Five parts today.
Russell Brand is still hanging out with his stylist/consort.
Roselyn Sanchez neither looks devious or like a maid in this photo.
Hello Reese Witherspoon. She looks way better than she has in a long time. Maybe gave up the bottle?
Selena Gomez films her new music video in Paris because it is way cooler than filming it on a sound stage in Burbank.
Stacy Keibler got the cover of a magazine not named US.
A dead shark on the subway in NYC. Tara handled this one all by herself.
Sharon Osbourne in a new hat. Old dog. Something borrowed. Nothing blue.
Sofia Vergara and her boyfriend Nick Loeb go out to lunch.
Taking her big sister out to dinner for her birthday was Ariel Winter.
I thought Stacy Keibler was Emma Samms. LOL
ReplyDeleteRussel Brand has a stylist? Whoa.
ReplyDeleteSad face for the dead shark.
ReplyDeleteReese walks like a pretentious snobby twat.
Selena looks cute but shed really does have thing for filming her videos in paris.
*she not shed
DeleteWait is that shark real?
ReplyDeletePoverino Shark...
ReplyDeleteNot a good look for Sophia.
ReplyDelete@cee Kay I was just gonna say the same thing! I realized Emma Samms couldn't look that good anymore...but still, weird that there's such a resemblance!
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what the hell happened to Sharon osbourne's face??
ReplyDeleteThat's supposed to be a stylist???
ReplyDeleteShe looks so FRUMPY.
Poor shark.
ReplyDeleteWe get it, Reese is kinda a bitch and she had too much wine once.. find a better punchline, the drunk thing is tired.
ReplyDeleteYeah, what is Keiblers "talent"? I mean she played volleyball, and was georges plaything, but what does she DO?
ReplyDelete@AuntLiddy..
DeleteI think she was also a wrestler?
Sharon looks like ozzy in drag there
ReplyDeleteThe stylist w Russell Brand looks like she had ping pong balls implanted in her cheeks
ReplyDelete@Count - I forgot the order of your answers
ReplyDeleteSharon Osbourne looks like she's been cast in the next season of American Horror Story.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of "styling" does Russell Brand's stylist do?
ReplyDeleteDon't get Selena Gomez's appeal or how she sold enough records to reach #1 on Billboard.
teehee...@Molls, i was wondering the very same thing.
ReplyDeletenot loving reese, but am loving her casual look. very simple elements, yet nicely put together.
i think selena is adorable. i know what this industry does to the young 'uns..i don't want it to do it to her.
Stacy Keibler looks great. And yes, the "drunk Reese" punchline is almost as old as the "pregnant Anniston" headline. (Maybe ask B. Profane for some new material, she knows who you REALLY are and will out you just like that.)
ReplyDeleteLOL Seven!
ReplyDeleteI love the way Reese dresses. And Stacy looks beautiful in that picture.
I thought Sofia was preggers?
Sofia is using a surrogate, so yes, she is expecting a baby, but no, she is not pregnant.
DeleteI think Selena is cute as well.
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I'm actually jealous of her fiance!
I think the something borrowed was her face! (Sharon that is!)
ReplyDeleteAnd for the record
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I love Sofia Vergara on Modern Family, but am somewhat chagrined to see that she dresses exactly like Gloria in real life. Yikes.
ReplyDeleteReese look good. Still can't stand her drunk a$$.
ReplyDeleteOkay, is everyone officially doing Count's order of fucking now? Are some still doing fuck marry kill? The clarification needs to be made!
ReplyDelete@charlotte I believe he lists them in the order he would like to "get to know them better" I always feel bad for number 3 on the list bc shes not even goid enough for sloppy seconds... that and all the vag germs
ReplyDelete@snootches, I know Count's game (and, yes, I would hope he would shower between); I was wondering what the others who do lists were playing. It seems some follow Count's lead whilst others play FMK. It's hard keeping it all straight. And it's very important, y'know. Obviously.
ReplyDeleteI thought we were all playing MKF...? Just me then? Aaalllriiigghht
DeleteI also feel like Stacy Kiebler looks pretty stunning in that photo. i've only ever seen and known her "talent" as George Clooney's latest contract girlfriend, but this is a really good look for her.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's part of the contract that post break-up, she gets an inordinate amount of press for nothing in particular to help her along her way.
Sharon Osbourne or Jocelyn Wildenstein???
ReplyDeletei am truly so over hearing about clooneys old escort. can we please be done with this, enty?
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