Thursday, August 29, 2013
Blind Item #9
This barely A list mostly movie actress apparently moves fast and has already kicked her B list mostly movie actor boyfriend to the curb after just a couple of dates. She says that she almost fell asleep when they had sex and that the boring characters he plays on screen are a true reflection of his personality.
Amanda Seyfried/Justin Long
ReplyDeleteIf Seyfried hates boring sex and boring men, then I may have a new Mandy to pine for. I hope she doesn't value looks too much.
ReplyDeleteI never took you for a guy who pines.
DeleteRight?
DeleteAmanda Seyfried and Justin Long?
ReplyDeleteSeyfried just posted a picture of Long to her instagram today... so maybe not them?
ReplyDeleteI don't know who else it would be, though!
I guess this Enty didn't get the memo from the old Enty that Amanda is nice and has had a string of really shitty boyfriends and just wants to find a nice guy who won't cheat or be creepy. Perhaps the new narrative is that *Amanda* is the cad who treats people like crap?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe this isn't even about Seyfried and Long.
NonNon, the new but not improved Enty doesn't seem to like women very much. Except Giesel so I don't trust her taste.
ReplyDeleteDo people really think Seyfried is hot??? Decent body but butterface.
ReplyDeleteWhat we need here is a commenter who combines "multi-Enty" conspiracy theories with ignorance about sexuality, and maybe a good judgmental attitude that anyone who has sex in any way other than missionary position in the dark under the covers is a sick pervert.
ReplyDeleteEfficiency, people!
@ Jonathan: LOL! You fucking rock.
Delete@califblondy: You never read my pining for Miss Bynes and her beautiful buttocks?
ReplyDeleteJAS - YEAH!
ReplyDeleteWasn't Amanda the answer for a blind about an actress who sat and stared in a really creepy way while a construction crew did some remodeling on her apartment? Or the one who laid out clothes for people who don't exist?
ReplyDeleteHe's considered a boyfriend after a couple of dates?
ReplyDelete@Seven Yes, and the one who woke to her bf creepily staring at her and dumped him.
ReplyDeleteWho was dating Keanu?
ReplyDeleteYeah I don't find Justin Long boring at all. Gotta be Keanu. I watched a little of "The Day The Earth Stood Still" (believe me there was NOTHING on) and good gawd I almost fell asleep.
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