It is Friday. I feel like it has been a really long week. It is one of those weeks where you sit looking out your office window at the sunshine and think to yourself that you wish it was not quite so bright so you could sleep at your desk. You would close the blinds, but then the people that stare at your fat, sweaty back all day from the office across the street would think you are doing something sketchy and call the cops who would show up and find you asleep in your office which would not be that bad except I can only sleep if I am wearing less clothing than normal. Yeah, going on vacation would be nice too. Anyway, I will be here all weekend and blogging away. Probably just another weekend of blind items and reveals from the archives. I have some really juicy ones that I have been digging through so will share some of those with you this weekend. As always if you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
This A+ list model is also a reality star. She is also a pain. A big pain. One of her favorite tricks is to try and get things for free by telling staff she is borrowing something and never returning what she borrows. It gets the staff in trouble and causes a huge drop in the bottom line and our model does not care at all. She is like that though. Not too long ago she walked into a store that an A list designer runs. It has a couture section where you can try on the one off dresses and get them made to measure. Which costs a fortune. Some of the dresses cost well over $100K.
There is a small team in the store who are used to dealing with celebrities and the rich and the angry, but were still flustered when this A list model walked through the door. She went straight up to one of the staff and demanded that she gave her the dress in the window (a one off couture piece). She said that the designer had called her and said that she should come in and pick it up. No one had told the sales assistant who started to get nervous. Our model was completely awful to her calling her stupid and started raising her voice saying that this was ridiculous and that the designer would be furious that our model had been standing there for five minutes without getting what she came for.
The sales assistant decided to call the designer. As soon as she got through to someone our model started to laugh and said "Oh darling I was just kidding!!" and then she promptly left.
Naomi.
ReplyDeleteIs Naomi a reality star?? what show?
DeleteThe Face
DeleteKirsty Alley in Tall and Wide. It was a macramé sequin pant suit.
ReplyDeleteKlum?
ReplyDeleteTotally the sour kraut
DeleteTyra
ReplyDeleteYes Naomi is evil and first got a taste of "freebies" from Gianni who would give the girls whatever they wanted. Until he died and Donatella put a stop to that crap lol. Now she just takes what she wants because HELLO she is NAOMI CAMPBELL, lol A MESSSSS
ReplyDeleteI just looked out my window. It's really dark, and Saturday. I'm confused.
ReplyDeleteI hope the salesperson got a raise for making that call.
ReplyDeleteI thought Naomi immediately and 3 staff people to make 4 for Friday
ReplyDeleteLook in the dictionary under "entitled douche twattle" and voila, Naomi Campbell!
ReplyDelete"the rich and the angry" lol.
ReplyDeleteWhat a terrible FFF. A model and salesgirls.
ReplyDeleteI guess if you want four out of this, there's (1) the A+ list model, (2) the reality show (with staff that she gets in trouble and where she causes a huge drop in the bottom line), (3) the store with the couture section and the assistant who made the call and (4) the designer.
ReplyDeleteok, enty, lay off the bottle. this is a One for Friday, not a 4. #facepalm
ReplyDeletenaomi ftw
Four Paragraphs for Friday?
ReplyDeleteHeidi
ReplyDeleteI can not see Naomi pulling a "Just kidding" backtrack. Heidi or Tyra
ReplyDeleteNaomi is on "the face"
ReplyDeleteKlum.
ReplyDeleteShe seems nice but I think she is a total bitch behind closed doors. She is always trying a little bit too hard to seem perfect; family life especially.
I 100% think this is Heidi AGT doesn't have a huge budget and if she is 'borrowing' designer dresses it affects the show.
ReplyDeleteI really,really, really hope she isn't back next year. She adds nothing to the show at all. And her voice is just annoying.
FFS, can we move on from this "this isn't four" for Friday thing? That was a title he came up with long ago, and he probably uses it more to point out it's Friday now than anything. It's been forever since there were actually four. It's like a room full of autistic kids that just will NOT let the teacher get away with using the wrong word or something. Why is it so goddamned important? Life is short. Move on.
ReplyDeleteLol!
DeleteDid you know that Enty has autism? You insensitive little cunt.
DeleteThank you, Jessica!!
ReplyDeleteIt has to be someone very prominent, like a Heidi or Tyra. Tyra seems entitled, but I don't think she would be a jerk to a salesperson. I think Heidi is a big old bag of entitled douche.
ReplyDeleteEvery Sales person KNOWS NOT to give Naomi anything.
I would think that if it was Naomi, she would have thrown a phone or something at the poor sales assistant at some point. Either she had an off day, or this is about somebody else!
ReplyDeleteAgreed
Deletelittlemissmakesamess- good God you're boring.....
ReplyDeleteErika: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWN
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ReplyDeleteKlum Kors for the designer
ReplyDeleteWhat reality show is Naomi known for? It has to be Klum.
ReplyDeleteCampbell was a judge on "The Face" this past year.
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