Blind Item #9
This former B list mostly movie actress was all set to take a break from the hooker circuit this summer because there just was not enough time to land a big fish. They get taken in May when Cannes hits and by this time, your only hope is if they have dumped someone. But, lo and behold, there was so much renewed interest this summer in her that instead of taking a pay cut or getting no one, she actually is charging double and getting way more customers than she can handle. She is open for something long term though.
Tara Reid
ReplyDeleteTara
ReplyDeleteMan, what "Sharknado" can do for a girl's prices!
ReplyDeleteYep. Tara.
ReplyDeleteWhorenado?
ReplyDeleteI would pay ACTUAL MONEY to see that, so long as Tara was the sharkbait. Solomon funny. You win Internets of the day. One word post, funniest concept!!! I'm not worthy!!!
DeleteTara Reid, of course
ReplyDeleteDo you think anyone in Cannes will hire me next Summer? The catch is that I won't have any kind of sex, I do have cellulite and my husband and kid will be along for the ride.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, I'm super fun, working on that cellulite problem, Mr. Nom is an amazing cook and Baby Nom is the cutest baby ever.
Sooooooo... what do you think my chances are?
Ha ha ha, I'll join you. Our husbands and babies can keep each other company, whilst we work on each others lumpy bits in a non sexual manner. They'll be queuing round the marina! :-)
DeleteVictoria Silvstedt
ReplyDeleteGosh, I would say Lindsay, because she wasn't...um...available in May and probably thought she "missed the boat"
ReplyDeleteGeeze, how sad and pathetic is your life when even *I* am guessing your escort blinds?
ReplyDelete@Laura, I would assume that being sober would inhibit Lindsay's opportunities; normal women would pretty much HAVE to be stoned to do some of the things she does.
Hope her acting in bed is better than it was in Sharknado.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ Whorenado. Brava, Kristin!!
ReplyDeleteNonNom, we could be a BOGO team! My kids are old enough to watch your kids ;)
ReplyDeleteSharknado! Ah, yes! One of my fave movies of the Summer! I had a Sharknado Party! You rock the camp, Tara!
ReplyDeleteLohan.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Tarknado.
ReplyDeleteIt's tara, "Big Fish" being the (awesome) clue.
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