Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Joey Fatone And His Wife Split

After years and years of cheating on his high school sweetheart turned wife, Joey Fatone and Kelly Baldwin have split. The couple, who split in February according to Star, have not told their two kids and just keep telling them that dad is out of town, when he is actually staying with friends. The final straw in their marriage was when Joey treated his 2012 appearance on the all-star version of Dancing With The Stars as his own personal sex tour and his wife got tired of it. It didn't take long for Kelly to find someone new and is already dating a guy. See, this is where the story gets confusing. Daddy is out of town on business which is why he is never at home. Did mom meet some long lost uncle who comes to stay the night? Just tell the kids the truth. One of them is 12, so I'm pretty sure she can handle it. She probably already has a good idea.


23 comments:

  1. I know his name is probably Italian and read that way, but I always read it as "fat one". And his shape doesn't help either.

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    1. I thought the same thing watching that mess of a VMA performance. He looked like he was wheezing.

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    2. When Nsync was first popular, and I didn't know their names I referred to him as "the fat one". Imagine my delight when I learned his last name was Fatone!

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  2. She probably already has a good idea.

    Especially if she reads gossip sites!

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  3. You guys are mean! He used to be really cute!!!

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  4. Why do people involve their kids in such shenanigans. Losers.

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  5. His wife looked like a slob on their episode of cribs years ago. I always thought it was odd that he was a heartthrob and was married to her.

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  6. Well, I think he's caught up with, nay, surpassed her, in the slob department.

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  7. Maybe the 60 seconds of fame her got on the MTV VMAS got to his head and was the straw that broke the camels back

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  8. @Derek, I would guess that maybe they have known for awhile and were waiting to announce it until after the VMAs, so it in no way overshadowed President of Pop Justin Timberlake's triumph.

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  9. Joey was never cute, nor a heart throb, except maybe in his own mind. He was the guy that wasn't Lance JT or JC or the freak with the hair.

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  10. I admit that I loved him the first time he was on DWTS. That was a GREAT line-up! Him, Apolo Ohno (Oh-Yes), Muhammad Ali's daughter, they were all good and it was so much fun!

    And I'll admit this saddens me. I thought they had a good, genuine, non-Hollywood marriage. What a shame.

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  11. I thought he was gay.

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  12. So, who did he have sex with while on DWTS?

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  13. Well, ugliest Nsyncer is a tie between him and the guy that looks just like Bobby Bottleservice (video link).

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  14. At least he was voted off pretty quickly on DWTS. I think he was third? to go.

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  15. You think the kids, esp the 12year old dont know??!! Please theycould probably cite chapter and verse.

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  16. With WHO??? I don't believe anyone is clamoring to ride the Fatone train; even I, a chubby chaser supreme, think he is about as hot as a gym bag.

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  17. Who is sleeping with this guy...NSYNC or not, he is still the fat one..

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  18. I like his cooking show on the Lifestyle channel. He is pretty funny and eats everything put in front of him.

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  19. I can't help it, I like Joey. He just oozes used-car salesman/game show host sleazy!

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  20. He used to "stay" with Alfonso Rebiero. My friends and I met AR at a bar one night. She wanted to try and hook up and I went as a chaperone. Back at his hiuse my drunk friends were trying to do gymnastics (and successfully embarass themselves) AR hung out and talked. He was a pretty cool guy...anyways....he gave me a tour and showed me his spare room saying its basically Joey's room... That was 2011, there's a hance the rift has been happening for awhile or he was just crashing with Carlton to brush up on his dance moves while in town...oh and the night ended w no hook ups. Just a broken tv from a cartwheel gone bad, me on the phone with tv provider at 2am to calibrate his box and a cab ride home of shame .

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