It is Friday. Just one month left until Labor Day which means right after that is Halloween which means the clocks will be falling back before you know it and we will be in the dead of winter. So, by all mans enjoy your summer weekend if you can keep the thought of blizzards out of your head. If you can't and just want to hunker down inside this weekend, I will be blogging all weekend and will have lots of reveals from the archives. I am shooting for extra juicy. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
Before I even get into the details, I want all of you to know this will be revealed. It deserves to be.It needs to be. It is a sad sad tale. An actress, she thought she was going to be huge. She thought she was going to be a big big movie star. Everyone told her she would be. Agents and managers. Boyfriends and producers. Everyone wanted to be her and with her and she was golden. She listened to their words instead of words that wiser people told her. I used to know this actress. She was amazing. She did have that it quality. The thing is so do a bunch of other people in this town and they are willing to work for it. Our actress wanted it handed to her. Diva does not begin to describe her. Well, one very bad decision and our actress went from a nice solid B who was shooting for an A to an actress who is living off some perceived fame she had a decade ago and trying to make a living acting, but not doing a very good job at it. Sure, she makes enough money for the SAG insurance to kick in at the highest level. Good thing too. Since her fall from grace, our actress has enjoyed the company of booze, drugs and some really bad choices when it comes to men.
Her sometime boyfriend also thought he was going to be an A lister. Everyone told him he would be and he believed them and had much the same tale as our actress. Our actor loved booze and drugs and loved throwing his weight around and loved throwing around women too. He loved nothing more than getting some coke and a woman and ordering her around for the night. It was inevitable that these two would hook up. Their drug crossed paths meeting several years ago. Both of them washed out. He was hanging on better than her. Guys can look rough. Women can't. Not in this business. her drug use was just getting to that tipping point where there was no return. Neither of them had a ton of money, but at the time she still had looks. Not movie looks, but really good looks for the rest of the world. Escorting. He would set it up. At first she went through an agency and would give him some money and the rest was for drugs. They got tired of sharing money with the agency though so he took over. He ended up keeping most of it and would beat her if he thought she was holding out on him. Pretty soon her drug face was not even good enough for escorting. She was not street walker material yet, but she was offering 15 minute specials which is almost there. He would be in the bathroom or outside the hotel room door while she was with guys and to get his cut. The dealer was never far behind. The amazing thing is she did keep getting some roles. She does work. She is just not getting the roles she thought she would get. What keeps her working is that she is a very good actress. When the acting money runs out though, she is turning tricks and earning a buck and our actor is never far behind, always looking for his cut and still beating her if he feels slighted by her.
True love. All the best junkie groupies guzzle coke sweat for their man!
ReplyDeleteCock. And Coke.
Delete*singing* she works hard for the money! So hard for the moneeeey!
DeleteIs Estella Warren with anyone?
ReplyDeleteHa ha Montanna! We could raise snarky horses together! Heart you.
DeleteDunst and Hedland
ReplyDeleteI know the big blinds don't usually come from The Mail, but Monica Keena and Eddie Furlong are in there today looking ROUGH
ReplyDeleteWow! She looks awful!!
DeleteHis 6 year old son tested positive for cocaine and he was banned from seeing him?! And that's all?!?! Someone should have been investigated for that!
DeleteThat's one rocking scenester 6 year old Amanda. I'd love to be at THAT kids show and tell.
DeleteBetween consenting adults.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could make Richard Grieco fit in as the actor, hmmm
ReplyDeleteMontanna : I only know who he is cos my Mummsy loves him.
DeleteMy friend, a girl, dated him years ago. I could never understand why.
DeleteDingle: no one cares about true stories! Check out the Jack White feed!
DeleteLori from the 70's show
ReplyDelete"Before I even get into the details, I want all of you to know this will be revealed. It deserves to be.It needs to be". HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA!!
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S
RICH.
What--did you decide to grow a conscience today?
Or maybe you're Enty #78. The Cinderella Enty. Your evil step-enties won't reveal the rapists and child molesters, but you escaped to 'reveal' this horrible crime, because "it's sad".
You are such a good person, Cinderella Enty. So noble, so socially and morally responsible.
LET ME GO GET YOUR FUCKING HALO.
Anna Nah: it's like the proverbial dude saying "I'm gunna cum! I'm gunna cum! Thn nothing but shame, disappointment and cheezel crumbs in the bed the next morning w the smell of regret. I won't hold my breath.
Delete@VIP - I like that guess, but was she really a B? Maybe enty is fudging the ratings a little here...
ReplyDeleteTara Reid and Carson Daly?
ReplyDeleteThat's what I thought at first, but they're not together anymore
DeleteI thought it said on again off again bf in the BI
DeleteGood catch, VIP! Everything in the clue fits for it to be those two. Heaven knows, they look like they fit the part.
ReplyDeleteLisa Robin Kelly (Lori) doesn't really fit. She's married, or is currently getting divorced, and has barely worked since 05. She doesn't even have regular-person good looks anymore either.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, VIP..!!! After seeing those pics, I'm on board with that guess.
ReplyDeleteAnd I could see her being listed as "B" just based on her time on Dawson's Creek.
She had a pretty big story for awhile
Okay. Don't freak out everyone, but the situation is dire. It's day 3 w no sleep and I've depleted my alcomohol reserves, run out if durries (cigarettes for the non-bogan contingent) and I may resort to smoking dumpers (google it non-Aussies, It's bound to turn up). Oh wait. There's the cask cooking wine. Hoorah!
ReplyDeleteRach: There are still a couple of decent people on this site.
ReplyDeleteI'M SO GLAD WE AREN'T ONE OF THEM.
Ann Nah: I resemble that comment! Decent we is!
DeleteRach Around, do we need to worry about you, my dear???
ReplyDeleteBrown sugar, just like a young girl should? Nah I'm all good thanks Sugs! I'm so glad you're not aspartame
DeleteTotally co-sign the Eddie & Monica guess. I knew this would be on ENTY today somehow! BTW, Eddie is on my 2013 Celebrity Death Pool List...so let's get to it w/ the OD Eddie (check out his arms in the pix...) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2383638/Disheveled-Dawsons-Creek-star-Monica-Keena-looks-older-34-years-emotional-lunch-ex-Edward-Furlong--months-alleged-assault.html
ReplyDeleteBTW...My CDPL is winning, as I had Bonnie Franklin & Hugo Chavez!
I
ReplyDeleteAM
A
VERY
BAD
INFLUENCE.
I bring out the best in Rach.
You should give it a try.
Feels sooooooooooo good.
Anna Nah. I like this. When I went to Christian school, I was the bad influence. I need someone else apart from the decay of society to blame, and like an angel you appear. Big hug (ill put my Jammie's on first if its a bit weird. Xx
DeleteAspartame is an artificial, non-saccharide sweetener used as a sugar substitute in some foods and beverages.
ReplyDeleteMaking me look up words and shit. . . .
Sugar, I manage by vomiting on the keyboard and letting the chunks of carrot (I never ate that hamster!) hit random keys. I've got a 2 book deal w random house that way. Don't kno k my method unless you have a Pulitzer.
DeleteOh no! Look at his arms in the first photo. :(
ReplyDeleteBlizzard? This Enty can't be in LA if blizzards are on his mind in August (or ever).
ReplyDeleteBlizzard caralw? Did someone sneeze on the coke pile? Bless you!
DeleteIf it's Monica Keena (sounds right)- could the very bad decision have been plastic surgery?
ReplyDeletehttp://bumpshack.com/2009/08/04/monica-keena-plastic-surgery-nightmare-photos/
If she aint quite street walking yet, and they don't like to give an agency their cut, I wonder what website they advertise her on?
ReplyDeleteAlso, if it is Furlong waiting outside the door, you can pretty much do what you want with the chick, huh? 5'7 of pudgy drugged out loser aint really gonna make a rough trick take "No" for an answer.
Furlong but not long enough is a dude missing the Y chromosome who has become a ham chunk.
DeleteDammit VIP!
ReplyDeleteHa, he looks like he's doing a dine and dash.
I didn't follow Dawson's Creek, what was her bad decision a decade ago? Was it role related or is that to imply it's when they began dating/she got into drugs?
I would like the Keena-Furlong guess a lot except for the fact she works and I think she has only had one role since Dawsons Creek. But I got nothing else for this
ReplyDeleteSadly, there's nothing uncommon in the details of their lifestyle for two aging co-dependent junkies. Revealing this one would be more like kicking two people when they're down.
ReplyDeleteRach, this place has been about as much fun as trying to figure out how to lick my elbow.
ReplyDeleteBRING ON THE DANCING HORSES.
Here's a nice YOUR TURN:
What do you think about when you think about love??????
When I think about love
Don't think about bright moons
Twinkling stars
Red wine
Silent whispers
Holding hands
Secret love letters
I'm thinking about pure sex, deep sex, hard sex, rough sex.
Ann Nah, I'm pleasantly surprised. It's always the quiet ones. To me, love is never having to say you're sorry when you're peeling back the foreskin and decide to share a story about the time you were at band camp.
DeleteGod...Keena did Celebrity Ghost stories only last year...it's probably on YouTube...she looks there to be a size 14 or so...she looks completely different now...bet she started thinking she could lose weight...
ReplyDeleteRach! You win!
ReplyDeleteIt seems others are having a hard time getting started, so let's provide a little more motivation.
This little NIN ditty does is what my husband thinks about:
You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides, help me I’ve got no soul to sell
Help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
Anna Nah! Could it be? NIN? Hey, quote QOTSA OR THE Dwarves and we are def BFF for life!
DeleteRach:
ReplyDeleteMy husband has a Dwarves t-shirt that, at first glance, looks like an awesome band tee. Upon closer inspection however, it has a GIANT COCK THAT COVERS THE WHOLE FRONT.
Oh, how I wish I could post pics on this godforsaken site.
See?!? I told you we were CLOSE(R)!
Anna Nah;
DeleteThe skull and cross boners! I've got many dwarves tshirts: my favs? Blood guts n pussy and "teach your children to worship satan"
I'd do Blag. My husband knows I'm a skin popping slut - I can't never get enough! Oh, it feels like we're sisters now!
Rach: Actually it's 2--the Skull and Crossbones shirt.
ReplyDeleteThe Jack White feed hasn't been defiled yet???
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna be one of those days?
Where is the rest of the troll army?!?
HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
THIS
ReplyDeleteWILL
BE
REVEALED.
ENTY IS GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD.
HE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.
ENTY WILL NOT ALLOW SAD STORIES, RAPRES, OR CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN TO GO UNREPORTED OR UNREVEALED.
(EXCEPT FOR ALL THOSE OTHER ONES).
BUT HEY!
All that matters is today.
THIS BLIND ITEM.
THIS REVEAL.
THIS HEROISM.
I WISH I COULD WASH ENTY'S FEED WITH THE BLOOD OF A LAMB.
FEET
ReplyDeleteFEET
FEET
FEET
FEET
FEET.
Soggy biscuits (LOOK IT UP) have me out of my mind with ecstasy.
Monica Keena and Edward, she is looking rough, she also has a restriction order on him and they are some pictures of her picking him up this week.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry, you are completely wrong. However, you are way too cute for me to be mean to. Carry on, Miss Lucy.
ReplyDeletexoxo
Here's another guess:
ReplyDeleteYasma Bleath (sp)
Anna, omg! I hate cunts who say omg. I mentioned soggy biscuits in an unrelated post! Skull and cross boners? This is so freaky Friday except we are both Lundsay AND Jamie Lee (mini peen included) all at the same time.
ReplyDeleteRach: My husband is a dirty motherfucker. He likes me slutty. The sluttier the better.
ReplyDeleteRach: We are family now. Bring on the incest.
ReplyDeleteAnna Nah: in my family, it's known as bonding! Cue banjoes.
DeleteNow...
ReplyDeleteYOU JUST TAKE THEM PANTS RIGHT OFF.
@Ivana:
ReplyDeleteThat's nice!
Now, tell us about your Dwarves t-shirt...
Or the last time you had a soggy biscuit...
Or how dirty your husband likes it...
I loved Keena on Undeclared!
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry, Catherine. Rach and I destroyed this thread about 40 comments ago. Nice sentiment, but I doubt anyone is going to stick with it all the way up to your comment. I totally commend you for your determination, ya' just gotta get in line earlier next time. Hugs.
ReplyDeleteMonica Keena was in Freddy vs Jason, maybe that hurt her somewhat.
ReplyDeleteShe has some serious meth mouth going on in this pics. His DOC looks to be heroin.
They look like hot messes. Just look at her dirty feet and meth-face. How sad. She was so beautiful.
ReplyDeleteEdward Furlong has some nasty track marks.
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ReplyDeletei've never in my life heard of monica keena. i'm not usually that out of the loop so i can't believe i've never heard of someone who was once 'solid B' on her way to A.
ReplyDeletei kept wanting to make tara reid fit but it doesn't with the boyfriend thing. i dont think monica keena was on her way to A list. she had a small part on dawsons creek wasn't that about it?
ReplyDeleteEnty delete the nonsense ppl please. i miss the regulars
Wow, Keena has acted that much? I didn't realize. Edward Furlong has been in the toilet forever and he has an evil streak a mile wide.
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