Great parents. It is already bade enough that the celebrity mom is on coke and boozes constantly, but now the dad is back on heroin. That poor kid. There are normal people in the life of the kid. They need to intervene.
Has Pete Wentz ever been known for itchy H, tho? I haven't heard any rumors about that before Coke & booze do sound like Ashlee's steady diet, so maybe...
Shakira, Beyonce, Pink... And of course Ashley Also CPS....? Really? Why don't you phone them up there chump, I heard from someone that heard from someone that the parents are maybe doing illegal drugs!!!! Don't have names, sorry its a blind item... Lets solve it together!!
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz?
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ReplyDeleteWell I know it isn't North West since it says "There are normal people in the life of the kid."
ReplyDeleteThat rules out the Kardashians.
Rebecca and Eric Dane
ReplyDeletecokehead boozer mother: paula patton
ReplyDeleteback on heroin father: robin thicke
Has Pete Wentz ever been known for itchy H, tho? I haven't heard any rumors about that before
ReplyDeleteCoke & booze do sound like Ashlee's steady diet, so maybe...
@Ruby, great pic. Nice...eyes.
Delete@Charlotte...
DeleteAwwww, thanks!!!
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(I always get compliments on my....eyes.)
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I bet everywhere you go there are people wanting to look deep into your...eyes
DeleteStop it....you're making me *blush*
Delete(said in my best Paul Rudd from Clueless voice)
Lmao!!!!
That's really sade.
ReplyDeleteHa. It is bade and sade if you ask me
DeleteCoke Mom and Smack Dad?
ReplyDelete@Seven of Eleven LOL
ReplyDeleteIdk, Pete always seems to be a decent dad. I'll go with Rebecca and Eric Dane..that said, I'm sure this implies to a lot of ppl sadly..
ReplyDeleteHaha I bet new Enty thought everyone would say the Blohans
ReplyDeleteSO sad. Why do they bother having kids if they don't want to stop the partying?
ReplyDeleteThat's too logical
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ReplyDeleteI never thought he'd be a junkie because heroin is so passe.
ReplyDeleteI can't help but feel responsible. I always knew that he was insane with his pain
Lazyday that was awesome!
ReplyDeleteSevenofeleven it is sade.
I'm thinking Heather and The rocker. Does't say still married. Just said mom and dad.
Damn you, @lazyday, for putting that in my head. Love you for listening to the Dandys!
ReplyDeleteI say Pete and Ashlee based on the word "kid", not kids (Eric and Rebecca).
ReplyDeletePete Wentz never did heroin. Just pills.
ReplyDeleteI think there is a reason why he wrote bad as 'bade'. Its a clue but I cant seem to connect it. Also just the mom is described as celebrity.....
ReplyDeleteIf it's sade, would that make the heroin the sweetest taboo?
ReplyDeleteEnty: please call Child Protective Services.
ReplyDeleteShakira, Beyonce, Pink... And of course Ashley
ReplyDeleteAlso CPS....? Really? Why don't you phone them up there chump, I heard from someone that heard from someone that the parents are maybe doing illegal drugs!!!! Don't have names, sorry its a blind item... Lets solve it together!!
Ruby, you have eyes?
ReplyDeleteIndeed.
Delete2 of 'em, even
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Oh, I'm a huge fan and even went to the Odditorium once when we were passing through Portland.
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