Thursday, August 01, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

February 1, 2013

This former almost A list celebrity who is in a family of celebrities is probably a B- right now. Maybe a C+. His name recognition is the only thing keeping him from being a C+. He always moves way to fast and way too intensely with women. Wants to marry them and have babies the same night he meets them. He usually only dates C or D list celebrities. This time though he might get his wish. He met a woman at a club and she usually charges by the hour. She recognized our celebrity and has been on his arm every second for the past two days. Now he says they are getting married.

Benji Madden


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  1. He should hook up with Taylor Swift.

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  2. Benji has always been the fugly one of the twin set.

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  3. Anonymous11:27 AM

    how come i never came across one of these losers?

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  4. The only thing recognizable about his name is that his first name is a movie dog and his last name is an XBox football game.

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  6. Her name is Hedi Gores and she's a business co-owner of the Pressed Juicery and The Chalkboard in L.A.

    Identified with Benji

    Business writeup

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  7. She can't be the same person being discussed in the blind...right?

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  8. @DontRain, apparently she is because if you scroll to the bottom of the link with photos of her and Benji I provided, it says "Benji Madden and girlfriend Hedi Gores out shopping in LA - June 8, 2013".

    That was just a month ago, so it made me wonder too, but maybe she's both a business owner/proprietor (and now perhaps formerly) high price female 'companion'.

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  9. Yeah, really, name recognition? Pass.

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  10. I met GC in NY and Joel and Benji are two of the nicest musicians I've met in my life. Joel was a sweetheart but Benji was kinda shy. Just wanted to point out that they may be douchebaggy but their nice human beings.

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  11. Wasn't Benji the popular guess for a blind about a celebrity in a family who might possibly be gay because he was so awkward with women? If they're both meant to be Benji, something stinks. Though maybe it's considered awkward to want to marry someone the same night you meet them.

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