Yesterday Jennifer Aniston was promoting her latest bomb of a movie on Good Morning America. While on the show she said she is tired of talking about babies and does not want anyone to ever ask her another baby question ever. She will of course still collect all the tabloid covers that say she is pregnant and have them framed with all of her other tabloid covers and touch them lovingly as she descends down the stairs from her bedroom each morning. Her bedroom has tabloid wallpaper which is updated every quarter with her new covers as is her bedspread and the complimentary tabloid soaps she offers to guests. Don't forget the tabloid covers she passes out instead of Halloween candy or the trading cards she had made up which feature every cover she has been on. Particularly collectible are her first pregnancy tabloid appearance and the time she was f**king Elvis after her divorce from Brad Pitt.
If there were not pregnancy stories, then half of her tabloid covers would be gone and she would be very sad.
Um, yesterday's joke about drunk Reese being as old a punchline as a Jennifer Aniston pregnancy headline wasn't a request!
ReplyDeleteI think this Enty has more of Jennifer's framed covers than Jennifer has, and half the progesterone.
Why the pit of hate for Jenn? I dont see her like that at all. She cant help it if they keep throwing money at her to make movies that bomb-woould you refuse? As for nonstop baby talk, i too wld be sick of it, especially since she usnt even involved in it, all someone elses bullshit. Stop already hating on a pretty benign person.
ReplyDelete#snarkyenty
ReplyDelete^no doubt!
DeleteI personally think it's the media who beats this dead horse.
ReplyDeleteI don't think she gives a fuck about Brad, Angelina, OR babies.
I agree Ruby. And this Enty too apparently. Jeebus this was a new low. Can we have old Enty back?
Delete@AuntLiddy, I agree that she's pretty benign. Except for her love life and reproductive life, she's so benign that there's not much else to write about her.
ReplyDeleteEnty is only half right - not just half the tabloid covers would be gone if that story was abandoned. All of them would.
When was the last time you saw a magazine cover featuring Lisa Kudrow?
I'd be sick of answering baby questions at the age of 45 myself.
ReplyDeleteWhen a woman is as elderly as Jen is at the great age of 44, she is flattered whenever it is suggested that she might still be able to get pregnant.
ReplyDeleteI think she still has a good 6 years of pregnancy stories left.
Enjoy them, Jen.
Thank you Enty!!!! As a 39 year old woman who would have cut off my writing arm (and Im a writer) to have been married and had kids, I am soooooo sick of this damned crybaby! So Brad left her. SO WHAT???!!!!! He was more than patient with her, and she kept putting off having kids because of her dumb career. I dont blame him one bit for dumping her. She knew he wanted to be a father when she married him. I have never been so lucky as to have a man that wants kids want to marry me. I truly despise Whinifer Anuston. She doesnt know how lucky she had it, and to be constantly playing the "barren dumped ex-wife" is so insulting to me. If she didnt want to have kids she should just admit it instead of manipulating the press into thinking she wants children so badly--no she dont, otherwise shed have had them with Brad. I have no problem with women who dont want kids--I actuall envy them,because its a terrible feeling to want a family so desperately and know that no man is going to give it to you because youre not thin and youre not pretty and youre not rich. Anuston is manipulating the media again here by getting them to feel so bad for her--"aw, shes not gonna fill us in on the contents of her uterus anymore, she must really be depressed over being childless now." I will be glad when her stupid "career" is over and I dont get my mornings spoiled by her whining anymore. I swear, I would rather hear about the Kardashians (and Khloe does get my sympathy) and Parasite Hilton than Anuston.
ReplyDelete@ScratchyKitty, I want to give you hugs. No snark. Xx
DeleteYou have issues. Get help.
Delete"Anuston"? Oh dear, I recognize this ranter from another site.
ReplyDeleteDo I dislike Jennifer Aniston? Yes. Do I think she purposely wore that dress that made her look pregnant to her movie premiere? Yes. Do I think new Enty is a raging, jealous bitch who hates women, particularly successful ones? A hundred times, yes.
ReplyDeleteBitch please, if you dont want pregnancy rumors, dont wear a tight dress and cup your bloated stomach..
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ReplyDeleteShe is lousy in movies. She should try to get another sitcom.
ReplyDeleteI wish she'd coming out swinging and say, "I'm a successful actress with a decades long career and all you shitheads talk about is my uterus and my boyfriends and how sad I am for not having babies. Are you f-ing kidding me?! Is this the 1950s?" THAT would make me like her. But probably still not enough to see her movies.
ReplyDelete@Nope, well said as to what she should say.
ReplyDeleteThe We're The Millers trailer alone was excruciating to sit through. Can't imagine trying to make it through the whole film.
I'm so with chopchop! You think she didn't know that dress would make her look pouchy? Please. Woman fans the flames.
ReplyDeleteShe is brillant at PR. She has a media savvy that Angelina would probably kill for. Its more then just an uber aggressive Publicist. She knows just how much to fan the flames without ever leaving her fingerprint on a story. If you point out her machininations you sound like cocoa puff.
ReplyDeleteThis Enty has been pissing me off for weeks, so nasty, I don't like it. :(
ReplyDeleteYou've been to her house, Enty? That's awesome!
ReplyDeleteThe old enty was never anti-Aniston, this one seems directly imported from Celebitchy, aka, loonie central. Its super annoying that people are still stuck on this stupid train of lame gossip.
ReplyDeletePersonally I've always thought Jenn was too self-involved to have kids or even enjoy being married. In interviews she's come across as a victim due to her parents divorce and maybe she never could get past that? I do think she loves the publicity and Enty is right if it wasn't for these stupid rumors what is there to talk about with her?
ReplyDeleteI thought she was good in The Good Girl and Office Space. Got no issues with her working the publicity train. It keeps her employed and rich. Jealous much?
ReplyDeleteShe should have said this 15 years ago and saved everybody from having to hear constant stories about her being pregnant. I don't believe she ever wanted kids.
ReplyDeleteMy gawd the hate!! Me-ow
ReplyDeletecaralw, she was really good in Friends with Money too. She can act, I hope she does a bit more of it as she gets older
ReplyDeleteNot everybody who can't stand Jennifer Aniston is jealous of her. From where I'm sitting, there's not much to be jealous about aside from the $$$.
ReplyDeleteI'm always and forever on Team Aniston. Alot of posters here snark on Jen, but she's not the first actress to make a great deal of money on so - so movies. I think the overall quality of movies coming out of HW today is much lower than in years past, and you can't lay the blame for that on Jennifer Aniston. If you think about it, Brad is the one who consistently makes comments about his marriage to Jen whenever he does PR for his newest movie. I don't recall Jen bringing up the topic of her marriage to Brad unless it's in response to the incredibly thoughtless comments Brad has made since Angelina came into the picture. Why doesn't Brad get any snark for the things he said and continues to say about Jen?
ReplyDeleteohhhhhhhh my headache! F*CK EM ALL! Can't stand this bermuda love triangle explosion of BSh*t!
ReplyDeleteI don't give a rat's ass about Jen's hair, uterus or career. Yes, she does purposely wear clothing that will guarantee those tabloid covers. She sits around drinking and smoking blunts with Chelsea Handler and laughs her taut ass off about those tabloid covers. What really causes me to dislike Jennifer Anniston is her friendship with Chelsea Handler, because you know you cannot be friends with a cunt like Chelsea Handler and be all goody goody, too.
ReplyDeleteSaw 'We're the Millers' and it wasn't bad. My husband, who rarely likes rom-coms, was laughing most of the way through it. The spider bite part was the funniest and they had a blooper-reel at the end. The movie was really funny. Good casting.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm on the 'I don't care if Aniston wants children or not' train. Compared to some of the other trainwrecks out there, I think she's doing pretty well for herself.