Kate Moss is getting old. Back pains.
Kanye West is in Greece.
Lady GaGa has apparently decided this is the costume she is going to wear for the next year. Can't wait until winter in NYC.
Lindsay Lohan is skinny, but nothing compared to
Ali.
Madonna takes her minions for a bike ride while
Lourdes hangs out with a friend in France.
A judge ruled that this boy can no longer have the name Messiah. Yeah, I smell an appeal.
Speaking of Messiah, apparently Scott Disick thinks of himself as Jesus.
How does Blohan have a drivers license?
ReplyDeleteFOR CROTCH SAKE can we get rid of all the awful high waisted shorts!!!!
ReplyDelete@ethorne - that's all I could think as I was looking through these pics! Please send the high waisted jorts back to their thrift shop graves and let them rest in peace ffs!
DeleteOh my. I hope we don't have any problems naming our child Satan Beelzebub Christ Hitler Burzum Crowley.....
ReplyDeleteAnd LiLo looks puffy. Not skinny. Soz, but it's true.
ReplyDeleteKate needs more speed. She's starting to majorly chunk up.
ReplyDeleteWord @ethorne
ReplyDeleteUGH this one is tough.
ReplyDeleteLindsay
Lourdes (don't know how old she is, but I aint doin Gaga or drug free Kate Moss )
Ali (quite possibly the only list appearance she will ever make.)
Count, you'd need to bulldog clip LiLo's flabby thighs to eat her out.
DeleteIs Kate Moss preggers? She's got a bit of a belly on her.
ReplyDeleteNah, just get her on all 4's and tell her to arch her back down. When she screws it up, like they all do, a spank and push down on the small of her back. That will open everything up for me. NSFW
ReplyDeleteCount, my whole life is NSFW. Hot gif, but LiLo from behind like that would resemble an old bulldog eating porridge
DeleteLindsay looks healthy and happy
ReplyDelete@Count, pretty sure Lourdes would be legal in France, even with the ironic name.
ReplyDeleteLindsey looks normal. Glad she is looking healthy...no more chances girl...
ReplyDeleteWhen did Kate Moss blow up? She's always been so skinny. This pic makes her look huge.
ReplyDeleteYeah Kate seems to be sporting a bit of a belly. So unlike her.
ReplyDeleteGah.my eyes! Sheesh Lohag ever heard of self tanner? And why is she behind the wheel?
Kate is about 40 now and has given birth, so I think she's allowed to have a bit of belly, don't you?
ReplyDeleteI thought kanye all involved with baby and cldnt leave her side, so whats with the greece sailing? This guys a piece of work, and hes making kim do everything he says. Idiot.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Blohan got scraped - she got knocked up in rehab. Wonder how many abortions she's had?
ReplyDeleteLohan's gained some weight. Looks healthier. I hate her shorts. The outfit is just fug.
ReplyDeleteI like seeing Kate with a bit of a belly! Cramping up after swimming in the ocean doesn't equal old.
I laughed a bit at the Scott Disick picture. I'm so ashamed.
actually Ali looks healthier than she has in a long time. Lynz is more naturally a lil chunky shes only super think when using
ReplyDeleteGeez the Lohans are a scary bunch. And in what world is Lindsay skinny? Girl's legs looks chuuunkeh.
ReplyDeleteMadonna looks like a stupid granny all wrapped up to protect herself from the sun. The original Trampire.
None if them!!!!! I guess that's why you play the game, for hard choices like this
ReplyDeleteM: Gaga
DeleteF: Lindsay
K: Kanye (this was actually the easiest one to decide on)
I think Lindsay looks... amazing. Never thought I'd type that smh.
ReplyDeleteHow old IS Lourdes? I don't want to feel bad for wishing she bats for the home team. In the other pics of her, she looks incredible
Gaga - abs spray painted?
ReplyDeleteGaGa just starved for attention.
ReplyDeleteKate Moss is still quite thin. Just the way she is standing.
Lourdes will be 17 in October. I know because my daughter is same age almost exactly.
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