Friday, August 30, 2013

Fergie Gives Birth And Bestows Awful Name On Her Son

I guess Fergie must have lost a bet or thinks she is way more cool than she actually is. Fergie gave birth yesterday and named her new son Axl Jack. Yep, she spelled it the way the bloated, violent, lead singer of Guns N Roses spells it rather than the way the Eddie Murphy character spelled it in Beverly Hills Cop.

Axl Jack sounds like a bottle of booze.
It could also be a male porn star name.
It could be the name of a dive bar or a really bad restaurant.
It could be the name of a Billy Joel song.
It could be the name of a villain on a soap opera.
It could be a car part.

I don't understand why they just didn't name the kid Jack. Jack Duhamel is a fine name. Axl Jack Duhamel sounds like the name of the kid you know always has some pot on him when you are in school and need to get wasted.

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