Friday, August 30, 2013
Blind Item #9
This B list actor who divides his time between television and movies has A+ name recognition and everyone knows his face. He likes to have a good time and can usually get lucky, despite his unorthodox looks. His best friend has troubles so the actor is forever paying for escorts for his friend so he won't feel left out.
Michael Cera and Clark Duke
ReplyDeleteOk Pauly bleeker still looks 12 so what weirdo is doing him
DeleteSteve Buscemi?
ReplyDeleteBuscemi has been married to the kick ass Jo Andres since 1987. Guess again. She'd have his balls in a vice.
Deletethe afghan hound?
ReplyDeleteZach gallifinakis and Jason scwarzman
ReplyDeleteI'd do Jason Schwartzman in a heartbeat... I love me some short Jewish boys who look like they don't shower!
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ReplyDeleteDanny DeVito for the lucky guy. Steve Buscemi is also a good guess
ReplyDeletePeter Dinklage?
ReplyDeletePlease. Peter Dinkage need no escort. He can get all of it!
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ReplyDeleteBenedict Cumberbatch
ReplyDeleteJesse aisenberg? Otherwise i like the mike cera guess.
ReplyDeleteWho is Clark Duke?
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DeleteN/M I freakin love that guy.
DeleteVincent Schiavelli. Who else was known for unorthodox looks? Marty Feldman?
ReplyDeletePS: I know they are both dead.
ReplyDeleteClark Duke as the guy who can get it and Michael Cera as the guy who can't works better, though I doubt it's either of them and that seems so far out of left field.
ReplyDeleteCera could get layed by going into any bar with women, fwiw- there are rumors that he prefers the bars with men only. Don't think it's him either.
ReplyDeleteTexas Rose, have you seen what he looks like. And his one and only girlfriend was no prize, so not sure where your theory is coming from.
ReplyDeleteCJ- Theory comes from he is rich actor that has starred in and carried movies. Don't know why he has only had one girlfriend or how ugly but if you think he can't get laid anywhere there are young women then you don't know shit.
ReplyDeleteMichael Cera can get it like a rock star, Steve B is happily married, but could get it like a rock star. Not them.
ReplyDeletePeter Dinklage. There's a GoT advert just under the post.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't a blind item, it's a storyline seen in "Fargo!"
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