Matt Damon Is Aquaman - Starring With Ben Affleck
Yes, that was how the conversation went when Ben Affleck told Matt Damon that he had got him the part of Aquaman in the new Batman/Superman film. That Good Will Hunting sequel you had always dreamed about, but never thought would happen is upon us. I think, in all fairness, to make sure this movie stands out above all other super hero movies for time immemorial is that Ben and Matt should play their characters with the exact same accents and vocabulary they did in Good Will Hunting. Then, this will be a truly memorable movie. We all are going to be thinking that or when the Batman/Aquaman love scene is and whether it will look at all like Brokeback Mountain and who will play which character.
Now, all we need is for Robin Williams to join the cast as the Riddler and Minnie Driver to pop in as Poison Ivy and we have got ourselves a classic.
They might as well add Wonder Woman and the rest of the Justice League of America and make that movie again.
ReplyDeleteThis is a joke right? Right? He is perfect for the role though if this is serious. Linus in Oceans 11 is basically Aquaman to Batman and Superman aka George Clooney and Brad Pitt.
ReplyDeleteLet's be honest, Ben Affleck in "The Town" is perfect for Batman.
ReplyDeleteGeeky/Nerdy Enty today?
ReplyDeleteWhy don't we give them a chance and wait till there is a finished product before complaining.
What the fuck did i just read
ReplyDelete@ian mcgrinty
ReplyDeleteyour idea of Batman is very weird for me
it's probably the weirdest post i read here
The Riddler is a Batman enemy. It might have saved that one POS batman movie if they had Robin Williams as the Riddler instead of Jim Carrey.
ReplyDeleteI hope this is not true.
ReplyDeleteWtf
ReplyDeletePlease stop trying to type in Bostonian. You're doing it wrong.
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna be a wicked hahd pissup.
ReplyDeleteOkay. I was anti-Ben as Batman, but if this is true, I am SO down for this film now. I LOVE Aquaman, lol. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteAnd apparently Bryan Cranston is Lex Luther. It just gets better.
ReplyDeletefor realzzzzzz???? That is a scream.
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ReplyDeleteYeah Ent of the day. It's JUST like Good Will Hunting. Aquaman goes into a school after dark and recreates the theory of gravity on a blackboard. Then when the teacher walks in he asks "How about them apples!" (Because Minnie Driver wasn't available)
ReplyDeleteThen the teacher wonders wtf and Aquaman offers him an apple if he gets him to water asap. He's dunked into the school fountain.
The End.
(TM) BR
Ka-pow!!! The bomb damage widens!
ReplyDeleteThat is not true is it?
ReplyDelete@Reno...several geek centric sites (which I may or may not be a member of) are reporting it.
ReplyDeleteCranston's deal is reportedly for 6 movies and (get this) Affleck's deal is reportedly for THIRTEEN movies. They must be pretty freaking confident people are going to love him as Batman.
Sounds more like a Dogma reunion to me.
ReplyDeleteha! Best post evah!
ReplyDelete"Aquaman SUCKS!"
ReplyDeleteYou obviously know nothing about the character.
DeleteHow come female actors are past their shelf life at 30, but these old geezers are super heroes? Fuck me.
ReplyDeleteWhy are people still watching super hero movies?!?!? How are millions of people watching the same shitty movies over and over and over...??
ReplyDeleteHopefully Damon won't look like Raj in The Big Bang Theory, when he dressed up like Aquaman for a Halloween contest. My geekiness is showing, lol.
ReplyDeleteDo. Not. Want.
ReplyDeleteIt's not like Affleck is starring in a Batman movie. Isn't it a Superman movie, and he just plays the role of Batman in it?
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