Blind Items Revealed
May 22, 2013
According to the girlfriend of this former A+ list mostly movie actor and now just a solid B list Academy Award winner/nominee, the actor was the first person in the world to see these. Even before a certain someone you would be expected to see them first. Photo though, not in person
Billy Bob Thornton/Angelina Jolie's new breasts.
That was an easy one
ReplyDeleteI think everyone guessed this one.
ReplyDeleteI wonder just how much Brad and Angie are in the same place at the same anyway....
ReplyDeletedang, angelina.
ReplyDeletebrad just isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, bless his heart.
The Chanel commercials ruined Brad Pitt for me and this reveal just upped BBT cool factor for me.
ReplyDeleteSo Enty knew all about this but Angie was able to keep her several surgies secret for months? Honestly this 'blind' sounds like a source compensating for failing at delivering the real story with a juicy lie.
ReplyDeleteProbably some hanger on in BBT's camp that supplements their income selling crap to us gullible gossip addicts.
I used to like BBT, I have a soft spot for ancient intelligent alcoholics, until I saw / heard the interview he did with Jian Ghomeshi, what a big baby! That said, had I new boobs, I would still show them to him instead of Aging Himbo
ReplyDelete@TalksTooMuch....I heard that interview. I felt so bad for Jian--he tried so hard! I would have told BBT to gtfo my studio LONG before Jian gave up!
ReplyDelete@Majik: I had to watch the video to see if it was as awkward as it seemed, it was actually worse, lol. Lots of fast blinking from Jian and stony stares from BBT. He actually cancelled that tour a couple of das later, too funny
ReplyDeleteHe was supposed to play Roy Thompson Hall with his band, that's why he stopped in at the CBC--but I think BBT heard that everyone was planning on throwing food at him because he called Canadians "mashed potatoes without the gravy". Petulant and entitled!!
ReplyDeleteFirst person to see my chesticles would've been whoever was in the hospital car park when I pushed my new breasty dumplings up against the hospital window while screaming "hey world! Check out my new saddle bags!".
ReplyDeleteYou may not have a good understanding of where saddle bags sit on a horse
DeleteToo much: yes, I am.hence the joke. It's a defamatory term for tits over here.
DeleteHow about norgs, devil's dumplings, flesh marshmallows, boobs, tits, or as my husband calls mine "the twins"?
DeleteI'm a perky, childless B cup who hasn't hit 30. In good shape.
DeleteI don't think Billy Bob Thornton was ever A+. Did anyone ever greenlight a movie just because BBT was in it?
ReplyDeleteBad(der) Santa, Bad News Bears, Sling Blade
ReplyDeleteAnd he won an Oscar. That puts him at an A+ at some point.
ReplyDeleteI call BS!
ReplyDeleteSaint Angelina??? More like whore Angelina...But it's ok cuz she puts on a head wrap and collects little kids from foreign countries so her whoredom is ok...Someone should check her head for lumps
ReplyDelete@Pookie Or Brad just doesnt care. Brad ain't dum if brad is messing around with Billy Enty keeps claim then Brad knows something is up.
ReplyDeleteI honestly think they have open relationship
Is that why they don't get married, too much screwing around on both sides?
ReplyDeleteBrad and Angelina are incredibly talented, and their kids will be awesome as well too. However, you can tell that they both made C's in school.
ReplyDeleteSylvia for the win!
ReplyDelete@Rach: I can't believe your tits are perky. Pics or it didn't happen.
ReplyDeleteBilly Bob is an intolerable douche. Shows you how fuckin nuts Angie is. God she must be a thrill in bed.
Called this! Amid mucho controversy! It's a gemini thing I get u ang! We never can forget those we've had intense physical chemistry with its like a drug.. Even if the rest is not good..
ReplyDeleteSorry - in no book is BBT an A+ list actor. He can;t headline a movie. And even though he has an Oscar, It's for writing, not acting. B+ maybe. Enty needs to rethink his ratings.
ReplyDelete@Rach @TalksTooMuch my job is all about boobs so i am constantly throwing out the nick names:
ReplyDeletetits titties boobs boobies headlights puppies twins marshmallows pillows dirty pillows gazongas melons apples fruit loops cupcakes hooters hoots honkers tatas chichis stingers tooters and sometimes names or duos...i have names for my ladies...oh yeah the ladies
In the space of a few years BBT went from sitcom 3rd banana to being actor and/or writer in Sling Blade, A Simple Plan, All the Pretty Horses, Armageddon, Primary Colors, Monsters Ball,Pushing Tin, Bandits, The Man Who Wasn't There, Love Actually, Bad Santa, and Friday Night Lights. Plus he was in music videos and had a band. And the Angelina stuff. He was certainly A+ for awhile.
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