January 28, 2013
This B list mostly movie actor who is struggling to find his next big thing after his last big thing finally ran its course is not above pimping himself out for a little money or some gifts despite him not being poor at all. Our actor was perfectly willing to spend a night wining and dining this very rich woman for the new Aston Martin she bought him the next day. Apparently she has had some kind of fantasy about our actor for quite some time and he was happy to fulfill that fantasy. It was when she showed up unexpectedly at the SAG Awards and wanted to spend some time publicly with our actor that he balked. On the sly is one thing. Out in public and upfront is not something he wanted at all.
Kellan Lutz
JODIE FOSTER!
ReplyDeleteOh, wait...
Oh hey, Kellan
ReplyDeleteTotally forgot he was your ex. Any pics from your private collection to share?
DeleteB list is being generous.
ReplyDeleteAt least Enty is being equal opportunity about outing prostiactors! Isn't like all of the market for pros men, though? Just speaking for myself, I wouldn't hire old wonky eyes here to wash my car.
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ReplyDeleteB-list? :S
ReplyDeleteWhat a buthisface!
ReplyDeleteYou need better sources. Kellan picked up a new Lamborghini Murcielago roadster just a few months before this blind was written. He once POSED beside an Aston Martin Riptide back in 2010, but never drove or owned it.
ReplyDeletekristie alley is the other woman if I'm not mistaken.
ReplyDeleteHey, hey, hey! Let's watch it with the eye jokes around here. K?
ReplyDelete@Charlie; and I would totally hire you to wash my car
DeleteBwahaha, its just cause he has one eye on you, one eye on the table... Nothing against eyes in general, or eye I mean.
ReplyDeleteEven if you are E. L. James rich ($95 million last year) an Aston Martin for a piece of ass would be fucking expensive.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure this is how Marlon Brando used to roll, back in the day...
ReplyDeleteI don't blame him. Crazy chick.
ReplyDeleteThe idea of Kellan at the SAG awards is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteSo it's Kellan Slutz?
ReplyDeleteLucas said: "an Aston Martin for a piece of ass would be fucking expensive."
ReplyDeleteIn Lohanspeak, we call that "Ast to Ass."