Lindsay Lohan auditioned for a role on Days Of Our Lives and didn't get it, but somehow Farrah Abraham makes a tape and sends it in and she gets cast. Oh, wait, she is going to play a hooker. Talk about reality television. Days has really been doing everything they can to get publicity. The cast was on Top Chef Masters a few weeks ago and now this. Apparently Farrah thought she was good enough to get a lead role, but, no matter how many times they watched her sex tape, they just didn't see lead role material in her so she is going to be a hooker named Destiny. Hopefully this will keep her away from Dancing With The Stars.
Ugh. Now I'm gonna have to hear my mother complain about this for weeks.
ReplyDeleteI'll be surprised if says two sentences. This will get DOOL press.
ReplyDeleteWhat in the Salem hell?
ReplyDeleteBackdoor Teen Whore is going to be appearing at the eXXXotica Expo in Edison NJ in October. Likely NSFW It would be fun if she took the stage with the porn stars for the Q&A session. I could picture a catfight between Lisa Ann and BDTM for control of the mic.
ReplyDeleteI would think she'd book a feature dance gig in the NJ/NY area also that weekend and maximize the $$.
This is even more embarrassingly stupid than when Marlena was possessed.
ReplyDeleteOnly John Black could save her.
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ReplyDeleteDOOL almost got cancelled last year. She wont help them in the least they should hire someone like Lindsay but she probably cant do the job.
ReplyDelete@SeriouslyAwkward ... I remember that storyline! So cheesy.
ReplyDeleteI am no longer going to call my sister and ask her to tape this soap opera anymore. I will record The Young & The Restless over Bo and Hope's wedding too.
ReplyDeleteHey Renoblonde - I think you watch a lot of the same bad reality shit I watch, yes? Are you stoked about Farrah possibly being on DWTS??? I think it'll be a beautiful trainwreck and I hope it happens!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is just so disgraceful, that someone like this is rewarded.
ReplyDeleteHey @Sugar. Yeah I do. It would be glorious! Did you hear Leah Remini is signed on board for it?
ReplyDeleteYea, I heard that too. I hope she does it! Elizabeth Berkeley should be entertaining too. Nomi Malone in the hizzy!!! AND SNOOKIE!!!!!
DeleteI used to be addicted to DOOL. Now I'm glad I don't watch anymore. It was way too time consuming. I'll always have affection for the big couples though. Bo and Hope, Kayla and Steve, Marlena and John. Sigh. Good times.
ReplyDeleteI'm from the Doug and Julie days! I hated the possession storyline. When they fake killed everyone in Salem I gave up. I watch Y&R and B&B during lunch but I don't record anymore.
DeleteThis porn star may get DOOL canceled once and for all.
Bitch takes some shit up her shitter. Sounds like a. Good hire to me.
ReplyDeleteyou should barely act on her "reality" show Teen Mom
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Berkley's doing DWTS?!?! Showgirls is one of my favorite movies, ahhhh!!! So excited!
ReplyDeleteElizabeth Berkley's doing DWTS?!?! Showgirls is one of my favorite movies, ahhhh!!! So excited!
ReplyDeleteStigs84 - Allegedly. The list hasn't been confirmed yet but those are the rumors floatin' round.
ReplyDeleteI stopped watching around the time everyone was getting murdered, but for reals they were alive in "Melaswen". It's "New Salem" spelled backwards. So, so bad.
ReplyDeleteLoved the summer Marlena was kidnapped and kept in a cage in Stefano's basement in Paris, or something. I vaguely remember John figuring out where she was because of some weird ass virtual reality goggles that allowed him to "see" into the basement where she was being kept, but my childhood brain might be making that up.
I KNOW this is one of the seven signs!
ReplyDeleteOh man I remember when marlena was the Salem stalker too. That whole storyline was ridiculous but my 17 year old ass was glued to the tv.
ReplyDeleteNow I only have time for half an hour of b&b on lunch.
Farrah will keep me far far away from DOOL.
Omg, I remember watching possessed Marlena when I was a kid! Wasn't John a priest back then? How the fuck does she keep her license to practice therapy? God, that show is out there.
ReplyDeleteHer name is Destiny? Is it Destiny Ramoray (Dr. Drake's evil sister)? Maybe they can push her down a back elevator shaft. >:-)
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