February 25, 2013
This Academy Award nominee from this year with A list name recognition walked up to a woman at a party and asked her, "Do you want to f**k?" She replied, "What is my name?" He said, "How should I know your name? We are just meeting." She said, "We had sex last year." She then walked away. Not knowing when to quit, the nominee turned to a group of two or three people who had witnessed this encounter and said, "Well, I guess she was not very good then."
Bradley Cooper
HA! You get it, bro! If she was any good, I'm sure she would have got a second shot.
ReplyDeleteI can't help it, this is making me laugh so hard. If he is this much of a cocky super douche, I would probably love hanging with him.
ReplyDeleteAt least she walked away instead of letting herself get treated like sweater meat. We've seen enough of those stories on here in the past.
ReplyDeleteEh. Sounds like she had it once and didn't want to again. She could have jumped on that a second time if she wanted to.
ReplyDeleteTrue, but if she wanted to be treated as sweater meat, that is her prerogative.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't bcoop have a notoriously small peen? Probably why she didn't go back for seconds.
If a guy I knew or didn't know walked up to me and said that, I would walk away too. Don't care who it is.
ReplyDeleteThe girl probably didn't want to hear Bradley's mommy yelling for him to take out the trash while they were screwing again. Such a douche
ReplyDeleteThat's funny
DeleteLOL Leo.
ReplyDeleteHe's definitely compensating for something.
Doesn't "sweater meat" mean boobs?
ReplyDeleteMr. Cooper is gay.
ReplyDeleteBlogger Harry Knuckles said...
ReplyDeleteMr. Cooper is gay.
Nope.
Well this certainly is consistent w the Datalounge post from a guy who said BC walked up to him in a locker room and grabbed his crotch as a come-on (he didn't take him up on it). I think BC is bi.
ReplyDeleteHe must not have been that good, either. Otherwise, she would have said yes.
ReplyDeleteThe Coop, the Coop, the Coop is on fire!
ReplyDeleteSometimes it works.
Ladies, ladies, if you have to ask if they remember you, they don't. All I would be saying is "ding ding, round two!"
ReplyDeleteI'm not buying this. There have been so many conflicting rumors about BC, and all of them negative. First he was gay, then a violent wife beater, then had a small peen, then a mama's boy and now supposedly a douchebag. I've thought this for years, but it appears to me that someone has a big grudge against him and is planting wildly exaggerated stories about him to anyone who will listen.
ReplyDeleteOr... He really just is that much of a douche.
DeleteCan't stand him...
ReplyDeleteStupid slut to think he remembers you and then try to act all high and mighty like you aren't the slut that you are.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Basil. There's just no consistency.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Basil. There's just no consistency.
ReplyDeleteThe rumors are pretty consistent. Enty has never said he was gay. Other blogs have.
ReplyDeleteConnect the dots...he's heavily rumored to be gay and yet he obviously sleeps with women. Sounds like a bisexual man to me.
This is such an old line... Didn't Jack Nicholson use it in one of his movies?
ReplyDeleteWow, he's really working overtime to seem like a het hound. Isn't taking, actually. Too obvious.
ReplyDeleteHa! This is actually pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteThis guy sounds like so much fun ...yeh, a REAL winner with major mommy issues.
ReplyDeleteCooper is KING!
ReplyDeleteGuess he wasnt any good since she wasnt interested in tound 2!
ReplyDeleteNo one has ever thought Bradley Cooper was gay.
ReplyDeleteThe parts of him being a momma's boy, having issues with violence towards women, a small penis and being a douchebag all fit together, since they're all overcompensating/insecurity relating things.
I'm with the folks who aren't believing this one.
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