NBA Tested Lamar Odom Six Times In Past Year - No Crack
She really wanted to have her talk show have the name Kardashian because she thinks people will watch a Kardashian but not a Jenner. It's one of the reasons she had her daughters host with her because then, when unsuspecting people would be scrolling through the program listings they would see the name Kardashian in the information and stop.
Lamar Odom, one of the kingdom's most wayward subjects has been allowed to move home and Khloe has put back on her ring and everything is fine with them. Drug stories? What drug stories? Crack? They didn't mean crack cocaine, they meant the magazine Cracked and someone forgot the final two letters. Lamar is addicted to Cracked Magazine. He wouldn't be satisfied with just Mad, and wanted his Cracked.
Speaking of crack, the NBA tested Lamar six times over the past year and no crack was found in his system. None. Those tests also included the off season. The time when Lamar was supposedly doing crack like crazy.
Last night, after Lamar had completed his 18 hours of camera time for the show and took a blood oath to never betray the empire again, he was allowed to leave to get some coke. The drink. Did you think we meant Lamar was addicted to cocaine? No, he loves the taste of that refreshing drink Coke.
The headline was sufficient. The story following was redundant babble.
ReplyDeleteI thought it was kinda funny.
ReplyDeleteAmerican Lance Armstrong passed a shit ton of tests before retiring. Corruption in doping controls is mind-blowing (cracked magazine reference), even more with American sportspeople.
ReplyDeleteI am also addicted to Cracked, but the online version. I used to be able to get by with just Mad, but Cracked really is that much better. I feel you, Lamar
ReplyDeletePimp Momma Kris (aka PR wizard/Queen of deflecting bad press) watch out! Think they are gonna prove you hookah wrong and finally let someone else win instead of the KASHtrash-ians.
ReplyDeleteKermit, as explained to you yesterday, that is an apples and oranges comparison. Do some fucking research before you compare a guy who had an elaborate, systematic method of bypassing testing protocols and harassing anyone who questioned his cleanliness in order to win TdF titles with Lamar Odom (who, at worst it seems, has been abusing a prescription for Oxy, not exactly a career-enhancing move). All you do is advertise your ignorance when you try to make this parallel over and over.
ReplyDeleteBa zine GA!
DeleteLove both of the above posts
DeleteI'd probably be rather gossiped about as a drug addict then have to put up with the Karda$hians every fucking day.
ReplyDeleteDear Enties: you should read this story about pimp mama Kris.
ReplyDeleteOh sweetie, it's a lost cause.
DeleteHa! @Lucas
ReplyDeleteyo enty imma let you finish but crack clears your system mad fast.
ReplyDeleteYep. 3 days if that.
DeleteLamar doesn't seem to be the brightest guy around given that he married Kloe 3 minutes after meeting her, but one really has to wonder just what he's doing with his life. Why hard drugs? Why marry a Kardashian? Why throw his NBA career away? The one good thing to come out of all of this though is that a lot of folks have now seen first hand just what a viscious cunt PMK is. The KFucks might have actually done some real damage to the brand over the last several days.
ReplyDeleteIts not impossible to fool drug tests but its hard to believe a full blown drug addict could keep up the level of play of a professional NBA player.
ReplyDelete^^^ this. If Lamar was smoking crack the way PMK and Khloe the Troll claimed there is no way he would be able to be in physical condition to play in the NBA. I do believe his on something my guess weed laced with heroin not coke.
DeleteCocaine only stays in your system for like 72 hours.
ReplyDeleteI'm addicted to Cracked, too.
ReplyDeleteHe is seriously one of the most unattractive men I've seen. Guess he has a big dick to go along with the big wallet
Cracked is awesome! I actually liked this post, it was funny to picture Kris's head spinning fast at a quarter on the street.
ReplyDeleteThe CZJ/MD splitting People cover put Lamar and Khloe in the top CORNER, taking the wind out of PMK's sails.
It's all about his cheating. He will cheat again too.
ReplyDeleteRegarding crack, doesn't it leave your system pretty quickly after using it? (Certainly compared to say, weed or steroids) So it's possible he got lucky with the timing of the tests.
ReplyDeleteHe's out of the Clippers. They already signed someone in his place.
ReplyDeleteBuh-bye Mr. Katrashian Pie
I dont get why everybodys working so hard to portray lamarr as some sort of idiot savant, manipulated by pmk. Hes a grown man, makes his own choices. And clearly he's doing some sort of drugs and cheating. He's no wronged innocent.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's crack but I think he is addicted to prescription meds ( oxy/ambien) which may explain why those drug test.
ReplyDeletePlus, if it wasn't true....he would have denied it already.
Why would Kris want to be associated with an addiction story when she could clearly get more sympathy out of him being a serial cheater.
Fuck them! This guy has a skill or talent unlike that famewhoring, filthy clan and PMK was destroying his character. Disgusting!
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ReplyDeleteSorry the Lance Armstrong analogy is not working unless his crooked doctor friends have infiltrated the NBA. NBA players are most likely to have issues with performance detracting drugs not enhancing.
ReplyDeleteI applaud you Enty for defending Lamar from the get go on the crack allegations.
No one said he was innocent in respect to any bad behavior regarding his marriage to KK.
Just tired of the Kartrashians trashing people who get fed up with their games. And love it when it backfires.]
PS I see Dewie stated it much better a few posts up.
Five Mind Blowingly Awful Things About The Kardashians
ReplyDelete1. Kris
2. Kim
3. Kourt
4. Khloe
5. Kanye
I'm hooked on Cracked too.
Cocaine stays in your system 30 days via the hair test, which is what the nba uses.
ReplyDeleteRumor was that Kris fed that bogus crack story to TMZ. She's a disgusting human. Kloe is the only one that I like. Kim is a nasty hoe.
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