Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Blind Item #9

This actor is B- list. Maybe a B. Mostly movies. Foreign born. A very, very good actor. Apparently he is back with his celebrity ex, or at least as back as he ever gets with anyone. She was with a B-/C+ list mostly television actor but went back to the movie actor because as she put it, "He has a d**k that goes on for miles."


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  1. Well that's interesting...

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  2. Obviously Fassbender
    Zoe Kravitz/Penn Badgley for the others

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  3. And since we've seen Fassbender's peen so many times, how about shaking things up? Didn't someone request Christian Bale?

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    1. Hope he is a grower.

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    2. @Vip Christian peens looks like Snail.

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    3. Since we are putting in requests can I please lick oops I mean see Paul Walker's package.

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    4. Anonymous1:41 PM

      I understand why he's so angry now. I bet his tongue is wicked though.

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    5. @VIP I asked for Christian and I'll take more if you got 'em! I see some girth and I'll bet he's def a grower.
      He has the sexiest voice and his mouth is killer...excuse me..........

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  4. Vincent Cassell is married to Monica Bellluci.

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  5. You guys are all making an assumption here!

    I say he has a pet mallard that can walk all the way to the store and back on its little webby feet.

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    1. yes she makes this site bearable.

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  7. A dick that goes on for miles....priceless.
    For everything else, there's MasterCard.

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  8. VIP you must have the ultimate spank bank.

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  9. It's not the length, it's the girth that matters. Fassbender's looks painful.

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    1. Anonymous1:50 PM

      I miss out on all the fun. His peen is that big really?. Hes very goodlooking too.. If its that big no girl is going to want to ride it unless she has pain meds. Too big is not good...ijs

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  10. I want to see Michaels peen!

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  11. Its Weiner Wednesday up in here!! YaaaaaaaY!!! Thanks VIP for the "hump" day pix! :)

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    1. Much better than the failed Full Frontal Fridays!
      VIP kept it up!

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  12. How about shaq. I've always been curious on the size of his peen.

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    1. Really? Didn't someone compare it to a salami? Richard Lewis, I think said that on Conan.

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  13. These dick pics ain't helping disprove the fact that you're Enty VIP!

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  14. No Paul Walker or Shaq, but did you know that Michael Vartan did full frontal?

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    1. Vartan: awful pic, awesome dick.

      THANKS @VIP!

      Fun topic, better links...

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  15. Best comments ever! Thanks VIP!

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  16. Also, apparently Trey Songz has a brother named Forrest Tucker, and he appears to be very *ahem* talented

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    1. OH. EM. GEEEEE. THAT is a Godzilla dick.

      I HAVE seen bigger and thicker (and quite frankly ran screaming-poor guy never forgave me and probably committed suicide he was so depressed about the nightmares his dick caused) but THAT made me gasp!!!

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  17. @VIO Blonde I wish I still had that photo of Trey SOngz, his peen is just as big as his brother. BTW if you can find any RDJ's photos of his peen, please do share.

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  18. @VIP, that last one was tres scary! I think I jumped a little. Tucker for sure.

    True Blood spoiler for Askars lovers. Not really a spoiler if you don't read the article, just the headline and gaze at the pic:

    Alexander Skarsgard Goes Full Frontal Nude on True Blood Season Six Finale (semi-nsfw)

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  19. My request - Viggo Mortenson?

    You're a goddess, VIP.

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  20. Vartan can GET IT

    Damn.

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  21. Oh my and holy shizznit...thanks for the dick pics @VIP!! :)

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  22. @Seven of Eleven watch the movie Viggo did called Eastern Promises with Naomi Watts. He has a fight scene while he is completely naked and you get plenty of full frontal.

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    1. Great movie and awesome scene. Vincent Cassel is in it too so there's plenty of eye candy (that's essential to me when selecting movies to watch)

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  23. These comments are making my week! Thanks!

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  24. Best. Thread. Ever. Thanks VIP!!

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  26. Yeah it is me. But please stop referring to me as foreign born. It is an unsubstantuated rumor that just won't die.

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