Friday, August 23, 2013

Four For Friday - Strange Sex

I know school has started in a lot of places, but yesterday I saw some ad on Twitter that was encouraging teachers to already start planning their winter vacations. It is still August. I say you at least wait until after Labor Day to talk about winter vacations. The day after Labor Day is when all the Halloween stuff goes up, so then would be a good time to think about fall and winter. I will be posting all weekend and I do hope you will stop by for blind items and reveals from the archives. I have a couple that I have been pondering for the past few weeks. Oh, and if you would like to follow me on Twitter I am @entylawyer

A little something different today. I am going to give you the crazy half of a celebrity sex pairing, and you have to come up with the other half. Think things like Madonna and Dennis Rodman or Madonna and Jose Canseco or Madonna, damn she had sex with a lot of strange guys.

#1 - Paris Hilton and this A list mostly movie actor who is having a tough time keeping the A+ list he had after his franchise ended.

#2 - Lindsay Lohan and this A list mostly movie actor who had sex with her before she even turned 18. I think she was 17, but it might have been 16. No one has ever been able to confirm it for sure. Oh, and he is an Academy Award winner/nominee.

#3 - Tila Tequila and this aging Academy Award winner who has always been known as a ladies man and will forever be A list. Apparently he ran into her at a Lakers game and someone told him that he should invite her over to his place. She stayed a week.

#4 - Anne Heche and this Academy Award winner/nominee who also will always be A list hooked up at the height of her craziness. He has said he had no idea what was going on and that she was "way too advanced for him." Probably makes his actress wife thrilled that she gets to have sex with him.

#5 - Jessica Simpson and this A+ list celebrity/rap star hooked up after he was brought in to maybe help her with some songs when she was thinking of going in a new direction. She made a confession to him and one thing led to another and they spent all night together. They did end up recording one track together which has never seen the light of day. I don't know if he told his celebrity wife about it.

#6 - Zac Efron and this B+ list celebrity/singer hooked up. As crazy as she is now, she told him that she was a virgin at the time. He is totally not her type but she had a crush and used everyone she knew in the industry to get his number.