As soon as I wrote the headline I had to stop and watch Jermaine Stewart. That usually takes 30 minutes because I move on from one of the greatest party songs of all time and then start thinking about other songs with catchy lyrics and then I totally forget that I am writing about Lindsay Lohan and how things were so much better while she was locked up in rehab and that i wish she would go to Europe and be gone for three weeks or forever and just give up on this Hollywood thing and go marry one of the guys she escorts for or David Miscavige and we would not hear from her for a very long time. I wonder if anyone would file a missing persons report for her. Michael would. Yeah. But they could get rid of him by offering some women he could abuse and a cash stipend for keeping his mouth shut. Do you think if someone offered Michael Lohan $1M to never say another word about Lindsay that he would take it? I bet he would, but you would have to pay him in installments.
Anyway, Lindsay partied all night with The Wanted and was sober, but only because she had a sober companion with her and she did try and ditch the companion a few times. I think as soon as the companion is gone, so is her sobriety. Oh, and the companion will go as soon as they stop getting paid which should be any time now.
