March 17, 2009
It's amazing to me what people will do when they are whacked out on drugs. In our latest contribution to the idiot drug users hall of fame we have a C list actress on a middling ensemble drama. I say middling because it does so-so in the ratings, but nothing that people are dying to see. Anyway, our actress got into a fender bender. She wasn't hurt, but the car was totaled. She was shaken up about the accident. So much so that she left some baggies of white powder in her car when it was towed to a repair shop. Freaking out when she got home about where she may have left the baggies, she called the repair shop and said the following. "Hi, this is _________. My car was towed there earlier today. I think I left my coke in there though. Would you go check and see if it is there? It is in the center console."
At first the person on the other end really thought the actress meant coke as in the soft drink Coke. When she realized what it really was though she told the actress that she would need to come down to the shop and claim it herself. One hour later the actress did just that.
AnnaLynne McCord
Naughty VIP ;)
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ReplyDeleteLies! All lies!
ReplyDeleteLol!!!! Hope u keep better track of ur stuff these days VIP! ;)
DeleteDamn girl, you were fiending.
DeleteIIRC some of y'all guessed this one correctly when it first ran.
ReplyDeleteDid VIP get this one right? Lol
ReplyDeleteVIP, You should be ashamed of yourself!!
ReplyDeleteI just got a boner hearing of a hot chick so stupid with a drug habit.
ReplyDeleteAll she did was tip the tow guys off on what to steal. She can't go to the cops.
One time some car wash Mexicans stole my weed, bowl and papers. I called the car wash and asked if they covered stolen items. Homina homina homina What was stolen. "They stole my pot, papers and pipe." Then I asked if I should call immigration or show up with a baseball bat, before I hung up. I miss pay phones.
I worked at a car wash and I had my own boss steal weed from my car while it was going thru the wash. Cant trust anyone these days.
DeleteThis girl left weed in the bathroom at my job in a tiny makeup bag. The janitor brought it to me and said someone left this in the bathroom with a smirk on his face and as soon as he handed it to me I smelled the skunk. It was at least an 1/8 and it was lemon haze. Best day ever.
ReplyDeleteNice gift! That lemon is the bomb...
DeleteIf i had a dime for every time I've done that..well wouldn't have a dime. That's just some sloppy shit.
ReplyDeletedumb bitch
ReplyDeleteI've been backstage in many dressing rooms over the years and the shit I have found. I never take it though. Musicians tend to share.
ReplyDeleteLeaving your stash in your car is a rookie mistake though. Something you only do once.
Is this how VIP stays so thin.
ReplyDeleteOne time I was at a sleazy jacuuzi tub motel with my ex. I'm in the bathroom taking a dump, and I decide to open the cabinet under the sink to see what is in there. BOOM. Fat doobie, with about a puff out of it. We later spotted toiletries behind the drawers of the dresser and a boatload of stuff in the drop ceiling (rubbers, whore heels, vibrator, Jurgens, rubbing alcohol, etc). Hooker must have been working out of the room regularly. I took the weed and smoked that shit. 6/10, it was nice, but nothing special.
ReplyDeleteNow we know how she stays so stick figure skinny...
ReplyDeleteYeah, but she is just "naturally thin."
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