As I revealed a few weeks ago, Carmen Electra thought she was signing up to be Simon Cowell's only girlfriend. I don't know why she ever thought that was going to happen and to prove it, E! says that she walked in on Simon and Lauren actually in the middle of sex. I am pretty sure Simon let himself be caught because he probably wanted Carmen to join them. Instead, Carmen walked out of Simon's life after just a few months of dating. I believe I also said in the reveal that Carmen left him because she did not want to do threesomes as much as Simon did. It was nice of
E! to fill in all the details though.
Did Carmen not Google the guy and see that he only dates multiple women? Was she expecting this to be monogamous? There is no way, even in the short time they dated that she was the only one he was having sex with and the time she walked in on him could not have been the first time he blew her off for someone else.
Carmen has such odd taste in men, but I did like her with Dave Navarro.
ReplyDeleteDid enty just recap a revealand try to pass it off as a post?
ReplyDeleteGahhhh!! I don't want my first visual of the day to be Simon Cowell sexing it up!! Erase, please!!!
ReplyDeleteHe's so obviously terrible in bed. Come on...
ReplyDeleteLike the neckbeards who just lay there and expect you do all the work. All Vanilla that leaves a terrible aftertaste!
DeleteI imagine that celebrities get used to news outlets publishing lies and half-truths about them and so don't trust Google to reveal a new significant other's true character.
ReplyDeleteYuck.
ReplyDeleteCarmen is getting old and pretty soon no man will be interested in partaking her talents. She needs her sugardaddy NOW!!
ReplyDeleteYeah I imagine his kisses are gross and slobbery with too much tongue and saliva. I find that alpha males are usually the worst kissers,..never mind the rest!!!
ReplyDeleteYuck! I also imagine that he has really bad breath & is a heavy mouth breather. Ok now I'm grossing myself out! Lol
DeleteYes! And a few awkward pumps and done.
DeleteI picture him just laying there the women doing all the workin beginning to end while he messages his man boobs and smokes a cigarette. Then starts to critque their performance. You know the problem with the way you ride me make your bottom jiggle a bit to much. It's gonna be a no for me but thank you for coming out.
DeleteLol...right on, Carmen! That scenario fits him to a T. ;)
DeleteCarmen nailed it, but i gotta sat: simon doesnt pretend to be anything other than what he is.
DeleteShoulda stuck with Dave
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, but after Dave Navarro and Dennis Rodman I seriously doubt that Carmen would be scandalized or clutching her pearls over that. Don't forget that she dated PRINCE, she'd be lucky to catch him with a woman.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Simon is a heavy smoker, so his breath would be crazy bad. Eww.
ReplyDeleteIck. Gross. Nast.
ReplyDeleteDave Navarro cheated on her non-stop and is a scuzz bucket. Like Sanybrook said, she's on sugar daddy patrol and it's a code blue.
ReplyDeleteSorry *Sandybrook.
DeleteShe also fucked Prince for years, who you KNOW was into some major kinky shit.
ReplyDeleteCarmen, find yourself a foreign billionaire and settle down. Isn't that the plan for most of these expiring "actresses"?
LOL I see Simon texting and smoking a cigarette, LOL
ReplyDeleteexciting and hot NOT
I dunno, he's a confident, intelligent guy that likes to keep his life uncomplicated by paying. Maybe it's like Mr. Big said - he just likes beautiful women. For sale for short periods of time.
ReplyDeleteSimon must have a big dick.
ReplyDeleteCowell is a pig, and the women who bed him deserve the slug trail he leaves. Not for ANY amount of money, just ugh.
ReplyDeleteSo, will Lauren have to share Simon with other women now or does she imagine she will be the only one?
ReplyDeleteHasn't Cowell been photographed with other women on a yacht or something already?
ReplyDeleteI don't care if he's Snoop and Jay-Z combined I'd want nothing to do with him. He just looks like he smells.