaning?
Adam Levine strolls with his girlfriend through the airport.
Speaking of strolling, Lady GaGa without pants.
LeBron James works out. A lot.
Liv Tyler now goes to an Amish church. Well, her dress kind of makes her look like it.
See what happens when you are in Sharknado? The world opens for you if you are Cassie Scerbo(far right) and you get to pose with other people dying for their Sharknado.
Michael Douglas and his kids get escorted through the airport. I'm guessing it is not the only escort he ever had in his life.
See, even Matthew Perry found that funny. Either that or he just found an all you can eat Krispy Kreme place. I found one which once was having a 50% off sale. I cleaned them out pretty fast.
Yeah, Jessica Simpson's daughter is a cutie.
Annalynne looks very gaunt. Someone feed her a sandwich.
ReplyDeleteI love how adam and kendra have shirts that match their wannabe personalities perfectly.
Adam is so fakey fake
DeleteMaxwell is a beautiful kid....
ReplyDeletehope money doesn't marry the sperm donor
Oh Matt.
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas' kids are going to be gorgeous...
ReplyDeleteLady Gaga had some very nice work done on her face. Not a huge fan of her but wow she looks good.
"Maybe because I have been heavy my entire life, I find these kinds of comments disturbing, but I just feel there is so much more you can focus on other than a person's weight. Shots at a personality or how she is ridiculous for staying with her husband despite him cheating on her what seems like everyday is a fair thing. Calling someone fat just seems like a cheap shot."
ReplyDeleteJax must behind the picture captions today.
DeleteAgreed. "Enty" just posted this the other day.
DeleteTotally. Matt's got a lot of other things to make fun of.
DeleteThis is exactly what went through my mind reading Matt's caption.
DeleteMy thoughts exactly. I actually don't think the real Enty would repeatedly dog on Chandler's weight. Seeing that he is a bacon-loving fatty himself....allegedly.
DeleteI like what Liv is wearing. It certainly beats these 30/40 year old female celebs who dress like they are 19 year old strippers...
ReplyDelete@Seven of Eleven: I want to buy you a beer.
ReplyDeleteI second that.
DeleteMatthew Perry has been through hell and appears to be doing his best to keep from going back. Not only that, he's been open about it and is giving back to the community by supporting those with similar issues. As he copes with sobriety he's obviously trying to overcome, or perhaps compensate with, another (cross) addiction - to food. Lord knows his blood sugar is probably wonky as hell, which makes staying "acceptably skinny" damn hard. So I say, cut the guy some MAJOR slack.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Also, he's adorbs :D
Seven of Eleven- WELL DONE!!!! And so recent too!
ReplyDeleteMaxwell is absolutely gorgeous.
Hey Liv looks really comfortable. We definitely have fashion Jaz at the helm today.
You mean "Enty" contradicted herself?!
ReplyDeleteI'm shocked! Shocked, I say!!
Wow littl maxwell is gorgeous!!!
ReplyDeleteI thought Adam Levine had a fiancee. And ironic how that's a Black woman escorting Michael Douglas considering all of his mistresses he tried to claim were stalkers were Black women.
ReplyDeleteThe other two werent even in Sharknado tho
ReplyDeleteI'd still do Matthew Perry, even when he is chubby!
ReplyDeletemaxwell is a BEAUTIFULLLLL lil girl
ReplyDeleteAm I the ONLY one who thinks chestica simpsons daughter just simply looks like a normal, cute kid? I mean, all kids are cute(for the most part) and some are near enough perfect. Just not this one. Eh, big woo
ReplyDeleteYeah I don't get it. She's cute but big deal.
Delete@Seven of Eleven - Preach.
ReplyDeleteEchoing the ever present 'this site is bullshit lately' comments.
Liv
ReplyDeleteKendra
3broads in the Sharknado pic
Ok, I understand your comment about people being overweight, but what about the people that post on here and refer to women as whores, broads, turbo cunts,etc. you all seem to encourage THAT type of language. I don't care if you think it's all in fun or shtick....hateful language is hateful language
ReplyDeleteYes, but we know we're not actual whores or cunts. Well, most of us at least...
Delete@Tillie: I only refer to whores as whores, never label all women as whores and rarely use ho's. Lindsay, Pam, Farrah, they fuck for money, which is the definition of the term.
ReplyDelete"Turbo cunt" is a special case scenario meant to be an all encompassing statement, instead of listing every negative of an Aniston or Kidman. I'd have to have to type out "soulless, emotionless (except for anger and sadness), overbearing, micro managing, damaged broads" everytime I needed to describe them.
Broads are broads. Whats yer problem with broads? How is that hateful?
It's a hateful term, but you wouldn't understand. That's why you spend all day on this site writing lame comments instead of actually having real live sex with a real woman. Anyone ho uses the language you and your posse of skanks use can't be in a relationship with anyone of quality.
ReplyDeleteHey Tillie - careful, you might fall off that high horse and hurt yourself.
ReplyDeleteThe point behind nailing Enty is the contradiction, and a radical one at that, with something that was posted just a couple of days ago. The Count is the Count and at least he doesn't pretend to be anything he isn't.
And your comment about people of "quality" screams of someone used to a life of privilege. Soooo...sorry some of us are too low-fucking-class for your taste. You could just stick to reading Town and Country and knitting fucking booties for your stupid little dog and leave trashy gossip to...well, trash like us.
And, Jessica Simpson's daughter is wearing lipstick...
ReplyDelete@Lucas. I hope you don't call women whores, broads or turbo cunts. If thinking that behavior is beyond pathetic makes me sound like I'm too high class for you then you're absolutely right. Enabling hateful language with the excuse "he doesn't pretend to be anything he isn't" excuses a whole lot of poor behavior. I'm sure there are a lot of child rapists "are who they are" and "don't pretend to be anything they aren't". Well, must be getting back to my Town and Country!
ReplyDeleteUsing language and grammar to separate the "quality" from the unwashed masses is a tired-ass way of looking down your nose at people. And has been for centuries. Generally I like to stick with a line from Ani Difranco as my mantra: "I don't try to give my life meaning by demeaning you". Which is why I don't feel the need to hassle people about their word choices.
ReplyDeleteBut I also don't reduce my ability to make my point by taking weapons out of the arsenal. As the Count stated, sometimes "cunt" is a fine stand-in for an entire paragraph that would be required to leave the reader with the same impression of the subject at hand.
It is precisely this type of thing that has made your presence so missed. Glad to have you back,Lucas!
DeleteFor a nice discussion on the subject you should read this, Tille: http://nymag.com/arts/books/features/adam-mansbach-2011-6/
ReplyDeleteIf it looks like a cunt, acts like a cunt, and sounds like a cunt, then chances are it's a cunt!
ReplyDeleteAin't nothing nobody can do about that!
The only power words have, is the power we give them.
Liv Tyler is gorgeous! That is all.
ReplyDeleteHow did nobody call her out for slinging crude insults back? Hypocrisy.
ReplyDeleteCount Jerkula, you are the lamest dude on Earth. You try to sound like some bawdy truth-teller but you come off as a creep who wants to shove his sexual obsessions in womens' faces as some kind of power trip. It's the same rapey mindset as a subway flasher.
ReplyDeleteI'm a straight guy with a guilty pleasure for gossip. I know how men talk with one another. Sometimes I point out a hot girl to my friends, have a good-natured if ribald exchange with my bros about some girl.
But the way you talk about women would have you thrown out of any group of dudes I hang out with, and these aren't exactly Feminist Allies with tumblrs about micro-aggressions. So when you talk like that on a website populated by mostly women you're just being antagonistic and as I said, behaving like a subway flasher. You talk like a disgusting mutant fucking Men's Rights Advocate piece of shit date-rapist. I hate you so very much and I hope you never post again.
I feel I have to point out that flashers are exhibitionists and are very unlikely to be, as you say 'rapey'.
DeleteI also think that "I'm a straight guy with a guilty pleasure for gossip" and "good-natured if ribald" have to be some of the least straight comments I've read in a while. Nothing wrong with it, just saying :-)
Arguing on the internet is like competing at the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you are still retarded!
ReplyDeleteAn oldie but a goodie :-)
Red scare, you're a young guy, not long out of high school, probably still in college. The full extent of the real world hasn't hit you full on in the face yet, it hasn't given you a beat down yet, you hang with your bro's and your dudes, life is still sweet. Well.let me tell you it gets fucking gritty, and grimey and bleak!
You haven't earned your stripes and scars yet. You can't attack someone, because they live in the real world. Come back when you are in your late thirties, jaded as fuck and tell me I'm wrong.
Your comments are far more offensive to me than any I have read from the count!
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Delete@Broken...And yet, you argue on the internet anyway. Huh.
DeleteAnd punctuating your prose with happy smilies doesn't make your use of the word "retarded" any less offensive...Just sayin'.
That there is the irony of it all, alas I am also retarded. If the jocular/sarcastic use of that word offends you I apologise, but grow up this is the internet ffs.
DeleteMy...you are a charmer, Broken, aren't you?
DeleteSorry Lola, it's just a word, it sums up my point, words are just words, we give them the power to hurt us, not the person using them.
DeleteYou read my blog or whatever from my profile, so you think you know something about me. This is my girlfriend's account Sherlock. None of that shit is mine.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of internet sleuthing, how obvious is it that Rach Around is Count Jerkula's little female alter-ego? Pathetic dude.
Ok so you are some fat balding middle aged dude banging a college chick, good for you.
DeleteI'm just curious why you have such a hard on for the count? Who cares if he masquerades as this Rach around, so what. We are all here for the same anonymous reasons, to revel in gossip and muck slinging, you are no better than him or anyone else, you are just as grubby as the rest of us.
No, I am better than him, because I don't vehemently scream "CUNT" online every chance I get, you stupid fucking hick. And to your meaningless, incoherent point about my age, I'm 22 years old and just out of college. My girlfriend is actually a year older than me. So I guess you're right, I don't have the life experience that comes from being 30, the sort of wisdom that would make me realize calling women "broads" and "turbo cunts" all day to their faces is a cool and not-totally-fucking-repulsive thing to do. You stupid fucking rat. You're defending a porn addicted cretin who hates women. Kill yourself.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't take much to get someone to show their true colours does it? Looks like you aren't the nice guy who sticks up for women after all. Do you realise that you have just called a woman (yes I'm a woman, not offended by a silly word) a stupid fucking rat and told her to go kill herself?
DeleteI'd rather be called a cunt by the count all day long lol
One last piece of advice, I'd come out to your girlfriend now, it will save her a lot of heartache and you a lot of cock shots for seedy motel hookups on craigslist while she is at home looking after the kids!!!
@red scare, requesting someone commit suicide because you disagree with them rather negates your argument calling for civility.
DeleteYeah, you're a woman. Sure Little Broken Bird. Sure you are. LOL gay jokes!!! Hilarious!! And I never called for civility, I told Count Jerkula (even his name skeeves me out) to knock off the misogyny. Why am I on trial?
ReplyDeleteI am a woman, I wonder why you find that so difficult to believe? I can read you like a book. I love it, go on tell me more about yourself. Do you play poker? I'd rather enjoy rinsing you for every last cent!
DeleteRed scare, i agree. I always wanted to comment, and tried a few times(I'm a looooo nnnng time lurker), but misoginy, victim-blaming(that kidnapped Hannah virl..) and unbeliavably offensive vocabulary whenever someone disagrees.... Ugh. I gave up.
DeleteNice to see that not all men are comfortable with the way Count writes and sees him forhat he is.
(Sorry Count, as a 27 yr old female I kind of lear ed to ignore you. Just like a seriosly insecure flasher on the street).
Aaaaah! Why does my iphone goes crazy and in the end text looks like a word art?
DeleteYou are an idiot.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha Yeah, I'm Rach Around. Ha ha ha Red Scare is the smartest person in the room, if everyone else in there is an infant born with a peanut in his head. (I forget Mr. Hanky's kids names)
ReplyDeleteUnless Aniston and Kidman are reading this site, I don't think I've ever called anyone a cunt on here. And it is over the internet, not to anyone's face, not that I wouldn't. Also, if you can't figure out the difference between "turbo cunt" and "cunt" you gots lots of livin to do lil fella.
Yer on trial cause yer a douchebag. I'm not a misogynist, I don't hate women. Sure I don't like certain ones, but I don't like certain dudes either. Someone, and I apologize for not remembering who, labeled my posting "sexist" and I have a hard time poking holes in that theory.
I'm not a porn addict either, I am a sex addict. Porn is just my form of methadone.
In conclusion, suck my balls, Sparky. Yer a fuckin dolt and my latest huckleberry.
You make me laugh, we should do this again sometime. It's been fun!
ReplyDeleteAnyone notice that Tillie went away and this Red Scare dude popped in to pop off? Ya think Tillie is his mom or the broad dumb enough to be bangin him?
ReplyDeleteMs. Little Broken Bird, Didja happen to bookmark his blog? I'd love to gaze upon his wisdom, but Mr. Panties in a bunch seems to have removed the link from his profile? Maybe it is in your History? I would really enjoy the link.
Sorry I didn't look at his blog, kinda wish I had now, it must have been a peach!
DeleteThis dude is an open book to me.
If Tillie is banging him, I expect she is pretty passed at his lack of honour defending skills. Time to tuck and roll red scare, you're about to be kicked to the curb my friend.
*pissed*
DeleteI don't think he's going to like what he sees when he gets around to looking up dolt in the dictionary lol
DeleteI was about to type the same thing. I couldn't give a flying sack of fuck if the Count or anyone else uses a colorful array of words to describe these batshit crazy celebs.
ReplyDeleteWhhhhaat the helll is up Tillies Twat, I mean "vagina". (Wouldn't want her getting offended)
I hear ya Broken. Maybe the gubment aint allowed to profile, but the rest of us can, and I know the exact profile you got in yer head fer this tool. I'm sure most everybody sees it, except him.
ReplyDelete@Snootches: Great minds think alike ;)
He's an intellectool!
DeleteOne more thing, Broken: great job inducing a hard melt on that clown.
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ReplyDeleteApologies, wrong place.
DeleteOk , as I'm looking at these comments I start to think this whole thread reads like a one man play.
ReplyDeleteThere is no way people are devoting this much time and energy into this blog unless you're getting paid.
You people must have errands to run, jobs to work, kids to nurture. I call shenanigans on all of you!
Sorry, marie-ski, I aint gettin paid, and I aint them and they aint me.
ReplyDeleteThis guy can tell ya who I am.
Good comeback count. Answers my question.
ReplyDeletePlease stop the fat shaming!
ReplyDeleteWords used constantly erode and shape the reaction you get from them ...
ReplyDelete"Repeat a lie 1000 times and it will become a truth"
(that s how they ve managed to sell us a black, sugary, coca-based, fizzy drink as the most thirst quenching drink on earth if you still have doubts about the veracity of my premise)