This A list television actress on a hit network comedy is saying that one of her exes, who is also a former co-star is so not endowed that it is a good thing he is on a television show or he would not be getting any second dates. Does this mean she puts out on the first date?
I'd guess Rashida and John Krasinski but Enty usually refers to her as B list.
ReplyDeleteWth? And I DO understand, just doesnt make sense. SHES the problem for putting out on first date, or hes the problem for having small peen? Its not size of peen anyway, its what you do with it. Anyway, if HE has furst date sex, score!! But SHE's slutty. Again with this double standard!
ReplyDelete@auntliddy, the new Enty acts like she hates women who put out on the first date because she never gets to--her dates are out the bathroom window before the night ends.
DeleteAmy Poehler will arnett
ReplyDeleteWill VIP have a picture to prove this claim? Who is this poor fella with the small package?????
ReplyDeleteCourtney Cox and David Arquette
ReplyDeleteagreeing with Aunt Liddy....
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ReplyDelete@Kelly - can't be galcki - says former costar.
DeleteI don't necessarily think it means she put out on the first dates, but was being catty about an ex. Whatever. I agree with auntliddy.
ReplyDeleteSomeone is a little bitter.
ReplyDelete.!. Weee little bitty
ReplyDelete"Do you have a little wiener with some tiny nuts?"
@kelly Mahoney: It says "former co-star" so I don't think the BBT couple would work.
ReplyDeleteAnd come on with the putting out on the first date crap. They aint in 8th grade and they were CO STARS, so they knew each other, worked together, etc. It aint like they were banging in the shot house of a club 10 minutes after "Hi, my name is....". Not that there is anything wrong in my eyes with NSA bangin, but some people are skeeved by it.
I'm thinking this Enty is the female version of the 40 year old virgin.
Yea, bcuz exes are known for ALWAYS being truthful about their former lovers. Sounds like it ended badly and now she's being bitchy.
ReplyDeleteAnd lol @Count....I can totally see Enty being the fem 40yr old Virgin.
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I mentioned this story before, when a blind was revealed about Scarlett Johannsen saying that Ryan Reynolds was terrible in bed after he married Blake Lively, but I'll say it again:
ReplyDeleteIn college, my roommate was dumped. After, she would lie about how small the guy's appendage was until another friend who had dated him and knew about said appendage made her tell the truth. He had no size problems, she was just a bitter bitch.
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ReplyDeleteand sometimes the ex boyfriend does have a small peen and it is true a lot of guys would not be getting laid as often if at all if they were not famous
ReplyDeleteBitter exes male and female are known to lie about many things about their exes but then some exes are just telling it like it is.
Does Poehler fit?
ReplyDeleteI think you're getting to literal about doing it first date, second date etc. I suspect that the actress was really just saying that any woman who slept with him would be unsatisfied and not likely to do it again.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she has seen russell brand's dong. Nothing can be smaller.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Kaley Cuoco and Johnny Galecki? She might be considered A between the Cavill scam and the fact that she's been on two popular shows. (BBT & to a lesser extent 8 Rules.)
ReplyDeleteAnd the big endorsement deals. She's who I thought of immediately.
DeleteCan't be Amy Poehler. Will Arnett was only a guest star for one episode on Parks and Rec (he was a medic on a blind date), not a co-star.
ReplyDeletePeople who say its not the size that counts probly have a small penis or their man has a small one. Its like sour grapes, non?
ReplyDeleteKaley Cuoco and somebody. Or all the guys gay on that show? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
ReplyDeleteNaughty Nurse - only Jim Parsons/Sheldon.
ReplyDeleteAmy appeared from time to time on Arrested Development playing Arnett's wife.
ReplyDeleteSometimes a guy needs to nail a board to his skinny ass so he doesn't fall in. Other people fit together perfectly, then there is always the guy who is so small he couldn't darn a sock with his needle dick.
ReplyDeleteI have no guess but I couldn't help myself.
Haaha! "Puts out"?
ReplyDeleteAre you 17??
I think the "puts out" and date thing may imply that they weren't married. Also, while I could never guess Arnett's endowment, I doubt Poehler is that mean-spirited.
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