Monday, August 12, 2013

Kevin Federline Gets Married - Gives Up $250K A Year

Those first of the month payments just got lighter for Kevin Federline. Currently he receives $20K a month for spousal support and $20K a month for child support from his ex-wife, Britney Spears. His spousal support was to remain in effect basically forever, unless he got married. For five years he has been dating Victoria Prince and cashing those monthly checks. He even had a baby with her, but refused to get married. Apparently though, the couple was willing to sacrifice the money for love. Over the weekend, Kevin wheeled himself around from buffet to buffet and during the fifth helping of bread pudding asked Victoria to marry him. She said yes, and Kevin celebrated by taking her to a sex show which had an all you can eat dessert buffet and then on a sugar high married his long time girlfriend Saturday night and kept the tux on yesterday morning for a grooms get free buffet promotion. I hope he has been saving his money.


41 comments:

  1. Cynical much? I actually like Kevin and find this story very sweet. He could have kept living off spousal support but he chose to marry his (3rd) baby mama. But hey, he did the honorable thing and it's the opposite of a gold digger.

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  2. Kevin's been "working" pretty steady too, hasn't he? Didn't he do WWE an album and some reality TV?

    Hope he's been saving too, but it seems like he's been trying.

    I do hope he gets snipped. Oy.

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  3. Well good for him but he's gonna kick himself in the ass when they get divorced...

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  4. stand up guy behaviour in my opinion, good to chose love and respect over money

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    1. He has been a great ex and very supportive, considering all that Britney's been through. He's never sold her out or betrayed her. He must really love Victoria, that's a lot to kiss goodbye. Popozao!!

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  5. "He even had a baby with her, but refused to get married." Me-OW! Catty, much? Since I never saw them looking anything but happy together, I doubt that he was "refusing" to marry her ever.

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  6. Jax does not like Kevin Federline apparently.

    Mazel tov to the happy couple!

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  7. Unnecessary snark here, again. Kevin may be a pretty decent guy after all, no matter how much of a dork he seemed like back when he married Britney. He's older and wiser now.

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  8. Damn, somebody's Wheaties got royally pissed in!

    Congrats to the couple!

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  9. I don't understand why this article is so snarky! Hasn't Kevin lost a bunch of weight recently?

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  10. Good for him and she looks like a keeper!

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  11. I Stopped reading Perez years ago for a reason, Entities.

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  12. 20 K a month is NOT bad considering his home is most likely paid off and he doesnt really do much but eat and take care of kids. I mean Britney will pay for school, travel....20K a month ain't bad at all.

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  13. Anonymous6:51 AM

    Lmao...funny synapsis, Enty.

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  14. Wow I feel like a cold bitch after reading the comments but I think it was a really stupid move. How much of a difference does a piece of paper really make if you've already been living like you're married for years? Who cares? That said, good for Brit. One less person living off her.

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  15. The new Enty has crossed into the twilight zone of extreme petty article writing, so I'm joining the growing ranks of former long time participants in abandoning what has become an embarrassing excuse for a website. Take care everyone.

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  16. *sigh*

    Anyway...

    He always actually seemed like a pretty decent, stand-up guy to me. Hope things work out for him.

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  17. (Also? Daisy? If it wasn't clear by my sigh, ITA. Where IS everyone going?! I'd like to come play, too, because I miss the long-timers.)

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  18. Yes, I agree that this site is more like Perez every day, and im sure (the alleged) enty knows how that worked out for that particular queen. Best of luck reaching 20,000 followers enty. Mayhap lower that to 200?

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    1. Rosie, do mean 20,000 Twat followers =a big reveal? I'm pretty sure that idea was abandoned.

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  19. unless he renogtiated after the divorce and when bit bit went bat shit crazy and he got custody of the kids

    Their prenup was pretty iron clad he only got a few months of spousal support since they were only married 2 years. His lawyer tried to challenge it but the prenup was upheld.

    I think the extra 20k was for child support since they live with him most of the time. Or the 20k was for travelling along with brit when she was on tour.

    I don't think that 20k a month spousal support is accurate. Gold diggers don't give up free money EVER.

    Jennifer Tilly will never remarry becuase Sam Simon pays her so much in spousal support it isn't worth it to get remarried. Sadly, he has terminal cancer so her gravy train might end regardless.

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    1. @Timebob, interesting info. I think some of the regulars should start charging Enty for their fact checking services.

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  20. I generally look at how willing someone is to poke fun at themselves in order to gauge what kind of a person they are. I've always given K-Fed a pass since that commercial a few years back where he was playing himself being a big star when in actuality (in the commercial), he was a fry cook daydreaming the whole thing.

    I can't imagine the Biebs doing anything like that.

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  21. Good morning to you, too, Ms. Enty!

    I agree, this is coming closer and closer to bitchy Perez blog.

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  22. I like Kevin too. I wish them the best.

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  23. I don't like this Enty. I may not post often, but I've been coming to this site for a couple of years now, and have enjoyed it because it was DIFFERENT from the others. No photos of scantily clad models asking me which one I would rather (I'm a grandmother, for cripe's sake!), no constant crudeness in every post regarding gay sex (again, I'm a grandmother!), no ass-kissing select celebrities, the posts weren't generally hateful, lots of juicy blind items.
    It's not fun anymore, this Enty is very, very hostile, the comments are frequently commandeered by trolls, and the recent blind items aren't so juicy anymore.

    On-topic: I LIKE Kevin Federline. He may have been a huge asshat, but when it came down to it and he needed to step up, he took responsibility. He assumed custody of his kids, didn't trash their mother, stopped partying all the time, and did what he needed to do for THEM. They seem happy and healthy, and are vastly better off than if they had stayed with a mentally ill, addicted mother.
    So he gained some weight, as have the majority of Americans; I don't understand the practice of fat-shaming, especially since some overweight celebrities seem to get a pass while others are vilified for gaining a few pounds.

    No, this is definitely not the same site I fell in love with.

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    1. Anonymous11:32 AM

      @ Elissa I'm in total agreement with every word! I'm getting really bummed at how the site is becoming nasty. I also (like a commenter above) stopped perez cuz of that. I really don't want to leave this site cuz I to have read it for yrs but I'm about to find the door if the tone doesn't change soon!!!!!

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  24. It must be tru bluff

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  25. Damn Jax, bitchy much? I know it's been said, but you obviously didn't listen, so I will say it again. Take a Midol! Seriously, it might help.

    I like Kevin Federline. I secretly alway hoped that he and Brit would get back together. Alas, that's not to be. Congratulations to the happy couple.

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  26. AKM, Daisy - if you know where the long time users are going, please share. I've had it with this site. You can find me at valerieinseattle@gmail.com TIA.

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  27. Kevin is an idiot. The kids will grow up. Child support will end. He will get a shopping cart with his name on it. $20k a month. Forever. Who says no to that? He'll be making that a year as a disc jockey or something.

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  28. AKM I'm not sure where everyone is going either...but I would like to go there also. I'm floundering a bit trying to decide which gossip site(s) to frequent.

    I know I don't post often, but I've been reading for years, and now it's so bad here (Perez-like cynical posts, trolls, constant posts on Kardash/Lohan/teen Bieber Miley Selena crap) that I'm going to fly the chicken coop also. I understand that it's their (teenage intern enties) blog and they can post what they want, and if I don't like it then I can leave. So I will. Thanks for the memories!

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  29. yeah, this site is losing it's luster. All the fun kids have stopped commenting and the obsession with Beiber is too much. Hell we know he's an ass. How many more times do we have to hear it?

    And you can obviously tell it's not the original Enty just by the weekend format where the last thing would be a video. The writing is extremely caustic and the focus on tweens is just no fun.

    Sigh..I wish Michael K would post more. Now that is one funny guy!

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  30. Love that they're both smoking ciggies...see...he is still a lil k-fed!

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  31. Mean-spirited, "New Enty." They look like they're happy together. From all I've read, the settlement terms were sealed. Even if it's "just" $20K child support, that'll last 'till the kids are out of school (or college, depends on what CA law is.) And, ahem, I think most of us here could easily raise 2 tykes on that.

    His wife looks a lot like a young and happy Britney, before the light went out of her eyes. Who knows, maybe he really did love her after all? (He isn't the brightest bulb in the chandelier)



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  32. He was very down to earth almost quiet guy when we met. The new wife is a wild woman though, really funny and outgoing. I almost feel sorry for him, it was probably hard to move on from being Mr. Spears. Good luck to the newlyweds.

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  33. The part about spousal support is inaccurate. He received spousal support for 12 months exactly after their divorce. He has PRIMARY physical custody of the children and gets child support.
    Congrats to the happy couple.

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  34. Lots of people wait years before getting married. I've seen people wait till their kids are adults.
    Frick Enty, maybe you should have put as much thought into your own marriages.

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