Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Farrah Abraham Posed With A Corpse

I am never going to be the guy who is going to want to pose with snakes. They are never going to be wrapped around my body or my neck while I pretend I love it and everyone takes photos. They are not going to live in my house. I get the same feeling thinking about posing for photos with a corpse. I'm not the guy who is going to an open casket funeral and then tweeting photos of it. I am definitely not going to a funeral home and watching everything that goes on. I had enough problems watching Six Feet Under or the funeral home scenes in Final Destination. Apparently though, when there is money involved, Farrah Abraham will do anything and she graces the cover of Girls And Corpses magazine while holding a cadaver.Thankfully she did not also try and film her next porn with the body. She probably would have if the check was big enough.

Oh, and just so you know that this is not the first time this has happened, Courtney Stodden did the same thing (above).


28 comments:

  1. Is Girls and Corpses a thing? Really?
    There really is something for everyone out there.

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  2. This looks like a picture of Stodden cropped in front of a picture of a "corpse". She would have to be laying on top of it, which she clearly isn't doing.

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  3. Anonymous7:13 AM

    An actual corpse? Unlikely. Could you handle a rubber snake? Probably.

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  4. What the hell? That picture is so disturbing

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  5. Sick ass behavior. Just abrams speed.

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  7. What the hell? That picture is so disturbing

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  8. Why does Doug Hutchison want to poae with back door Farrah

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  9. This Girls and corpses thing has been around for a while. Most times the "corpse" is just a creepy doll because using real corpses for this is totally illegal. It is some kind of porn (yes, there is porn related to this, and is disgusting) that I realized searching the internet.

    In a related note, "backdoor sex corpses" is a perfect name for a metal band.

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  10. I Googled it. It's just a bunch of classy women posing with fake corpses.

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  11. If it exists, there is porn....and, EW.

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  12. Anonymous7:40 AM

    Majik: my friend owns a sex shop. There's zombie porn.

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  13. And by corpse, you mean Courtney posed with her husband?

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  14. This makes me want to vom up the banani just ate. Sexual fetishes are weird, man.

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  15. Ha keep it classy Farrah-your poor little girl.

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  16. Oh man, there's a fetish for everything isn't there? Ugh.

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  17. When my Mom died, I was the one appointed to identify her corpse at the hospital morgue before it was released to the funeral parlor. It was very surreal. Like I was positive she was my mom but she didn't look like my Mom. The worst feeling ever was seeing her as a corpse in one those freezers.

    I grew up in a culture where we have huge respect for the dead. We hold several days of wake for the dead and have that one special day every year to honor the dead. So I do find it offensive when I read things like this.

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  18. Wtf is wrong with someone that THIS is their turn-on?? Dead people and "hot" chicks, really?
    Really???

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  19. Anonymous10:43 AM

    thats a real live magazine?!!!

    wtffff

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  20. @Kitty KatMEow...now THAT was funny!

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  21. I think that Hugh Hefner is looking great in these new pics.

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  22. We have a 'viewing' which is for people to say their goodbyes the evening before the funeral. Usually for those who can't get off work and come to the funeral during the day.

    Anyway, some people take pictures of their loved ones in the casket, they take pictures of the casket, and the flowers. I never got that.

    I don't get this weird shit either.

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  23. @Jenn - I heard stories about people taking photos at funerals and thought they were crazy when I realized they didn't mean live family members, but the body.

    My maternal grandparents and my mom died within two years of one another. I became one of those people. I worked at the flower shop that supplied nearly all the flowers, and wanted to remember their beauty. I took a photo of Grandpa because it was the only time I saw him in a suit. Grandpa chewed Copenhagen and ate Limburger. He didn't wear suits.

    Mom died ten years ago July 28th. It was sudden and happened 3 weeks before my senior year at college. My parents were divorced but Dad took control. I asked him to take photos of the flowers, the displays and her. I've never looked at them and may never do so. I just needed them to exist.

    I wish I had a photo of Grandma. She was so ill and emaciated that the embalming process literally turned back the clock ten years. I cried because she looked *so good.*

    So this extremely boring post is to say that sometimes there are valid reasons for taking photos. It's still weird, though. There's no way around it.

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  24. Those are all FAKE, for sure. I work in a morgue and while you can take photos if they're family members, you can't just set up a photo shoot with a random corpse, or even a donated one. You can see without even any knowledge of dead bodies that the one pictures isn't a legitimate corpse.

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  25. this is the most effed up sh** out there. they actually have real corpses in the mags plus naked women. go to duckduckgo and read up on the editor what a sick puppy

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  26. Samantha, I get that it's a way to hold onto a final image of a special loved one.

    My hubby's(extended) fam takes them at EVERY single funeral no matter what relation they are to the deceased. In their old albums they have these old 'death' pictures where they used to dress the dead up and take his or he pic like they're living. The dead have this colorized halo added after to differentiate them. Pre-Weekend at Bernies, even.

    I told my husband if he allowed them to take pictures of me when I was dead, I was gonna rise up and kick butt.

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