Amanda Bynes is getting better. Amanda Bynes is probably going to be released from the hospital at some point in the next couple of weeks and will probably do so on her own, without a conservatorship in place. This is all bad news to Lindsay Lohan who, barely 24 hours out of rehab is already telling people that she hates Amanda Bynes. She hates her still for calling her ugly even though Amanda called the entire free world ugly. Apparently Lindsay is jealous. Lindsay is supposed to be the one who paps want to follow and to see what will happen next. Amanda has replaced them. Amanda is the shiny new toy who people have not got to watch for years and years and years repeat the same behavior so are way more interested in Amanda. Lindsay also thinks Amanda gets away with everything and that she should be in jail and is getting special treatment. Umm, you mean because she has not been arrested 20 times over the past decade? Lindsay was ticked off that there were not paps following her from rehab and trying to get lots of shots of her. She was expecting a group of 10-20 paps to be there, and had planned her outfit for hours in anticipation of the scrum she envisioned. Nope. Three months out of the limelight made paps realize they could keep making money without having to be on Lindsay watch.
Geez if I were Lindsay I'd say thank you...
ReplyDeleteNot sure if this is even true...
She hates Amanda so much, she'll announce it to leach onto Amanda's fame (or infamy).
ReplyDelete*leech*
ReplyDeleteShe wants to be Queen of the Losers? Uh ok.
ReplyDeleteIn this picture Lindsay looks the adorable little sister of a drunken, coked out tranny who's ruined her face with fillers...
When in fact she's the daughter of someone who looks like a coked out tranny who's ruined her face with fillers
DeleteAmanda calls everybody ugly sooner or later.
ReplyDeleteBoy weren't they both so cute back in the day--now one looks like a wannabe black ho and the other looks 45 y/o at the very least.
ReplyDeleteLindsay's lack of self awareness is astonishing. She ripped Amanda on twitter a while back, wondering how Amanda gets away with everything while she, Lindsay, has to pay for all her crimes. Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteSarah is right. Stunning kack of self awareness. Either brain damaged from drugs, or perhaps aspbergers? Im dying to hear if her VOICE changed from up all night drinking snd snorting to regular voice.
DeleteLindsay used to be so pretty, now she basically looks like an AFTER on a faces of meth poster
ReplyDeleteI think we have found a replacement for Brad, Angie and Jen...Amanda and Lindsay feuding! Just think of the great cover story headlines this pair could conjure up.
ReplyDeleteI just want to know when all of these celebrities have time to keep their dental work perfect.
ReplyDelete@audrey
ReplyDelete"Amanda to Lindsay: You stole my boyfriend! How their friendship was ruined by lust"
"Lindsay to Amanda: You need help! Lindsay reaches out to Amanda"
look how cute they used to be....
ReplyDeleteShe planned that outfit yesterday?
ReplyDeleteRight?! Calf socks took planning? Holy Jeebus. Might be all the rage in rehab, I guess.
Deletegutter trash fighting to see who can sink lower? no thanks.
ReplyDeleteShe'd be pissed if Amanda *hadn't* called her ugly like everyone else.
ReplyDeleteBynes > Lohan.
ReplyDeleteAnybody>Lohan.
ReplyDelete@cece: Lohan > Kim Kartrashian
ReplyDeleteAmanda is actually mentally ill...Lindsay is just a party girl, product of her environment, and is well aware of her bad actions.
ReplyDeleteDueling rehabbers?
ReplyDeleteFirst, Lindsay has good hair.
ReplyDeleteNext, she hates Amanda Bynes.
Today, I love Lohan. I'm sorry. I'm that easy.
I'm waiting for VH1 to cast them in an unscripted series, Halfway House. Think of the possibilities.
ReplyDeleteWhere did Lindsey actually state any of this? Most of this seems to be about knowing her thoughts.
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck let a bunch of monkeys loose in a room full of typewriters? Seriously, I don't expect prose, but this is laughable. End of rant.
ReplyDeleteTeam Amanda!
ReplyDeleteSee? This just exempliflies that while schizophrenia/schizoaffective can more adversely change your thoughts, communication etc. (not to mention relapes that effect your brain) it is still easier to treat than Lindsay's personality disorders (narcissitic, histrionic).
ReplyDeleteI hope she gets a good therapist. Therapy is TONS of work when you have gone on so long thinking your behaviour is great and the world is actually the problem.
interesting point Hegg...
ReplyDeleteLohan's mega-narcissism is what's eventually gonna send her to lay on her back under a tombstone. not the drugs.
it's her maniacal, self indulgent, self deserving, self-sun-revolving narcissism....that's what drives everything in it's path: the drugs, theft, lying, ho-ing, bumper car driving.
and THAT's why I hate her and dont wish her well. NOT her addiction.
Wonder if Blohan is drunk and passed out under a table yet.
ReplyDeleteLinds got new teeth awhile back. Maybe a year(?) they were a mess.
ReplyDeleteI'm so tired of her. And it annoys me that Oprah offered her a show. Feels like a death watch.