Friday, August 30, 2013

Four For Friday - Technically The Guys Were Single

Have I told you how much I love holiday weekends? I love them on Fridays when the three days seem like an eternity of fun before me. Throw in a whole lot of football and I'm pretty much set. If you are going to be at home this weekend or looking for some entertainment during your 12 hour car rides because of the bumper to bumper traffic with all of the other people that thought it would be a great weekend for a vacation, then you can read the site, because I will be here all weekend and Monday too. I can't promise how sober I will be, but I will be posting blinds and finding some old blinds from the archives to reveal. I would love for you to follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer and I hope everyone has a great and safe weekend.

This movie sucked, but still made enough money to generate a sequel. If you watched both of  the movies, I'm sorry about that four hours of your life that you won't get back. What they should have filmed instead was what went on behind the scenes. There was a whole lot of sex and a whole lot of cheating. The guys involved will tell you they were technically single because one (#1) was on a break from his wife and the other (#2) said that since he was not yet married, he could do what he wanted with whoever he wanted.

#3 couldn't decide which guy she wanted to be with so she ended up having sex with both and would alternate, depending on the day or even the hour. Yeah, well, she is not exactly well known for being virtuous. #4 also had sex with both of the guys, and also another guy on the film, who was well and truly single.

It seems that #3 hates #4 with a passion and that #4 knew that #3 really wanted #1 and even thought she could snag him and marry him. Apparently #4 found #1 to be a little dirty and didn't shower much and always smelled of smoke and desperation. #1 would fondle anyone and anything that even gave him a glimmer of hope. No one could ever figure out why he even bothered to be married since he showed no interest in anything but having as much sex as possible.

#2 was much more discreet, but rarely spent a day without female companionship, he just wasn't sweaty and disgusting about it and you didn't feel like you were sleeping with a dirty old man. Yes, this will be revealed.

#1 - Former A list mostly movie actor who is now a B- mostly television actor
#2 - A list mostly movie actor who has the acting talent of a D lister.
#3 - Former B+ list mostly movie actress who has dropped off the movie making in the past two years and is now a C+.
#4 - Former B- list mostly movie actress who has returned to her roots as a B- list mostly television actress on a middling hit cable show.