Tis Friday and I have always wanted to use tis in a sentence. No real announcements other than the usual I will be here all weekend writing my fat fingers to the bone and will have lots of reveals this weekend. I saw one or two super hot peach juicy that I want to reveal. I have peach on the mind. My mom made four pies this week. All peach and all gone within an hour of making them. I would love for you to follow me on Twitter where I talk about other things, have been known to drunk tweet and follow people randomly. I am @entylawyer
I have wanted to write about this person for sometime and have never got around to it. It really should be a movie because there is so much to say. I guess the place to start is that she was basically hooking for drugs at 15. That is a nice beginning. She got married to one of her better customers who also kept her turning tricks. She was expected to bring home other women for them to have and to work for him. Meanwhile he also beat her on an almost daily basis, but nothing visible to keep the customers away. He cheated on her with lots of other women and kept her hooked on drugs and to this day she is still hooked on drugs and booze and has just as much sex as she ever had before. The only difference is now that she is a B+ list reality star on a hit network show, she does not have to get paid for sex. She is happy to trade drugs for sex though because she loves free drugs. Oh, and if you have ever wanted to have s threesome or foursome with a person on a network show, then bring the coke and the people and she is your lady.
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ReplyDeleteJoan Rivers ftw
ReplyDelete@JSierra...
DeleteThat mental image will haunt me! Lol
I am not a reality show watcher so I have no idea, but "hit network show" to me sounds like ABC, CBS or NBC not cable, no?
ReplyDeleteI got nuthin'. Will wait fir my friends.
ReplyDelete@MM - those or Fox.
ReplyDeleteWell I know its not Big Ang anyway. Since its network I deleted my real housewives guess since that is cable.
ReplyDeletethose better be some juicy reveals.
ReplyDelete@Dragon I'm counting on you to Law & Order this shit out :)
Delete@Trainrides. I have done that in a while. I need my detective unit.
Delete*haven't
Delete@Dragon I hope your unit was not affected by the sequestration. Anyhoo, sans the unit, your detective skills are still superb. The Deschanel guess from the other day was brilliant. I swear I'm still not over that one.
Delete@Trainrides They fit the bill tho,boo.
DeleteThat female judge on SYTYCD that has been accused of being a coke head before - Mary Murphy!
ReplyDeleteIts gotta be one of the Dancing girls on Dancing w the Stars. Its def not Julianne how bout Katrina?
ReplyDeleteGood guess Zelda. Mary Murphy has talked about her first husband being very abusive to in the past. I remember her talking about it a while ago.
ReplyDeleteWhat little I've seen of Mary Murphy would make me think she'd perfect for this
DeleteI was gonna say smirnoff. DWTS.
ReplyDeleteWhat about cat deely? I'm not a big fan but she seems to be quite popular with the masses
ReplyDeleteGotta be one of the DWTS ladies. Is Cheryl Burke still on the show?
ReplyDeleteI thought Mary took a non-alcoholic drink when she did the shot ski on WWHL? At the time I admired her sobriety because I've read about her past problems. I just love her and don't want this to be her.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm dumb but, doesn't or didn't
ReplyDelete'four for friday" mean either four individual blinds or four people in the blind? Isn't this just a regular old blind item?
@Hollywood, it used to until this site turned to shit. Thanks "enty".
ReplyDeleteThe DWTS chicks wear so little clothes I doubt they would have a spot where a bruise wouldn't show. Remember, it's also someone who is married.
ReplyDeleteForget that, remember FFF, FULL FRONTAL FRIDAY'S?!?! Sighhhhh I miss those days...lol
ReplyDelete@Montana I remember
DeleteVIP That pic NEVER GETS OLD
DeleteThose were the days... :(
DeleteMmmmm I want to sit on it
DeleteLike the old song ...those were the days my friends.
DeleteI will always miss FFF. It's been so long now and there's so many new members I think Enty could rerun the whole thing. Nobody would mind, right?? Well, except maybe the Count.
I didnt know Snoop was working with that level of machinery. That thing is huge.
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ReplyDeleteI am certain this is that Mary Murphy. Seriously, take one look at that woman and ask yourself if she's always DTF, and er, ENTHUSIASTIC about it....not to mention coked to the gills.
ReplyDeleteThis blind reads exactly like the Mary Murphy lawsuit from a former manager that after denying the allegations in the press, she didn't show up to contest in court. That said, if she was 15 when this all started, it's really rather sad.
ReplyDelete@jade, http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2230174/Nymphomaniac-So-You-Think-You-Can-Dance-star-Mary-Murphy-ordered-pay-200k-lawsuit-default.html
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ReplyDeleteAmy Bouzaglo-- well she's not a reality star yet..
ReplyDeleteShe is, however, batshit cray cray.
DeleteYeah, "Four For Friday" my @$$.
ReplyDeleteAlso: "I saw one or two super hot peach juicy that I want to reveal." I'm pretty sure I know what Enty is trying to say here, but...yikes.
He was still fixated on the peach pies lol... It must have been really good.
Delete1. Reality star
ReplyDelete2. Her husband pimp
3. Show she is on
4. ???
This soooo sounds like Lil Kim, with Not.BIG as the pimp.. Heard some stories about that, and the timeline fits.
ReplyDeleteBut they were never married and she was on DWTS in 2009. Doesn't add up :(
Cat would never. She *just* got married in private this past year. Never married before.
ReplyDeleteMary Murphy is an awesome guess...kudos.
ReplyDeleteAll I could think of was Coco
Awwww VIP, you are the GREATEST!, lol Thanks for the memories lol
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ReplyDeleteUp until the reality star part, this sounded like an old Antonio Sabato Jr movie I saw on Lifetime last week.
ReplyDeleteLol @crazycatlady! I haven't seen much, if any, of his acting, but he is a pretty, pretty man.
DeleteDon't mean to be rude, but isn't Ms. Murphy a little too heavyset to be a coke head?
ReplyDeleteObitguy - Nah, coke doesn't always equal skinny. Chris Farley and John Belushi both used coke and heroin; neither were thin.
ReplyDeleteMAMA JUNE!
ReplyDeleteLast sentence Enty says "then she is your lady" who's a "lady" in hollywood whomis also a tramp???
ReplyDeleteJoy Behar.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Mary Murphy is B+ (that's very close to A)...I'd go with one of the DWTS girls... and I really want to know who this is so I can go to LA and partake in the aforementioned activities!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMary Murphy isnt married... Doesn't that disqualify her?
ReplyDeleteGoddamn you VIP. Warn the straight guys when you post s**t like that.
ReplyDelete:-/