Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Jessica Simpson Says She Is Finished Having Kids

Shortly after Folgers was born, Jessica Simpson said that she was not planning on having any more children. Of course she said that while she was having unprotected sex, so, how much was she really trying not to have sex. Six months after giving birth, she was pregnant again. US Weekly won the very tiny bidding war for the first photos of Jessica's baby. Notice how the father is nowhere to be seen. Probably off partying with Ashlee and Evan Ross somewhere.

In the interview that accompanies the cover photo, Jessica says that she will never say never, but that after back to back pregnancies, she is "done." So, then maybe, what, three months until she is pregnant again?


26 comments:

  1. I beginning to think she won't marry the sperm donor...hope that's true.

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  2. If she wants to back sure she has n more kids, then she should go backdoor only and save the baby hole for special occasions. Outside of a remote possibility of backsplash, she'll be alright.

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    1. Anonymous9:26 AM

      Lmao!!! All i can say is Wow to that comment lol

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    2. Nah he should just keep doin her sis.

      Perfect birth control.

      So is ent kinda answering the previous blind about the dude on lockdown partying with the future SIL when his shit came in.

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  3. Oh come on, she ignorantly thought, like many other women, that nursing meant conception wouldn't happen, I don't get the snark here.

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  4. Maxwell is gorgeous!

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  5. Hopefully she'll remember HOW she got knocked up this time. lol!!!! She seemed awful suprised last time.

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  6. I know a lot of people make fun of her but she's a very successful business woman and she seems like a wonderful mother. Btw she looks gorge! Beautiful kids.

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  7. Anonymous8:21 AM

    I don't get the hate for her either.

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  8. She fucks a lottra black guys wth big schlongs so who the fuck knows who knocked her up. You can bet she doesn't. Bam Margera took her ass cherry, so you'd think she'd become a bsckdoor beauty?

    I rhink she just digs black guys shooting chocolate milk inside her.

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  9. I don't understand why people give her shit for having kids 15 months apart. I did the same thing. Many people in history have done the same thing. No big deal.

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  10. Anonymous8:53 AM

    Massive G is right, those kids clearly have a black father. The jig is up, Jess!

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  11. Christ almighty he might not be a good father but she dotes on those kids and isn't even trying to have a public career right now. Yeah shes not very intelligent but she beautiful and rich and successful.

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  12. She has two kids, a boy and a girl, both healthy, I'd say that's pretty perfect. Makes sense for her to be done.

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  13. US Weekly can stop using the phrase "Baby Joy" on its cover any time now. Every single pregnancy cover is someone's baby joy. Gag.

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  14. Someone put Khloe in the corner again!

    I'm glad Jessica is finding happiness, but I will never ever get THIS out of my head when I see her.

    And why is it news that she doesn't want any more kids? It's so strange how procreation is such a headliner. Aniston's pregnant! She's not! She wants kids! She doesn't!

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  15. "Irish Twins" are a common occurrence. Not wanting to go on the pill + irregular cycles while breastfeeding = unplanned 2nd baby.

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  16. Maxwell looks like a totally different kid, than in the "Maxwell is crazy beautiful" tweet.

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  17. Her children are gorgeous and healthy. I get being done.

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  18. Whatever keeps the K family off the covers!!

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  19. I took this whole post as a reveal to this blind:

    http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/08/blind-item-6_23.html?m=0

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  20. Whenever I think of her now, I see her having sex with her bleeding c-section scar! Yuck!

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  21. If she has any brains at all, she'll have gotten her tubes tied after giving birth this time around. Tons of women have this done when they're done; I mean, the doctor's in the area anyway...

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  22. She's a talented Designer...lover her Shoes and purses, and they are for the regular person, not Hollywood.

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  23. I get she doesn't want to take the pill while breastfeeding, but that's what condoms are for.

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