Friday, August 16, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

May 22, 2013

According to the girlfriend of this former A+ list mostly movie actor and now just a solid B list Academy Award winner/nominee, the actor was the first person in the world to see these. Even before a certain someone you would be expected to see them first. Photo though, not in person

Billy Bob Thornton/Angelina Jolie's new breasts.

29 comments:

  1. That was an easy one

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  2. I think everyone guessed this one.

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  3. I wonder just how much Brad and Angie are in the same place at the same anyway....

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  4. dang, angelina.

    brad just isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, bless his heart.

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  5. Anonymous10:41 AM

    The Chanel commercials ruined Brad Pitt for me and this reveal just upped BBT cool factor for me.

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  6. So Enty knew all about this but Angie was able to keep her several surgies secret for months? Honestly this 'blind' sounds like a source compensating for failing at delivering the real story with a juicy lie.
    Probably some hanger on in BBT's camp that supplements their income selling crap to us gullible gossip addicts.

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  7. I used to like BBT, I have a soft spot for ancient intelligent alcoholics, until I saw / heard the interview he did with Jian Ghomeshi, what a big baby! That said, had I new boobs, I would still show them to him instead of Aging Himbo

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  8. @TalksTooMuch....I heard that interview. I felt so bad for Jian--he tried so hard! I would have told BBT to gtfo my studio LONG before Jian gave up!

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  9. @Majik: I had to watch the video to see if it was as awkward as it seemed, it was actually worse, lol. Lots of fast blinking from Jian and stony stares from BBT. He actually cancelled that tour a couple of das later, too funny

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  10. He was supposed to play Roy Thompson Hall with his band, that's why he stopped in at the CBC--but I think BBT heard that everyone was planning on throwing food at him because he called Canadians "mashed potatoes without the gravy". Petulant and entitled!!

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  11. Anonymous11:15 AM

    First person to see my chesticles would've been whoever was in the hospital car park when I pushed my new breasty dumplings up against the hospital window while screaming "hey world! Check out my new saddle bags!".

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    1. You may not have a good understanding of where saddle bags sit on a horse

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    2. Anonymous12:12 PM

      Too much: yes, I am.hence the joke. It's a defamatory term for tits over here.

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    3. Anonymous12:13 PM

      How about norgs, devil's dumplings, flesh marshmallows, boobs, tits, or as my husband calls mine "the twins"?

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    4. Anonymous12:14 PM

      I'm a perky, childless B cup who hasn't hit 30. In good shape.

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  12. I don't think Billy Bob Thornton was ever A+. Did anyone ever greenlight a movie just because BBT was in it?

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  13. Bad(der) Santa, Bad News Bears, Sling Blade

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  14. And he won an Oscar. That puts him at an A+ at some point.

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  15. Saint Angelina??? More like whore Angelina...But it's ok cuz she puts on a head wrap and collects little kids from foreign countries so her whoredom is ok...Someone should check her head for lumps

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  16. @Pookie Or Brad just doesnt care. Brad ain't dum if brad is messing around with Billy Enty keeps claim then Brad knows something is up.

    I honestly think they have open relationship

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  17. Is that why they don't get married, too much screwing around on both sides?

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  18. Brad and Angelina are incredibly talented, and their kids will be awesome as well too. However, you can tell that they both made C's in school.

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  19. Sylvia for the win!

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  20. @Rach: I can't believe your tits are perky. Pics or it didn't happen.

    Billy Bob is an intolerable douche. Shows you how fuckin nuts Angie is. God she must be a thrill in bed.

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  21. Called this! Amid mucho controversy! It's a gemini thing I get u ang! We never can forget those we've had intense physical chemistry with its like a drug.. Even if the rest is not good..

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  22. Sorry - in no book is BBT an A+ list actor. He can;t headline a movie. And even though he has an Oscar, It's for writing, not acting. B+ maybe. Enty needs to rethink his ratings.

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  23. @Rach @TalksTooMuch my job is all about boobs so i am constantly throwing out the nick names:

    tits titties boobs boobies headlights puppies twins marshmallows pillows dirty pillows gazongas melons apples fruit loops cupcakes hooters hoots honkers tatas chichis stingers tooters and sometimes names or duos...i have names for my ladies...oh yeah the ladies

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  24. In the space of a few years BBT went from sitcom 3rd banana to being actor and/or writer in Sling Blade, A Simple Plan, All the Pretty Horses, Armageddon, Primary Colors, Monsters Ball,Pushing Tin, Bandits, The Man Who Wasn't There, Love Actually, Bad Santa, and Friday Night Lights. Plus he was in music videos and had a band. And the Angelina stuff. He was certainly A+ for awhile.

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