Yesterday Jennifer Aniston was promoting her latest bomb of a movie on Good Morning America. While on the show she said she is tired of talking about babies and does not want anyone to ever ask her another baby question ever. She will of course still collect all the tabloid covers that say she is pregnant and have them framed with all of her other tabloid covers and touch them lovingly as she descends down the stairs from her bedroom each morning. Her bedroom has tabloid wallpaper which is updated every quarter with her new covers as is her bedspread and the complimentary tabloid soaps she offers to guests. Don't forget the tabloid covers she passes out instead of Halloween candy or the trading cards she had made up which feature every cover she has been on. Particularly collectible are her first pregnancy tabloid appearance and the time she was f**king Elvis after her divorce from Brad Pitt.
If there were not pregnancy stories, then half of her tabloid covers would be gone and she would be very sad.
