Anyway, shortly after takeoff the man had oral performed on him by his girlfriend. Shortly thereafter, she used her hand on him and then later, she exposed herself and let the guy do some oral magic on her. The man, Chris Martin is a winery director for Troon Wine. His dad owns the winery and has canned him. Well, suspended him until after the court case. Clients have been bailing on the winery. The woman, 33, is hairstylist. She says that none of it happened and even if it did there is no way anyone could have noticed because there was someone sitting in the aisle seat. Huh. So was that person in on it? Did they film it? Did they just like the stranger watching? Lots of passengers complained so people must have been able to see it. Flight attendants told them to stop, but the couple ignored it.
When I read the headline, I assumed it was in the bathroom. This is just ew.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, I found a jibber in my nose that resembled Nostradamus
ReplyDeleteSo did I @Cathy
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with folks?!?!
Well now that's a new twist on the mile high club....
ReplyDeleteWhen you gotta have it, ya gotta have it!
ReplyDeleteAirplane sex is hot...not in the bathroom, though. :)
" I have seen Allegiant Airlines seating and there is no way I will ever fit in one of their planes."
ReplyDeleteDude, I am a VERY large woman and I fit just fine. Who are you, Andre the Giant?
To be fair, she was probably power napping and rolled over onto his erect trouser snake. And then there was turbulence.
ReplyDeleteI saw a couple behaving like this in a hospital cafeteria of all places! Very nice looking Indian or Pakistani couple, well dressed and smiling, well she was, he had his head buried under her skirt. They also wouldnt stop til phsically escorted out. She was still smiling tho, lol. Weirdest thing id ever seen. 2nd weird thing was man in elvis regalia, with NEON flahing grill, as on teeth!!!!!, in macys, on weekday. Whatever that was about. Oh and i once saw a lady shopping at supermarket early in morning with evening dress and tiara. Ok, ill shut up now, but wld hv been good your turn question! Lol
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DeleteOoh Aunty! That's a rad and gross at the same time story. The question begs, did they cum?
DeleteRach, all I can say is both grinning like fools, even when escorted out!
DeleteOh man, they got tossed out? And I thought I was a naughty minx. I want to steal your story and make it mine.
DeleteOh rach I love adventure time
DeleteCall me square, but if it's wrong to pick your nose in public, then it's at least as inappropriate to have sexual relations in front of unwilling witnesses!
ReplyDeleteI used to work for a majorly over priced, upscale Dept store on the Strip in Vegas. We had couples, male/female, male/male and female/female always using the changing rooms for quickies, esp. during swimsuit and prom seasons. Seriously, to this day I will never try anything on in fitting rooms - ever wonder why the carpets in fitting rooms are crunchy?
ReplyDelete@Biloxi Native....
DeleteI can honestly say I have never wondered--TWICE.
Lol
NICEEEE!!!
ReplyDeleteUgh this article brought back a terrible memory. A few years ago I went to the movies to see batman that had heath ledger as the joker. There weren't that many seats left but I found two that were way in the front on the far right of the movies and there were these two teenagers in the row in front of mine. As soon as I sat down the girl irritated me with her loud talking and sounded like a complete airhead. A little into the movie I hear low moaning and glance to the side and see her spread eagle facing his seat while he's down there. I tried to ignore it but when I saw her head bopping up and down I had enough and angrily told an usher who then called some officers nearby. After the movie I saw the cop talking to them and the girl had her head down and her hair looked like it had been in a twister and her clothes were all disheveled. This was a sold out movie and those two had no regard for everyone around them or the children sitting in the row in front of theirs and throughout the movie theatre. I was traumatized for a long time after that. Still sort of am.
ReplyDelete@skimpy pretty sure that couple was in my showing of elysium the other day. Except homegirl had her legs up on the seat in front of her and was doing some very expressive leg movements and an awkward mix of high pitched laughter and moaning
DeleteThe cabin probably smelled like a fish cannery also!!!
ReplyDeleteGod.....
ReplyDeleteIm from oregon typical white granola trendy wanna be's
Trust me no one from or is that hot! Or attractive enough for plane sex
I am impressed how so many are dropping the ball here. First, the on plane activities I would have been recording. I bet TMZ would have paid a ton for that video.
ReplyDeleteSecond, who ever heard of Troon? Change the name to Poon and send Jr. on the road to market it.